Somewhere along the line, I turned into an elder statemen around these parts, so now I can be the old lady I always wanted to be and say, you kids get off my lawn! Over a decade of stories here, and I've learned nothing except how to spell restaurant. Thanks, , helping me learn words I should've learned in grade school!

I do apologize for the abandoned WIPs, something I used to foam out at the mouth about. Time slipped away from me there, and my writing computer bit the dust a while back, and apparently like Linus and his blanket, I was overly attached. Other things I've softened my stance on: going to movies solo, wine coolers, leaving a club before last call. Things I still hold strongly- marshmallows (ew) Butterfingers (EW) and smarm, because I don't effin see the point. Slash or het folks, or keep it moving!

"You'll see perpetual change..."