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The Question chapter 62 . 7/22 Quora website had a field day disparaging this story! Here's a snippet: Most people love to ship x with Draco Malfoy mostly due to Tom Felton, thinking he's the charming actor but without the evilness and bullying. For some reason, many attributes that never surface, not spoken about, basically not present are attributed to him! Who wouldn't you want to ship their character with an attractive blonde Slytherin guy? And just like fangirls are all over the 'badboyness' of Draco (because nobody can resist the wretched cliché of being 'the one who can turn a badboy good'), they are just as quick to ignore his evil & even downright murderous behavior! It's beyond all sense. |
fantasyfr3ak chapter 16 . 7/24 I am loving your story so far, and I look forward to the direction you're taking it in, however I wanted to point out that Pansy Parkinson is not blonde.. that's all! |
lucialeoc chapter 62 . 7/22 il racconto e bello |
nif-ravenpuff chapter 62 . 7/16 Dear potential readers: You know how sometimes it’s hard to commit to a massive epic and wade through the tightly woven details? Fear nothing with this story. It is brilliant, both in major story arcs and the smallest detail! Just find yourself four solid days with no other obligations! |
ProblemTesticles chapter 62 . 7/13 Draco came round in a room that reminded him of hospital wing of Hogwarts. He couldn't really move much. Glancing down he saw below his lower abdomen he was heavily bandaged. 'Good morning Mister Malfoy!' a very familiar bushy haired brunette 'nurse' exclaimed opening a door. The term nurse Draco used only loosely in his head, as he doubted any actual muggle nurses would wear a uniform that short or revealing. Or made of those muggle materials that had no wizarding counterparts .. ah yes he remembered now latex, spandex and that PCV plastic stuff that Blaise was always going on about. The 'Nurse Danger' badge completed the bizarre spectacle. She was also ridiculously chirpy which wasn't normal for Dang .. , err, Granger. 'Those strong pain numbing potions will be wearing off soon' she stated. 'What potions!' Draco said breaking his silence. 'The ones you had after your castration of course' she smirked. Malfoy junior was beyond horrifically aghast. Castration would mean a total end to the family line. All his surviving French cousins were females. 'Wwwhaart!' he managed to splutter out 'YOU HAVE REMOVED MY TESTICLES!?' 'Oh of course not' replied Granger. Draco breathed a sigh of relief. It had all been a hideous prank .. 'I didn't touch you. Hagrid did the actual operation - he's had plenty of practice on problem thestrals. And unfortunately he was a little heavy handed with the meat cleaver and rusty spoon" she continued with a bigger grin spreading "And it wasn't just your testicles - he accidentally removed your entire genitalia!' holding up a clear muggle bag containing some very familiar organs to Draco's face. Totally speechless his hand shot to his wrapped groin - only to find it empty of contents. 'Perhaps you'll be less aggressive & nasty now?' she quipped & left, her shapely thong clad arse swaying as she did so. Not that the former Slytherin school'boy' had anything left to appreciate that very sexy sight. The end ... of Draco's vain attempts to bum Harry. |
InsideTheFridge chapter 62 . 7/12 Good lord this absolutely masterpiece of a story had me hooked for hours and hours, I could barely put it down! Thank you for writing this, and G’day from Australia! |
NLTakedown chapter 62 . 7/10 I've read this at least seven times, and I love it more every time I read it. The amount of thought and detail that went into this is astonishing, and I've found myself having to correct myself on multiple occasions because I forgot that a detail from this story wasn't canon. |
Phoenix.Writing chapter 62 . 7/5 Stop being such a fucking suck up Bauerbaby24! If I wanted a tongue stuck in my asshole, there's places in the city I can pay for that! I wrote this garbage when on prescription & recreational drugs & had zero idea it was this popular with idiot reviewers. Can't even recall my password to delete this immature garbage. Oh and yes I was reported as missing presumed dead ages back, but that was due to living on streets for four years & family assuming I'd passed. Now out of jail and on help programs |
Bauerbaby24 chapter 62 . 7/5 Hello again, dear author. I have once again revisited this story and wanted to express my appreciation for this beautiful, epic work. I was a weekly follower back in the day (I can't believe this story has existed for over 10 years!) and I still remember waiting up til 3am so that I could read the next chapter. I still love how you wrote Hermione, Severus, Harry, and Draco along with your world expansion of unicorns, mates, and werewolves. I hope you are well after all this time. I'm not sure if you still write and if you do, where, but if you happen to see this review and have more stories to share, I would love to hear from you. Take. care! |
Justine Walsh chapter 10 . 6/26 Ten chapters in and you can't say I didn't try. Can see where all those negative reviews abound from - this IS awful & a stealth attack on women & their rights |
Miriam Kharn chapter 19 . 6/26 Worst drarry story ever. Ludicrous plot points & suspension of disbelief gone beyond my critical limit now. Hope author is satisfied as you've really soured any need I have of reading a Harry/Draco pairing for a long time. |
SparksLock chapter 35 . 6/12 I just remembered the red potion Severus gave her before the deed and I still want to know what exactly it was. |
SparksLock chapter 24 . 6/12 This chapter broke my heart. It brought literal tears to my eyes, and I just hope it gets better. |
SparksLock chapter 3 . 6/10 I really hope the virgins are Harry and Hermione |
akire26 chapter 38 . 6/6 I love this story, I hadn’t read it in years, I think, but all this damn angst with Severus and his abuse of her, I do not understand how she forgives him time and again, his insecure bitter ass. This is one of those times when the reader would not have been upset if the main protagonist ended up with someone else romantically because she saw that her actual love interest was toxic and she needed to move on. |