Yo! Hello and welcome to my profile, the profile - just like my stories - that takes forever to get updated! (Insert Sarcastic Laugh Here)

Name/Nickname: I won't say my real name! You may call me Master if you like. I kid, I kid. Don't call me Master if you don't want to... but who am I to deny what people want? Haha. Putting that aside, the nickname I love the most is the Demon Writer. Ahaha it's courtesy of NaruSasu422. It doesn't mean I ask people to call me that or anything... it just sounds so wicked awesome!

Status: My mental state is permanently set on unstable, you have now learned something new - sort of.

Sex: Please and Thank you! I'm Female.

Age: 21! And...responsible. Bleh.

What else am I supposed to say? Fuck it I'll do whatever.

More About Me: (Skip if you don't care)

If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm an extremely lazy person. I'm also slightly OCD sometimes, hence I'm obsessed with taking forever on things while editing and such... I also have a very small attention span, so lets just say I can't believe I've written this much. I love to write. Obvious, right? Er, I like to read. I just don't have the attention span to read for long periods of time on some occasions so don't feel bad when I don't get a chance to read your stuff. I just probably forgot... just remember to remind me, okay? I like to draw, but I'm not good at it. I'm not being humble or anything, I just really suck. I'll put it this way, if someone held a gun to my head and told me to draw a circle I'd get shot due to their impatience. Video games kick ass. I have a PSP and I'm in love with Monster Hunter! And by I'm in love with Monster Hunter I mean I'm currently addicted to it but will soon grow bored. And by soon I mean in a few days. I like to use curse words if you haven't noticed. So yeah, you have been warned. If violent or shameful images appear in your head due to what I write, all I have to say is one thing... Sucks to be you, you learn to deal with it. Haha. That sounds mean. I'm sorry. I'm usually nicer? I think. I love yaoi! And yes, it is love not like. It completes my life, my heart, my very soul. Alright, maybe not my soul but I like it! Since I'm still not sure I have a soul. Do I have any preferred pairings for yaoi? Hell no! (Actually I do, I just don't feel like listing them. Told ya I was lazy). As long as it's two hot guys having hot man sex then I really don't give a damn! That's how I roll. If you don't like it, too damn bad.

Currently looking for a Beta, if you're interested let me know!

(No, as you can see, it will not be a lot of work...)

Story Status: (If it's italicized, I'm workin' on it at the moment!)

After Hours: The craziest and most ADD thing I've ever written. So, it's awesome.

Angelic Trance: Currently on hold, I have no idea when it will stop being in this status... I'm sorry!

Charisma Gone Awry: Apparently this is my most popular story, and I'm super glad it is 'cause I worked hard on it!

The Covenant: Yes, I like vampires, that's why I started this. No, it will not be like all that mainstream shit! Except for the romance... and angst... and death... and sex... Fuck!

Through The Eyes Of The Damned: WHY IS THIS BEING IGNORED!? D: Well, not ignored, but not a lot of people look at it... I've worked super hard on it! PLEASE READ IT! Honestly, I've never planned or worked on anything this hard in my life! CHECK IT OUT!

Favorite Quotes:

"What lies behind us and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (Genius! lol)

"Always be yourself. Because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind." - I'm not sure actually (An Anonymous Genius!)

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers...make sure your hands are clean" - Bob Marley (Another Genius!)