Goddess-of-da-Cheeseburgers: The queen of never updates ever.

Facts:

Goddess-of-da-Cheeseburgers: wayward culinary student, daydreamer, fan of tonberries, and sometimes even a writer.

Cheeseburger has been known for writing several chapters of a fic, including the first three, the two in the middle, and the last chapter before getting stuck on the tl;dr. It's actually a medical condition known as "tl;dr-itis." For just 14 cents a day, you can raise awareness of this fatal illness and possibly pay for Cheeseburger's dwindling supply of candy and incense.

Fanfiction.net is the only place she does not use her normal online handle.

Writes a lot more than she posts.

Cheeseburger likes to lol at shipping wars.

Cheeseburger is giant troll.

Excuse for Constant Tardiness:

I'm a culinary student. Do you think that leaves me much time to write?

I don't have much time to write these days, but feel free to PM or instant message me if you'd like you, I dunno, discuss things that may be tangentially related to writing. I like discussing, discussing makes me want to write things.

My (rarely updated) Life:

April 14th, 2011

Haven't posted anything here in years. When I have the inclination to write, I don't have the time. When I have the time to write, I don't have the inclination.

Roommates were invented for the sole purpose of dampening the creative process.

I really wish I could just sit down and write without feeling like I have stones weighing down my entire body.

I'm not as up on my messages as I should be, mostly because I'm a lazy brat. I see anything from in my inbox and I just delete it, since it's rarely anything useful. If you desperately want to get into contact with me, contact me on AIM at "TonberryWaffles" That's the best way to get my attention.