Dokuro: appoloooogies, but i read a REALLY infuriating fan fic which was SASUNARU! but SAKURA tried to be a bitch...so this is a short story on SAKURA DYING!!!!!!
Gaara: you are SO weird
Dokuro: i NO that!
Gaara: does not own ANYTHING!!!!
dokuro: they NO that!
Sasuke brushed Naruto's bangs away from his face affectionately, placing a feather Light kiss on his lips. Naruto smiled and kissed him again. Black eyes flicked down to Naruto's large belly and rubbed it lovingly
"3 weeks, dobe, and we'll be parents"
"I love you so much teme"
"I love you too dobe…" they kissed once more
"NOOOO!" Sakura came running out of the bushes with a chain saw
BANG. BANG. BANG! They both pulled out large machine guns and fired at the pink bitch repeatedly. Sakura fell to the floor, dead. blood slowly spilling out of her, ugly face istorted with bullets, pink hair turning red with teh blood that oozed from her skull.
"so much dobe" they kissed once more and walked back into their house happily.
sasuke: HA, YOU BITCH! DIE! continues to shoot her
Naruto: SASUKE! chill, plus come and feel the baby kicking
sasuke: AWW! drops the machine gun and runs over to his kitsune
Dokuro: AWW! okay, it may be weird but i like this story, i wrote it within ...1 minute! YAY!
Gaara: weirdo...
Dokuro: okay...you dont have to review, but if you do it would be nice...sorry for people who dont like sakura...its a bit obvious from the title though, ne?