Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.

Mycroft has always been full of surprises when it came to his and Lestrade's relationship. Man on man action - don't like don't read.

Sherlock is looking for something in Johns room when he finds something that detracts him. If you review with where the referance is from I will give you so many virtual high fives. Pre-Slash, very short, one shot. Its fluffy.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Hanna was shamelessly in love with the man who made him cappuccinos at the bookstore café where he worked. AU Hanna/ …

Not with a bang and not with a whimper.

Lestrade has been asked to write about his late friends Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Set 25 or so years in the future. Rated "T" for subject matter.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Sherlock discovers John's tattoo. Sherlock/John.

Edited for grammar. Thanks for the reviews everyone! Rated M for safety, and slight insanity.

At the end of the Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale meet in the ruins of Jerusalem. Aziraphale understands quite a bit of what's left unsaid, and says it. Rated M for language one f-bomb . Oneshot.

He tackled this attack as he would with any other. HolmesXWatson Man-lovin going on in here!

Songfic! Last Night on Earth by Green Day. I used actual lines from Prisoner of Azkaban so it's that much awesomer. and it's slightly depressing so read with care.

...for you, dear, anything..." 13 things that Jareth and Sarah have done for each other, ranging from silly to heart-wrenching. Largely unrelated one-shots.

Murphy finds out just how useful rope can be...Conner/Murphy. TWINCEST.

Zim questions Dib's loyalty. ZADR/PWP

A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.

Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy

She's more addictive than the purest Zydrate. //Grilo//

Some people see time as a straight line or a river, with only one way it flows. Forward. It would appear that no one told this little fact to a certain Gryffindor. Harry will have to learn the hard way that no matter what you do, some things are meant to

Promisse me, angel. When the time comess, kill me./I promise.

Random oneshots that will either melt your brain from the stupidity andor make you fall to the ground in laughter! It's sure to make you laugh or...screw it, if you don't laugh, you have no sense of humor! Chapter 23: Happy Purkey Day!

Like the title says. Remus/Sirius slash, obviously.

Five times Xander and Oz almost kissed. "Non-kisses" in the title should be hyphenated, but the upload interface won't let me.

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Sirius and Remus spend the evening schooling Hermione in the art of discretion. SiriusHermioneRemus.

The story of the first kiss Jareth and Sarah shared.

Crowley finds a book he really wouldn’t expect Aziraphale to have – and you know what? It seems pretty familiar… SLASH C/A

Songfic with the lullaby "mockingbird" as a theme. The Longbottoms' last few minutes before being tortured to insanity.

Crowley comments on Aziraphale's breakfast choice. Prompt: breakfast cereal.

Crowley and Aziraphale discover that Adam's been posting some 'unusual' stories in his online journal. CrowleyxAziraphale.

From Envy's POV. Basically it's a rape fic. EnvyXEd, you dislike rape fics and gay couples? Then don't click, honestly.

There are certain Moments at which even an angel must question exactly how ineffable the Ineffable Plan could possibly be. Aziraphale/Crowley

Aziraphale's patience is tested and Crowley is indecorous. AxC.

[RoyEd] A little kitten, abandoned in the snow, found by an unlikely officer. [CHRISTMAS FIC FOR GREED]

Ron’s tired of being Uke and challenges Harry for the role of Seme. But Harry wont give up his top spot with out a fight!

George Weasley at Fred's funeral, and Fred at George's.

It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.

How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy

Angels are sexless, unless they really want to make an effort". Or unless Crowley, that little devil, really wants to make an effort.

The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.

Fun banterdiscussionargument between Crowley and Aziraphale.

RoyxEd,slight RoyxMaes, Yaoi, lemons and limes. When Roy gives Ed a little sexual gratification in a dim hallway on his 18th birhday, Ed and Roy are forced to face their pasts. Roy must come to terms with a lost love. Ed must accept who he really is.

Alphonse experiments in odd and lessthaninnocent things, and comes frighteningly close to stepping over the line between curiosity and foolishness. Elricest EdAl, M for a reason

Crowley and Aziraphale stumble across some of their fanfiction on the internet.

The Homunculus Envy has hated Edward Elric for some time, due to the father they unfortunately share. BUT how far will Envy take this hatred? CONTAINS YAOI, EXPLICIT RAPE, AND ADULT CONTENT. Not suitable for innocent eyes. Rated S for SMUT... EnvyxEdward

Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot.

Here it is folks, the Epilogue. Want to see your favorite characters' future? Well, you've come to the wrong place, you want Jo Rowling. Want to see something funny? Step inside.

[Envy x Lust] It wouldn’t be the first time that Envy had watched her touch herself, and he certainly hoped that it would not be the last. For, how could one not wish to be with a woman that was literally the epitome of lust? RATED M FOR A REASON!

The badly written but still super smexy squirreltacular sequal to Physicals. You don't need to read the first one to get it,just skip to the sex...!..That's what I usually do...EdRoy!

Just a random RoyEd yaoi. Roy and Ed have to get physicals for work...my hand hurts. Second lemon I ever wrote so be gentle!

Thanks to a malfunctioned potion, Harry and Hermione are forced to view life in a different perspective. Not your ordinary Freaky Friday plot! Warning: may bust lungs and cause sore butts. This was formerly by The Enchantresses but I just changed my PN.

Remus and Sirius are alone after everyone else is at Hogsmeade. Sirius think it’s about time to test his new drink…

Al picks up yet another kitten. Ed just can't tell Al why he can't keep it.

Parody of all the typical Draco/Harry fics that we know and love.

Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet!

Remus, James, and Sirius drink Firewhiskey one night. Remus and Sirius end up having more fun than they had expected... Marauder era. VERY STRONG SLASH. RLSB. Please review! :

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. In Munich, 1922, a young priest hears confession from a young man with a great many sins weighing on his soul. Not so much an Ed Gets Religion Fic as a Moment of Weakness Fic. Briefly mentions yaoi.

In which Remus gets shampoo in his eyes and Sirius makes it all better. SiriusxRemus, though not a lemon, just some fluffy goodness :

A missing scene story. Keita and Kazuki in between the roof and the next morning... a little PWPy

Poor, quiet Remus is cursed to say the most outlandish things … and Sirius likes it.

When Remus finds himself in a strange room, he finds himself confronting his anxieties…and his hidden desires. The sequel to my fic, Second Time Round

This is what Sirius daydreamed whilst Remus was daydreaming in “Daydream”. This is not a sequel or even a prequel. It’s a mirror fic which is basically the events of “Daydream” from Sirius’ pointofview.

This time, the twins have gone too far. Kyouya's furious, Haruhi's annoyed, and Mori's got a plan...sort of. Rated T for slight language.

Alphonse writes a letter to Edward after he's gone. Elricest, yaoi..yay! AN Yaoi is a fan girls bread and butter.

DISCONTINUED Sequel to DKP. Draco and Harry were turned into vampires. The only way for them become human again is to kill their Mistress, the vampiress Niles, who’s nowhere to be found. Who is Adyn, the child claiming to be Niles’ daughter?

Sirius, Remus and a door. PWP

The one thing Envy loves most is plucked right out of his arms. Confused, heartbroken, and furious, he does what he thinks is best. If he can't have Ed, no one can.

A collection of Roycentric oneshots written for an LJ challenge comm. Will mostly be RoyEd. Named after first oneshot.

Harry is coming to terms with Sirius’ death and Remus is there to help. COMPLETED Harry is 16 at the time of this story so according to English law, 16 is the age of sexual consent.

RoyEd drabbles. One hundred of them.

Remus and Sirius are constantly aroused and they have spent the last few days relieving this newly found sexual frustration. This is one of the ways they do it. No plot. This is simply pure sex! COMPLETED

It is a hot day in the library and Remus succumbs into a naughty daydream….. COMPLETED

Harry finds the perfect man to fulfil his fantasies, but realises too late who the stranger really is. threesome Harry Draco Lucius, warnings: incest, slash, noncon, flogging! hard M, smut! sadist!Harry ONE SHOT with sequel REBOUND!

Roy needs an answer from Hughes. [HughesRoy]

torturing the chibi was fun in any type of weather, of course. [envy x ed][oneshot][R&R]

Hermione fixes Harry's 2way mirror...HHr.

Envy gets quite a surprise from his two lovely little chibis. Threesome, EdoxEnvyxPride

AU. Slash. Oneshot. The morning after celebrating Remus’s twentyfirst Sirius and James wake up in the same bed…and married.

Hermione walks in on Sirius. Just a little drable.

With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.

What happened when Fred and George found out that Ginny and Harry were going out? A funny, all dialogue piece, very short.

Hermione walks in on Remus and Sirius. Short, around 300 words.

It was a brilliant idea, perhaps the best idea he'd ever had. He had conveniently forgotten, however, that things tended to go very, very wrong when Edward was around. RoyEd

Remus invites Sirius to his room for lunch... and finds more than food on the menu. Yaoi, Lemon.

Havoc gets a little lesson from Mustang as to why smoking is bad... RoyHavoc, RoyEd, yaoi.

The nights they spent together were few, far between, and always silent. RoyEd

Set immediately after the events of the book. No longer being required to participate in the end of the world, final battle, etc., Aziraphale and Crowley go back to Crowley's place to get thoroughly drunk. Slash ensues. Drunkenly.

Crowley, Aziraphale, and the medium of adjectives. Fluff.

It was a game of pure silence and a challenge to get the other to speak. DMxHG. ONE SHOT.

Aziraphale wants to spread morality and decency, whilst Crowley wants to engage in wanton acts of debauchery. There really is only one way things can go. CrowleyxAziraphale slash.

Remus and Regulus in the library. RemusRegulus, RemusSirius.

AziraphaleCrowley fluff. Doubledrabble that is, 200 words. Enjoy!

Crowley's worried about 'The Boys Downstairs'. Aziraphale's defensive about the angelic capacity for anatomical completeness. Events take a turn for the unprecedented.

FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.

AU. hinted Slash. extreme humor 6yearold Harry has a question for Sirius, involving birds, bees and puzzle pieces? Rated for Subject matter and hinted slash. Follow's in the 'what have I done' universe. To Sam, for whom this was written.

Not strictly what he should want, what he desperately needs. Slash, CrowleyAziraphale

Aziraphale and Crowley visit New York.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a Christmas present. Then Aziraphale gives one to Crowley. Slash. CrowAzi.

Crowley and Aziraphale have a discussion. Drabble, somewhat-fluff. Slash, CrowleyAziraphale.

[Crowley/Aziraphale slash] On marks of love, and the removal thereof.

Aziraphale watches as Crowley tries to conquer modern technology.