On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...

My friend gave me 50 one word themes to work with, I plan to write them, rather than draw them. Should hopefully contain several pairings and span a few different genres. Sorry to cause confusion, this is where 'Carbon' now exists.

Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language

Kisame and Hidan have issues with their partners having 'relations' with their significant others in the rooms they share. YAOI. KakuTobi, ItaDei and the main pairing: KisaHida.

Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.

Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP

When revenge is the only thing you have left, you'll do anything you can to achieve it. ::sequel to A Prelude. Old American West AU, future Deidara/Sasuke::

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan

The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.

Aizen needs funding for Las Noches, and so he employs the Espada to do TV ads.

The results of Ayase being drunk. Compilation of independant oneshots. Lemon, smut, toys, crossdressing, yaoi, etc etc... /Okane ga nai/ Requests and ideas welcome.

This is a story of a dark obssession gone horribly wrong. Saso/Ten

Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan

Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.

20 Truths format for the Akatsuki. This will encompass every member of Akatsuki, including former and deceased members. The list will move in Reverse Alphabetical order. So far, Zetsu, Tobi, Sasori, and Pain are up. Orochimaru coming soon.

WOOT! Heres a little HidanXKakuzu thing i came up with while watching "the movie" in bio! Uh... obviously yaoi everyones fav. , HidanXKakuzu, ItachiXKisame, DeiXSasori and PeinXKonan... And most importantly, this is dedicated to my Kakuzu-kun! I LOVE YOU!

Ulquiorra has grown quite tired of Grimmjow's disobedience. So, he decides to take his punishment... into his own hands. Ulqiorria/Grimmjow Boy/Boy... Shonen-ai.

The dawn does not always bring hope... or warmth. Toushiro/Momo, character death.

Hitsugaya Toushiro is frustrated, and being ordered around. Which he hates. In a huff, he arrives at his best friend Momo's house, and reluctantly joins her for fireworks. Toushiro/Momo fluff.

Toushiro is upset with how preoccupied his best friend is with Aizen's betrayal, so he decides to get her out of the house in an attempt to make her feel better. Toushiro/Momo fluff.

One normal day at the Akatsuki base, Deidara decides to get revenge for certain noises that go on in the base. To get this revenge, he enlists the help of Kakuzu. Mostly just crack. Rated for implied things and Hidan's mouth. KakuDei and KisaIta

Mori ruins a prank, set up by the twins. They take sweet revenge: HoneyxMori Rated M for sex and bad humor. Warning: Fluffyness! last chapter up!

The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.

Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.

After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle

Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can’t figure it out. But when he wakes up it’s as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day’s happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu’s relationship? YAOI KAKUHIDAN!

Featuring Hidan as the Black Knight! Shameless rewrite of the Monty Python skit. Crackfic.

Madara and Sasuke get it on in Madara's cave. YAOI. Major SPOILER warning for chapter 396!

In which Kakuzu and Hidan find solace in the company of each other. With a few bumps along the way. KakuHida, shonen-ai, don't like don't read. Rated for Kakuzu and Hidan's cussing and blood.

Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-

Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.

major spoiler warning for chapter 397:: Sasuke finds out some shocking details about Itachi's intentions...or does he? Rated M for language.

Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita

Kisame's having a bad birthday and Itachi cheers him up! ItaKisa and a bit of SasoDei and KakuHida Fluff!

Hidan and Kakuzu have to get their hostage back to the hideout safely and feed themselves... One out of two isn't too bad for them. Rated for Hidan's swearing mostly.

Tobi is acting like a twitter-pated school girl and Kisame gets tired of him asking if he is a good boy. KisameXTobi and a little KakuzuXHidan. Yaoi, Lemon.

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape

Four years of sharing a room, and every night is the same.... one sided KisaIta fic. Rated for lemon with both one person and two.

Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:

Mori and Hunny are on vacation, and after all...it IS a servant's duty to please their Master. YAOI oneshot, first lemon....WOO! :P Mori/Hunny

Well someone has placed a webcam in the rooms of the Akatsuki. One day, One victim. Come see what what a day is like in their rooms! Warning: Hidan's big bad mouth is in it.

Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.

Sasuke has a reason for living: to kill his big brother Itachi and avenge the death of his parents. But can he do it when he's finally put face to face with Itachi after five years of hate, disappointment and anger? :Yaoi, incest, rape: :ItaSasu:

Request from DayDrifter Jingas Meitel . Kakuzu's calculator is too loud. Kisa/Kaku. KisamexKakuzu. Yaoi. Lemon. Don't like, don't read.

Afraid of the storm, he goes to his brother for comfort. hikaruxkaoru slash

It's Kakuzu's birthday. Hidan remembered, and got him a little present....Rated for graphic yaoi. KakuHidan. Don't like, don't read. Please review! For Jen!

That night, Ryuk caught himself wondering... Maybe sex is way better than apples... RyukXLight ONESHOT M SEX

It was bound to happen, that through an act of sin, they would find paradise. Non-graphic Kaku/Saso. For Jingas Meitel. Rated for non-graphic yaoi.

They say to never judge a book by its cover, but my master is everything on the outside that he is on the inside. Implied Oro/Kabu and Oro/Sasu. Rated for implications.

He didn't know where it all started. He didn’t know the exact moment in time, the exact date, the exact circumstances in which they loved each other more than society allowed. And he doesn't care. Hitachiincest. Rated M for explicit content.

My god…my heart is being ripped out, and that isn’t a joke…I’m up against the tree, there’s nothing I can do now…except watch…as death charges forward to meet me. I know that man too…Kakashi…" Kaku/Kaka angst drabble for Jingas Meitel

Sasori has gotten a business, and Tenten is lost..."WAIT! They don't love you like I love you..." Saso/Ten, AU oneshot. Please listen to Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, when reading.

This fic is an advanced Valentines Day for Jen-chan. It's my first shonen-ai fic. No lemons yet but maybe on my later fics. Enjoy. XD R&R pls. Now rewritten.

Watching the more experienced gives Wonderweiss ideas. This is a toned down version of the one on my fic archive. Pairing: Tousen/Wonderweiss, minor yuri.

A 'journal' entry from Romeo's perspective conveying how he feels about Rosalind's rejection in Act 1 of Romeo and Juliet. Written for my English class and I'm very happy with it. Reviews are appreciated!

Short, sweet, but not all that innocent describes both this fic and Mori's impression of Hani having a special snack perfectly.

SasoDei. There was something about him, so intoxicating, like a drug.... Rated for minor swearing and slightly adult themes, lemon sequel up! Thanks to all reviewers!

Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!

Not your average high school AU, it's AKATSUKI PAIRINGS! Main: SasoriTenten Side: ItachiSakura, InoDeidara and TobiHinata

10 teens, cursed by the full moon. This is the story of their lives...as werewolves. NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTem, and KibaIno.

The ONLY JetXMina fic on Mina has been captured by the Babylon Rouges as a pawn to get to Sonic...but her jailer seems to feel something a little more then he should. JetXMina, crack couple.

Deidara regrets a lot of things in his life, but he regrets one thing most of all. Mentions of a male being attracted to another male. Sort of one sided SasoDei.

My love for Kisame has driven me to write this. With the hope you too will love him . lol Sexual Shark themed short story. This is a Kisame FanGirls and YaoiBoys must read! Enjoy!

This is a side story of my other fic entitled Hate Mail Service. See what happened to Hidan after he got "exorcised" and how his actions affect Akatsuki! Pure crack. Reviews and suggestions are openly welcomed! Now rewritten.

Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty

If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.

Mariocest Yaoi/ Graphic Lemon. Mario and Luigi get lost while trying to get to Princess Toadstool's picnic, and end up having a picnic of their own! Rated M for Mariocest. As in Mario brothers get down and dirty.

Deidara, while listening to one of his favorite bands, reflects upon his time with Sasori. Songfic to Sugarcult's "Memory", rated T to be safe, as always.

A SasoDei poem. Deidara reflects his time with Sasori and realizes just how much his Danna's death means to him. SasoDei, Romance/Angst, Rated T to be safe.

Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot

Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. One-shot. Reincarnation fic.

Hidan thinks he can tell jokes, much to some people's horror. Warning: Swearing, Kakuzu is a little OOC, etc.

No. Danna will find me, he'll be here.' He reassures himself. 'Sasori-danna.. I have to wait for him... I have to stay alive, he'll save me from this. He won't let them...' He dares not finish the sentance, not even in thought. SasoDei, Yaoi, M for theme

This event is so EPIC and CLIMATIC...that it will only happen once. Rivalries formed...grudges settled...friendships tested...relationships formed...this is: The Ultimate Naruto Video Game Challenge. PURE Crack, minor couples. Includes Wii, PS2, XBOX andD

Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.

Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.

Akatsuki Education, aka AED. After Deidara destroyed a village, the Akatsuki Organization is in deep trouble. What's Sir Leader plan? A Special Ed for potential Akatsuki members! Partial Parody. Oh yeah, Hidan still can't swear. Kisame has a child!

A drabble about Pein. My first fic so no flames please.

Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.

It's not a happy color wave...but each member brings something to the spectrum, like the shades of a rainbow. Akatsuki group angst fic.

Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.

Are you in mad love with a member of the Akatsuki? Well, this is for you Akatsuki fangirls and fanboys, your chance to sit down with a member and have them whisper sweet nothings into your ear. The Interactive Akatsuki Host Club, review for your chance!

AU. She's silent and cold, he's an out of work artist. They may live together, but they know nothing about each other. They aren't in any way close, but when things take a turn for the worse, Deidara realises he has an unexpected ally. DISCONTINUED.

Kimimaro has always admired his superior, and now he finally finds that even cold blooded killers have a heart. Yes, it is possibly pointless Kimimaro/Orochimaru smex. xD Don't like yaoi, then don't even click on it.

Love is...Akasuna no Sasori for me, un. SasoDei, based on a love chain letter describing the many situations and feelings of love. I do not own that. Told in Dei's point of view.

Sasuke discovers more than he wants to know as he completes his quest for vengeance. Seme!Sasuke and Uke!Itachi, something a little different. Yaoi, SasuIta, Uchihacest

What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi

Konoha Corp. is getting worried…a new organization called “Akatsuki Inc.” is moving right on up. In a desperate attempt to remain number 1, the higher ups at Konoha Corp. decide to merge with The Suna Co. And how does Sound Org fit in? Pairings insidelots

Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.

Ehh, title is pretty darn selfexplainitory. Discontinued.

The voice was young, and covered with a thick accent. It sounded Japanese to Deidara's ears, and that was enough to have him turn his head to peer at the intruder from beneath the brim of his overly large hat. ::Old West AU, light shounen ai::

KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan

Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.

Hidan's lost his rosary. Who has it? Where is it? Rated for BIG SUPRISE Hidan's language. Please R&R!

A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?

50 different, mostly fluff one shots of Neji and Tenten. Most are love, but some just friendship. Title has credit to my friend Donna. :D

Giving presents don't always end with warm, fuzzy feelings.

The sequel to Once Every Week. Read that first please. I want you to know that I loved you...and I never was satisfied with once a week or once a month. Thank you, for the best moments of my life. All my love, forever, Akasuna no Sasori. SasoriTenten

Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo

Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.

The only thing Hidan wants is to see what his funeral would be like, so Kakuzu decides to have a little fun. Warning: swearing.

Worn out by a harsh mission, Gai doesn't protest when Kisame joins him at a bar. However, when Kisame suddenly announces his hate of teenagers, things get slightly more interesting. YAOI. ONESHOT.

Autobiography of a shark. [Kisame]

um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan

The Akatsuki members Itachi, Kisame, Leader, Tobi, Deidara, and Zetsu are all out of candy so they decide to go and steal some. What they don't know is that it's Halloween, and other Naruto characters are out giving tricks or treats too...

Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.

The Real World...With Akatsuki. Last chapter. That's all to Season 1. Will there be a Season 2? Eh...I don't know. Enjoy the reality T.V. Show gone wrong, un!

I used to be weak...Now I'm strong. Really really short NejiTen oneshot thing...

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

[M][Incest][Yaoi]Sasori's always taken to bothering Gaara while he worked... But what happens when the older takes it too far? [Slight AU]

Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.

While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD

Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.

Kakuzu would enjoy pushing his thread through Hidan's flesh for no reason but his own pleasure. He'd enjoy tiptilting the monk's pretty smiles. He'd like it.

They knew everything about each other...or did they? Tenji two shot, originally one but I changed it...mwah ha ha ha!

Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.

Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai

Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!

It was only supposed to be one drink......

sorry, i was bored, and the outcome... well the title sums it up... good job, people! you got me bored! throws chair ... uh... sorry :'X

A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.

Sasuke realises something. Itachi takes something. Itasasu Oneshot PWP Inc Anal Death

Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest

Pastfic. Kenpachi finds himself in the company of a loudmouthed show off and after teaching him a lesson, gains himself a new comrade. KenpachiIkkaku Challenge Yaoi Lemon

AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!

Contains YAOI. Deidara centric. Rated 'R' for masturbation, voyeurism, and some KisaIta. 'He could taste the heat in the air and smell the flesh. But there was nothing there for him to touch.'