So a little about me. First, the icon was not made by me, it was made by a lovely livejournal user named chaotic4life.

Okay, back to me. All my stories are posted on my livejournal. I may write het here but I do write a lot of slash (slash = m/m pairing). If you have a problem with that, well, I really don't care. And all people who read/write/like slash/femmeslash are not all gay/lesbian/bi. I'm a straight liberal woman who just enjoys reading slash/femmeslash and believes that love is love and not restricted to gender. If you flame me, that's not going to scare me or stop me from writing.

My stories will have warnings so if you don't like, don't read. People who SEE the warnings, then go ahead and read and flame the fic bother me. It's like they go out of their way and I think that's just pathetic. Or the other people who write a review just to say that they HATE the pairing. Well, different people like different pairings. Just because it will never happen in the book/tv show/movie/etc doesn't mean that they can't have a preference!! There may be ships that I don't understand but that doesn't mean I'm going to search out fics and tell the authors how much it sucks. I think if everyone stays in their own playground, fandom would be a lot less wanky.

Sorry for the rant but I've been reading stories and people's ignorant reviews bother me and I had to get it out. Now that we've seen my pet peeves, let's move on to a little bit about me.

Favorite Color: purple

Favorite Books: Little Women, Harry Potter (yay!), Pride & Prejudice, Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of the Rings, the Shopaholic series, Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code, Crime & Punishment, anything by Agatha Christie

Favorite Music: Travis, Daughtry, Jack's Mannequin, Switchfoot, Jason Mraz, Paramore, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Vertical Horizon, Michael Buble, Snow Patrol, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Nickelback, Beyonce, Shakira, Lifehouse, Nelly Furtado, Black Eyed Peas, The All-American Rejects, Rob Thomas, Christina Aguilera, Evanescence, Gwen Stefani, Bollywood film music, Jay Sean, Gavin DeGraw, Leona Lewis, T.I

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter (not as good as the books though), Spiderman 1 & 2, Bollywood films (esp Shahrukh Khan ones!), A Few Good Men (awesome movie), Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Aladdin (almost anything Disney or Pixar), The Proposal, He's Just Not That Into You

Favorite TV shows: Suits, Sherlock, Gilmore Girls, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Law & Order, NCIS, Numb3rs

Who I 'ship (what you've been waiting for and it's a long list):

Smallville:

Likes:

Clark/Oliver- my OTP. they're hot, what can i say?

Clark/Lois- my first 'ship . . . they're epic and Erica does a fantastic job as Lois.

Oliver/Lois- When they were together, they were sweet. And had tons of chemistry.

Oliver/Chloe- I really liked them when I read fanfic, and they were great together in s9. It was nice to see a fanon ship become canon.

Lois/Tess- Because really, major chemistry and sexual tension from the start. :)

Chloe/Bart- They are cute and he obviously adores her.

Chloe/Lana- In early seasons, they were so sweet!

Chloe/Lex- Don't ask why ... I just think it'd work. A very snarky pair!

Chloe/Jason- They looked cute. I also like shipping her with Dean from Supernatural so I just might like the JA/AM combo! ;)

Chloe/George Dean (the guy from 'Apocalypse' AU)- What can I say? He was hot and they just worked. Too bad we can't see him in the 'real' universe.

Chloe/Tess- Tess just has chemistry with all the ladies!

Lex/Lana- it keeps Lana away from Clark. Plus, I felt she could be more herself around Lex. In recent seasons, the last time I really liked Lana was early s6, when she was with Lex.

Lana/Jason- I liked them in s4, before he went insane

Lana/Tess- IDK ... there was major vibes when Lana came back in s8. Plus, I think morally, they're about the same.

AC/Victor- Lots of tension there in 'Justice'!

Jonathan/Martha

Dislikes:

Oliver/Lex

Oliver/Lana- I don't even get why people would ship these two. He was the only guy to ever not really fall for Lana and I'm happy they kept it that way.

Oliver/Tess- Their relationship should stay in the past. Going after her again and again was one of the many reasons his character was ruined in s8. She's like his Lana. Though I do enjoy their friendship. I just think it should stay at that.

Oliver/Kara

Oliver/Mia- She's way too young for him! I'm glad that even Justin said it wasn't going to happen, and that Mia was a little girl, which is true. She is a daughter-figure, not potential love interest.

Lex/Lois- Yeah, I know it's comics canon but I can't see it in SV universe.

Clark/Lana- It's like beating a dead horse.

Clark/Lionel- Don't get me started ...

Jonathan/Lois- yes i've seen and it no, it doesn't work.

Bart/Clark- I think they have more of a big brother/little brother relationship.

Bart/Oliver- Bart's too young, too short and they don't have that kind of chemistry, IMO.

Chlois Theory- not a ship by I had to add it in there. I can't believe people actually believe in this, especially after s4. Everyone, including Allison Mack, said it wasn't going to happen. People who act entitled when it comes to Chlois make me roll my eyes.

Suits:

Harvey/Mike- OTP!

Star Trek XI:

Likes:

Kirk/Spock- The original slash OTP! ZQ & CP have awesome chemistry. I seem to have a tendency to ship blond/brunet when it comes to slash.

Uhura/McCoy- I don't know why but I can just see it.

Uhura/Gaila- They're cute and would be sweet together.

Dislikes:

Kirk/McCoy- I can see the appeal, but I like them better as friend.

Spock/McCoy

Kirk/Uhura

Sherlock Holmes:

Holmes/Watson- RDJ & Jude Law. Enough said.

Harry Potter:

Likes:

Harry/Draco- can't get enough of them! They were my first slash ship and just made of win!

James/Lily- how can you hate them?! They're Harry's parents and he grew up for her. That's love. :D

Ron/Hermione- They may fight but they balance each other out.

Remus/Sirius

Seamus/Dean

Neville/Ginny

Neville/Luna- I think JKR made a huge mistake not putting these two together

Ginny/Blaise

Seamus/Blaise

Dislikes:

Ron/Draco

Lily/anyone other than James (especially Snape)- I see the Snape/Lily thing as one-sided and I can't imagine them together romantically. I am not a fan of fics that have Snape as Harry's real father, even if it is H/D. And I can't see her with Sirius. She and Remus would make good friends, but that's about it.

James/anyone other than Lily (esp Remus, Hermione & Ginny)

Draco/anyone other than Harry-strong bias towards Drarry makes me cringe at other ships ;)

Harry/anyone other than Draco (esp Snape, Hermione, any Weasley except Ginny, & Cho Chang)- Again, Drarry is my ultimate OTP ... I hate them with anybody else. I didn't mind him ending up with Ginny but I don't really read it in fic.

NCIS

Likes:

Tony/Gibbs- My main ship!

Ziva/Jen- Don't ask

Tim/Abby- Aren't they sweet?

Abby/Kate

Abby/Ziva

Dislikes:

Gibbs/Abby- More father/daughter vibes

Tony/Tim- They're like brothers to me

Gibbs/McGee

Law & Order (all versions):

Likes:

Bobby/Alex (CI)- He totally loves her!

Mike/Caroline (CI)- I miss Barek. They balance each other out like Bobby and Alex do.

Bobby/Mike (CI)

Elliot/Olivia (SVU)- She keeps him sane.

Finn/Munch (SVU)

Numb3rs:

Likes:

Charlie/Amita- Call me crazy but I really think they're adorable.

David/Colby-Have you seen this current season? There are sparks all over the place!

One Tree Hill:

likes:

Nathan/Haley-they're so adorable!

Brooke/Lucas-sophia bush/cmm's split made me sad

Jake/Peyton- Jake, Peyton and Jenny could've been a cute family. She did look like Peyton's daughter.

Brooke/Peyton

Brooke/Rachel

dislikes:

Brooke/Nathan- friendship is cool but nothing more

Peyton/Nathan- Their relationship was dysfunctional, at best, when they were together romantically. I like them as friends, but they're just wrong for one another. It was for Haley that Nathan changed, not Peyton.

Rachel/Nathan- I was really proud of Nathan when he said "not for a second" when Rachel asked if they had a chance. He didn't even hesitate! I liked how she became a good friend to Brooke later on but when she kept going after Nathan, I HATED her.

Lucas/Peyton- They are just too broody individually and need cheerful people like Jake & Brooke. Plus, by s4, they seriously looked like twins, especially when CMM bleached his hair. I always had a feeling they'd end up together but that doesn't mean I have to like it!

Haley/Lucas- They're the most adorable BFFs and they're the one relationship Mark managed to keep platonic. That's the way I like it. What can I say? I just don't like Nathan and Haley with other people. ;)

Gilmore Girls:

Likes:

Trory- What they could've been if CMM hadn't left!

Literati- My true OTP in GG fandom. I was heartbroken when Jess left and even sadder when he came back all mature and they kissed, but she was all "I love Logan". I like to pretend that they met up at Luke & Lorelai's wedding (because you know those two got married eventually) and realized how meant to be they were.

Rogan/Sophie- They grew on me, though I'd still take Jess over Logan any day of the week and twice on Sunday. It's weird that they put them through all that, and had them break up in the final episode. Though it made sense that Rory didn't say 'yes' to the proposal ... it would've been OOC for her to get married that young (and before she has an established career)

JavaJunkies- Luke/Lorelai again, now that Luke has stopped acting like such a jackass

BalconyBuddies-I'm sorry but Lorelai & Chris were so cute in their marriage; I was so determined to hate them but i failed

Dave/Lane- I miss Adam Brody:(

Dislikes:

Narco-Dean bothers me; he was a good first bf but he couldn't keep Rory happy in the long run. Plus, he was way too jealous and angry for someone his age.

Marty/Rory-come on, he's just another Dean except worse looking- way boring

Rory/Finn

Rory/Colin

Rory/Luke- I know; people try this ship and I was horrified. Luke belong with Lorelai; Rory is like his daughter

All My Children:

Likes:

Kendall/Ryan- OTP!

Kendall/Ethan- They loved each other and i was sad to see them split. Kendall was better with Ethan than Zach, IMHO.

Kendall/JR- SO much potential!

Kendall/Aidan- They were sweet and he always stood by her. I miss their friendship too!

Kendall/Greenlee- They have chemistry

Greenlee/Leo- A classic ship. :D

Greenlee/Aidan- I wish they stayed together.

Bianca/Maggie- They belonged together, no matter what they show says.

Maggie/Jamie- BAM is best but I liked Maggie and Jamie.

Tad/Dixie- Another meant to be couple. I can't believe they brought her back to kill her off again. :(

Jackson/Erica- They're just so right together. AMC needs to let them just have their happy ending already!

Jonathan/Lily- I liked him most when he was with her.

JR/Babe (the original, of course)

Annie/Zach- He was so nice to her when Ryan lost his memory and IDK, I thought they were sweet.

Dislikes:

Greenlee/Ryan

Jamie/Babe

Dixie/David

Maggie/Lena

Bianca/Lena

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Likes:

Jack/Will- My fav pairing in the movie! I hate how they tried to make them rivals in the 2nd and 3rd movies.

Will/Elizabeth- They were adorable in the 1st movie and their wedding was cute.

Norrington/Elizabeth- I don't know why but I like them

Dislikes:

Jack/Elizabeth- Jack's never going to settle down (it's OOC to think otherwise) and she's really not his type in the long run.

Jack/Norrington

Jack/Beckett

Will/Norrington

Chronicles of Narnia:

Likes:

Peter/Caspian- OTP! They had so much chemistry in the movie!

Susan/Caspian-They were kind of sweet, though I don't like them as much as P/C

Dislikes:

Caspian/Edmund- I don't get this ship. Maybe it's cuz I don't find Edmund attractive. :\

Favorite Quotes:

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"-Plato

Lucas (to Peyton, season 1, OTH): "Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him."

Jack Sparrow (POTC): Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

POTC 2: Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Lucas Scott: Ida Scott Taylor once wrote: Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. (he used to say such wonderful quotes in season 1! i miss that!)

Anyway, if you're still around, cool. I love reviews for my story so please do. And if you want to flame, I like constructive criticism. Not "I hate this pair" or "that's so disgusting . . .they're not gay!" because those will be mocked. ;) Enjoy! By the way, my stories will be posted at my livejournal as well (the link is above).