Disclaimer: I wish I did… but I don't… but my lifelong dream is to own Naru-chan's ass.

A/N: I have so many ideas running through my head right now it's not funny! I know, I should be updating one of the others, but really, I needed something new and different! Hopefully 'That Dobe is MINE' will be updated next, then Trapped, but only after I do the next chapter of this. I have already started on them so they will be done very soon! Hope you guys enjoy this prologue-type-thing, next chap should be up shortly.

Warning:Yaoi/Shonen Ai, Smut, Cussing, Slight OOCness

This fic is dedicated to one of my favourite authors on SandmanandKitsune! I told you I would dedicate one to you!!!

Why me?
The Prologue-Type-Thing

Ugh, not again. A blonde-haired, tanned 16 year-old whinged and whined mentally as he was dragged to a family New Years Eve party by his older, red-haired brother, Kyuubi. Their whole family was going to be there, and their friends, and their friends' friends and so on. Most of the time the two brothers didn't know even half the people there.

"Stop whining, Kit."

The blonde turned to his brother, pouting.

"I wasn't-"

"Yes you were, in your head! You know I can read your mind, 'Ruto. I'm just awesome like that."

The red head smiled at his pouting brother and dragged him up the steps of their aunt and uncle's house and knocked on the door.

"Please, no Kyuubi, please, I'm begging you, don't make me go in there! I don't want Tsunade fussing and Jiraiya asking me to help him write his stupid porno novels-"

"What was that I heard about 'stupid porno novels' Naruto?" The door had been flung open and standing in the doorway was an angry-looking, grey-haired old man.

"Nothing Jiraiya-sama-"

"What have I told you Kyuubi? Call me Jiraiya. We are family."

"Unfortunately," The blonde grumbled under his breath as they were ushered inside.

R&R