![]() Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. Hello people! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: And I am but three, Tonight my daddy this is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this! Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you loved DH,HBP,OotP,Gof,PoA,CoS,and SS/PS,and know what all those initials stand for,copy and past this into your profile. if you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning,copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks,copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp charcters are still alive,copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I hate sterotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this. We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :Naruto Survey: Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions! 1. Naruto 2. Itachi 3. Tsunade 4. Iruka 5. Shikamaru 6. Kyuubi 7. Neji 8.Gaara 9. The Third 10. Sasuke 11. Anko 12. Hinata 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kyuubi and Anko would be an interesting pairing, I actually think I have, but Kurenai was with them. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? He is sooo cute, I would totally date him 3) What would happen if Twelve (Hinata) got Eight (Gaara) pregnant? I don't think that is possible and if it was, between Hinata's dad and Gaara's demon it would be there for long 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (The third) Yeah. There are a couple but mainly he is in the background 5) Would Two (Itachi) and Six (Kyuubi) make a good couple? Yes, most definitely, sooooo hot! 6) Five (Shikamaru)/Nine (The third) or Five (Shikamaru)/Ten (Sasuke) First eeeewwww, and second the latter pairing is less scaring 7) What would happen if Seven (Neji) walked in on Two (Itachi) and Twelve (Hinata) having sex? Neji would go ape-shit on Itachi's ass and then reprimand Hinata before chasing after Itachi and attempting to kill him for violating Hinata 8) Make up a summary of a Three (Tsunade)/Ten (Sasuke) Fanfic. Oh wow, umm ew, anyway Sasuke has come back to Konoha and has to face the Hokage, but all is not as it seems. The two share a secret that could destroy both their lives. Added to this is Sasuke's teenage Hormones, what could happen? 9) Is there any such thing as a One (Naruto)/Eight (Garra) fluff? YES! That pairing is soooooooo cute 10) Suggest a title for a Seven (INeji)/Twelve (Hinata) Hurt/Comfort fic. Crossing Lines and breaking the bird's cage 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Iruka) to de-flower One (Naruto) Well As Naruto grows older and more beautiful, Iruka notices and feelings for his former student appear, they go on a mission together, but Iruka can no longer deny what he feels. Little does he know that Naruto also has feelings for him. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Kakashi) het? Yep 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven No, I don't think so 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Itachi)/Four (Iruka)/Five (Shikamaru) Doubt it 15) What might Ten(Sasuke) scream at a moment of great passion? I'm gonna revive my clan 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Garra), what song would you choose? “This is how you remind me” by Nickelback, from when he had no emotions 17) If you wrote a One (Naruto)/Six (Kyuubi)/Twelve (Hinata) fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Threesome, M/M/F, DP and fluff 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Sasuke) to use on Two (Itachi) oh God, umm, “I've decided not to revive the clan, care to show me why I shouldn't” Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: 1. Harry 2. Sirius 3. Remus 4. Draco 5. Luna 6. Minerva 7. Severus 8. Lucius 9. Hermione 10. Blaise 11. Fred 12. George 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? A Minerva/Fred, no. Are there any? 02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Absolutely Gorgeous 03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? George getting Lucius preggers? Ain't gonna happen 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? I've read a couple, none coming to mind at the moment though 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No! It would be a scary thing to see 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Luna/Hermione or Luna/Blaise? I gotta say Luna/Blaise, the other pairing just doesn't work. 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Severus would probably make some comment on hero worship going to far, calling Sirius a mutt and insult the George's family and then leave. 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Remus/Blaise, He was the quiet Slytherin, the one no-one noticed. He loved mysteries. His defense Teacher happened to be a big one. Will Blaise like what he finds? What happens when feelings become deeper and all is then found out? 09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Yes! Harry and Lucius are so cute! 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Severus/George. Ummmmm, Severus saves a prankster 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? It is the beginning of sixth year and Harry is still depressed about Sirius, Draco has been habouring feelings about the boy-who-lived for a while now and decides to act after a particularly bad potion lesson. Befriending the boy would be hard and worth it in the end. Harry eventually sees Draco as more than a friend and... 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Probably 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yep 14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I do not think so 15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Sirius/Draco/Luna?? doubt it 16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? His partners name?? 17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Save Tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry 18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? I wouldn't write one 19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? “Hey Doggy, How 'bout I show you what a real Slytherin can do,” 20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A couple of minutes ago 21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Old Headmasters =p 22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Probably both, but 12 would join in. 23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Remus/Severus, Remus near full moons and Sev the rest of the month. 24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it. So Harry and Hermione were in a relationship, but she ran off with Draco. Harry has a one night stand with Fred and an affair with George. Follows the advice of Luna and is happy with Remus. Harry and the trip of randomness And I have no idea who would write it. :P 25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Lucius and Severus would be sooooooo cute. 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