Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. Name: Dokuro/Anemone Age: 19 Sex: female Sexuality: Straight. Height: I'm tall and lanky! lol Weight: Skinny malinx, due to high motabalism whatever. My OCD obsession: Anything Blue and Yellow. I actually get ANGRY when I see blue (especially dark blue) with anyother colour. And I do everytihng in my power to get Navy blue (or dark blue. My entire room is based around blue and yellow. And I physically destroy anything that's blue and pink. EW! just...NO! I even brought one of those crayola felt tip pens, and kept it in the packet, and had the colour scheme like so: Blue(Sasuke) Yellow (Naruto) Red (Gaara) Purple (Kankuro) Brown (Kiba. Or Iruka) Grey (Neji/Kakashi) Dark Green (Lee/Dominic((Eureka Seven))) Pink (Sakura/Anemone((Eureka Seven))) Orange (Naruto. NOT NARUSAKU! it's so that if u think about it in a loop, Sasuke is next to Naruto either way u look at it.). Oh...then the packet broke so the pens had to go in my pencil case...I swapped the blue and yellow lids so the blue pen had a yellow lid and the yellow had a blue lid. XD Pairings: Naruto: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, GaaNaru, KibaNeji, GaaNeji/NejiGaa, KakaIru, OroKabu, LeeSaku, ShikaTema, InoCho, IzuKote, ItaKisa, TobiDei, SasoDei. Eureka Seven: DominicAnemone, RentonEureka, MoondoggieGidget Inuyasha: InuKag Harry Potter: HarryDraco/DracoHarry Pairings I hate: Naruto: Sasuke with anyone but Naruto. Especially when authors put him with: Gaara, Sakura, Kakashi, Itachi, Neji, Kiba, Kyuubi, Ino, Temari, Hinata. Basically, everyone in Naruto, apart from Naruto. ItaKyu, KakaAnko, KakaGai, ItaSaso. Onesided mostly Moto of my life: Obsessed, maybe. Worship? Deffinately. IMPORTANT NOTICE IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS YAOI FAN!! Ok, if you are a proper yaoi fan, you'll like other yaoi things like yaoi manga's. and if you haven't realised you can get a fuck load on what you do to find yaoi, cos its not on the main list of manga's in case some little kid accidentally clicks on an M rated manga. You go onto manga fox, then 'manga directory' at the top right corner of the screen. Then click 'show options' and bingo! you can choose a whole selection, like yaoi and romance. Now, here are my favourite artists (The best of the best, I only accept top quality sexiness. XP) Ootsuki Miu (I recomend 'kitty melancholy' I lOVE that story, The seme is SMEXY AS FUCK and the uke is TOOO CUUUTE! it's in the serious called Tonari Ni Kimi No Nukumori Wo, I love all the stroies, but that ones my favourite. Oh also, Drop Of First Love and If You Are Here read them. their great, and also, they get mbetter, dont judge it by the first thing you see. ) Hiama Yuki (I love the story 'take out HAPPY', it's really sweeet. it's in the only series that she has done. Oh, and A mutual embrace has twincest!) Sakuraga Mei (I adore her story 'Mitsugetsukei honey') OKAY! MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE AURTHOR! her seme's are sexy, and so are her ukes!! I love hers tyle! MISHIMA KAZUHIKO and my favourite story LOVE NEKO! Oh, my also all time favourite is Isso Mou, Kudkitai! I also recommend: Authors: Minami Haruka, Nangoku Banana (yes, its her/his real name.) Stories/Series: WILD ROCK, Boku No Pico (the graphics arent great, but if you've seen the anime, its more sentimental), To Devour Me. Hetrosexual (straight) Mangas: Jun'ai koza kemono shiyou, erotic trigger, Romantic Beauty (I love this story, and I advise you to read it.) I hope you enjoy them, please PM me with your response to them if you like it, and tell me what manga's you like too! 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. Your One and Only wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, Black, Blue, Green, Yellow? YELLOOOOOW~!! 3. Your first initial? S 4. Your month of birth? October (Libra!!) 5. Which color do you like more, Black or White? I gotta say Black. 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours. Rossy! 7. Your Favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? CALIFORNIA ALL THE WAY, BABY! 9. Do you like the lake or Ocean more? Ocean for sure! 10. Write down a wish (A realistic one). That Sasuke will return from wherever he is at the moment, and come back to Konoha, hug Naruto, tell him he was wrong and stupid, and say 'I love you, dobe' in his ear all soft and tender like, then kiss him on the Hokage mountain. Then they can have hot, sweaty, sexy sex so Naruto get's pregnant. IT WILL HAPPEN PEOPLE! JUST YOU GOD DAMN WAIT!! Are you done? If so scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and Aggressive. Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5, If you chose... Black: Your life will take o a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved. Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. . /l、 PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) this is just something funny i stumbled uponXD: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?) You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD (I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. IF SASUNARU IS YOUR RELIGION, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sans Fire. If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile. Controversial Issues: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... What Kisses Mean: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1) Who is your favorite character(s)? hmm...Gaara. Gaara's amazing, smexy, powerful, mine...hehe...oh, and Kimimaru, BONES!! hehehe...oh, but Naruto is my favourite. he's cute before time skip, and smexy afterwards. XP 2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? If you've read anything in my profile, you should know. SASUNARU IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!! 3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ...y...a...o...i! I'm obsessed. (my password to almost everything is 'sasunaruyaoiakurokusmexybeasts'. believe it or not i do type that ((dont try to hack my acount, its not my password for fanfic.))) 4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? um...no. But hopefully I will in the future. I like watching cosplay though XD 5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Sasuke and Naruto plushie. I chained them together with a rope around their hips so their always together. 6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yes, I have. Gaara, Kimimaru, Neji, Kiba (the smexy beast) 7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither. Kiba belongs with Neji. Naruto belongs with Sasuke. Hinata can go die in a ditch. 8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru? ...are you actually joking? SASUNARU! sakura can join Hinata. 9) Which team is your favorite? team whatever Gaara and Kankuro are in (SANDCEST!) XD 10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) isnt it obvious? of course!! and...Tobi and Deidara make a smexing hot couple!! 11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? duuuur. isn't that proven? 12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? TOBI! or Deidara. or both. 13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-SASUKE! (growl) that bastard made Naruto cry!! but...(sigh) I love him with Naruto. And I know that he will come back to Konoha eventually and make man babies with Naruto. XD 14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YEAH! but I haven't watched the fillers. I skip to sasunaru bits. =O.O= 15) Have you read all the chapters so far? yup! wooot! 16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yuhuh. And Sasuke's the only one that can control him (do you see what I mean by OBSESSED!) 17) Sub or dub? SUB! have you HEARD Deidara's voice in the dubbed? it's fucking AWFUL! and I dont like Naruto's voice, or Sasuke's. Stupid american accent (NO OFFENCE! I just mean it because they sound rediculous looking japanese with these accents) 18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. she's a bitch and can jump off a cliff. but I like her after the time skip. cos she's A) not after Sasuke (even though she had lost that fight since episode 3 XD) and B) her and Naruto are sweet as siblings. 19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? FUNNY! though his voice is a bit spastic when you first meet him. 20) Do you even know who Tobi is? ...DUR! Tobi: Schitzophrenic, orange mask wearing ADD retard, who is Deidara's partner after Sasori dies (RIP dude, R.I.P), and is smexing up Deidara while we speak!! (I AM STILL A STRONG SUPPORTER OF SASORIDEIDARA!! I just like TobiDei too.) 21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? um...yeah, Ugly nerd. I love him but...he is in no WAY Sexy. 22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Naruto. He would look so cute in a school uniform writhing under his smexy chemistry teacher Sasuke-(grabs towel for nosebleed) 23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? AWESOME OF COURSE! I dont really like Guy cos he seems to have a crush on Kakashi. KAKASHI'S IRUKA'S YOU PRICK! (whacks middle aged bushy brow away from Kakashi) BACK! 24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Hahaha, Gaara, skipping through a flower patch, or running towards Kankuro with lovey dovey music playing. 25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?...I haven't written a story on anything BUT sasunaru. Or Gaanaru, or itanaru. And I dont really read anything but sasunaru fanfic...I thought Fanfiction.net was MADE for sasunaru stories...am I wrong? 26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? The only kind I write, baby! 27) Do you like lemons? ...(snaps out of it) sorry, I saw my life flash before my eyes (mostly sasunaru XD) YES! I live for it! if i didn't have lemons I would have to rape someone. or a pillow XD 28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No. 29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YES! lol 30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? YEEEEEESS!! I love them and have downloaded them onto real player! 31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. XD And they love yaoi too! 32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No. my school sucks. 33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Yes, and it was a sasunaru drawing. I got detention for a week. 34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? yes, the first time I found Naruto...my exam grades dropped from an A to a D. And also my English paper had little chibi drawings of Sasuke and Naruto...hehehe... 35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I dont have a penny to my name. 36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YEEEEEES!! (sobs) WHY ISNT IT REAL?! 37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Um...no. I dont know why. I just dont. 38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yep! I brought a tablet JUST FOR SASUNARU DRAWINGS! (walcom drawing tablet!) 39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No. He's not sexy to begin with! I dont know what Naruto see's him in. He's a prick. I KNOW I STILL LOVE HIM WITH NARUTO! TTwTT I cahnt help it. 40) Do you have a Naruto OC? um...yeah, but I dont add them to the stories because I hate it when you're reading a story them some random before appears and you're like...wtf?! 41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Most deffinately. I can't escape it. It's taken over my life. Well...actually, it's sasunaru that's taken over my life. THANK YOU PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES!! Flame me an I'll hurt you. No Jokes. I know people... Nasty People... o.O DONT MESS WITH ME!! O.o (Especially homophobes!) |
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