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Writers: Tenchi and Mika

Warnings: Shonen ai/Yaoi that's boyxboy love for those who don't know.

Pairings: Neji/Sai/Deidara

A/N/T: Well, we got the five reviews, so here's the bathroom smutt for the people who were kind enough to ask for it. Oh, and it seems that NaruYaoi received our first flame on this fic. It was from a person whom calls themselves "Call-Me-Danna". We haven't removed the flame, so click on the little read reviews button to see just what she thought of it, ne? Oh, and before I forget, Mika and ,myself are considering expanding this into a series of one- to two-shot lemons. Let us know what you think.

Deidara sat down on the side of the tub, robe still on. Sai stood next to the blond, his hand scratching the back of his head. Yeah he agreed to this, but he was still new to the whole 'relationship' idea. Deidara looked up to the other artist and tugged on the robe. " It's not as complicated as you think it is, un." Sai flashed a small smile. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but for now he'd take the Iwa nin's opinion. Neji came up behind Sai and started to nibble on the shell of the artist's ear while his hands worked on undoing the robe. "He's right, Sai-kun, it's not very complicated." Once he had the robe hanging open, Neji let his hands explore the other's chest and abdomen. One hand slid upwards to tweak and tug on hardening nipples while the other slid lower to wrap around the other nin's member.

Sai closed his eyes tightly, he really wasn't used to this. " Neh.." Deidara simply smiled and let his metallic scope eye take a picture. This was going to be saved in a locked part of his memory.

Neji left Sai's ear to nip at his neck. The hand that had been playing with the boy's nipples started to pull the robe of his slender frame. For the first time anyone in Konoha had seen, Sai turned a very light pink. It was hard to tell, but it was there. Deidara let out a small laugh; he knew that specific look Sai had. " Neji-Dana. Sai-Dana is a Seke virgin, un!" Seke was a word Deidara used to define people that weren't exactly uke, but not seme either. The virgin part.. well.. That was easily understood. Sai gave a look at Deidara who only jumped in the empty tub with a snicker.

He smirked and let his hand slip to tease Sai's crack and entrance. His fingers were slick with precum. "So no one's ever topped you before, Sai?" Neji whispered in Sai's ear as he carefully slipped the first finger into the boy's virgin ass. "No one's ever pounded your tight ass?" Sai cringed slightly. He felt his temperature rise, making his face go from a pale pink to a darker shade. " N-no, I ussua-ally don't let pe-people touch me."

Deidara had jumped back to sit on the side of the tub again. " First time is always bliss, un." The painter nin took the blonds wrist and gave a small smirk. " Really? Heh, something tells me you've-aha never been sucked off, true- nn?" Damnit, Deidara bit his bottom lip and looked at the tiled floor. "... " Was he really easy to read?

Neji smirked as he listened to the two. He slid his finger a little deeper as he felt for that little bundle of nerves. When he found it, he applied a gentle but steady pressure. He half wished that he was in front of the painter so that he could see the boy's face.

" AH! " Sai bit his tongue to prevent himself from letting another yelp escape his mouth.

Deidara gave a smug grin at Sai's reaction. " Told you, un." Sai pulled the blond up, pulling him close so that his tongue could play with his neck. Deidara whimpered quietly. His neck would always be his weak spot. The painter didn't let Deidara's robe stay on for a moment longer. Neji slid a second finger to stretch the ANBU member as his free hand worked on removing his own robe. It didn't take him much longer to work the third finger in. He was very careful to hit that spot once in a while to be sure that pain did not over ride the pleasure.

Sai let low moans flow out, but bit his tongue each time he was about to yelp. He didn't like to be loud. The painter moved from the blond's neck to brush his lips against his. " I find it rather amusing that you taste good." Sai was referring to when he had licked Deidara's precum off his hand. The blond blushed, his eye quickly looking to the side. He removed his fingers and slowly started to press into the painter nin's virgin body. He went slowly, easing in one agonizing inch at a time to avoid causing Sai unnecessary pain.

" Ah! Nnnn." Sai attempted to fight back tears of pain from his eyes. Not much luck. Sai pushed the blond back down so that he was sitting on the side of the tub again. The painter bent down didn't waste time to take the blond into his own mouth. Deidara gasped as he took hold of the hard tiles.

Once fully seated inside the other male, Neji pause to allow him to adjust. One arm wound around the painter's waist and his hand started to slowly stroke the other's length. Neji leaned over to nip at the back of Sai's neck while he waited for him to be ready to move. Sai moved his hips a bit, sending the message that Neji could continue. The ANBU member sucked on the blond, letting the pre-cum slid down slowly down his throat.

Deidara breathed heavily, his back arching at the massage that Sai's tongue was giving his member. " Neh, un." Neji moaned slightly when Sai moved, damn that boy was tight. He started at a gentle rocking pace, again to let the boy adjust to the new feelings. Once he was sure that Sai would be fine, he started harder thrusts that forced him deeper and brush against that spot he found before. Sai began to pant from the faster thrusts; a muffled yelp came up when he felt jolts of pleasure flow over him. Deidara was the one biting his tongue now. The blond let out another gasp when he felt the painter nin's teeth bite down lightly. He let whimpers mix with moans as Sai began to suck a bit harder.

Neji moaned softly as he fucked Sai's tight ass. He used his grip on the nin's hips to help him thrust harder into him. Sai groaned, his legs trembled but stayed up. Sai's name fell from Deidara's lips every so often. The blond knew he wasn't going to be able to last long. The door opened suddenly and the silver haired copy nin slipped in and closed the door behind him. There was the sound of a stampede past the door and he sighed before looking up and immediately covering his nose to prevent a nosebleed.

Sai looked from the corner of his eye, only to narrow and look away. Deidara turned rose red, he reached out and tugged slightly at the Hyuuga's hair. "n-aah-Neji-danna." The Painter nin cursed in the back of his mind, he let Deidara's member slip out of his mouth, only to let one of his hands take a firm grasp on the blonds crotch.

Neji turned with a glare at the jounin. He'd stopped thrusting, but he was buried to the hilt in Sai. Kakashi, meanwhile, still seemed to be trying to prevent himself from getting a nosebleed. "Aha, Sorry about this.. I was just, um, trying to escape fan girls..."

Deidara shifted uncomfortably, Sai looked at the Blond then to his current Sensei. " And you end up running into three boys who frankly wouldn't like to be disturbed at the moment. You really think it's safer standing there than out in the hall?"

The jounin gulped and turned to leave the room before any one of the three decided that he'd make a good woman. He was out of that room and running down the hall faster than most people thought he could move. Neji sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Is today "walk in while we're screwing" day or something?"

Deidara shifted a bit before answering the Hyuuga. " Dunno, un. But I don't like it."

Sai shrugged. He didn't care, the jounin was gone now. " Back to business." Sai lowered his head to take the blond into his mouth again. Deidara squeaked rather loudly. Neji smirked and pulled most of the way out before thrusting back in, hard and right into the prostate. After that, he returned to the pace he'd set before and nuzzled Sai's neck. The ANBU boy let out a yelp, his eyes closed tightly as he let the sudden jolt run over his body. Deidara let out heavy breaths, he bit his bottom lip. The Blond tried to find words to warn the painter that he couldn't last any longer, but that came out were louder moans.

Neji understood what was happening and leaned over the Painter nin to warn him. He discovered that made it easier to hit the sweet spot and stayed bent over him. Sai began to yelp more, causing Deidara to cum into his mouth with a scream. Sai's cheeks puffed slightly, he only swallowed quickly, making sure he got every last drop. Sai scratched the bathroom tiles as he followed the blond into release once Neji gave a few more thrusts. Neji was not far behind them in reaching his peak. He gently pulled out of the other boy and helped him into the tub where he pulled Deidara in too and started to run the water. Sai leaned against the side of the tub, holding the blond close. Deidara had curled up so that he hugged his knees. " One thing about first times, un. Your ass will hurt for the next few hours, un." Deidara smiled at Sai who only looked at the slow rising water.

" I would have never guessed, Dei." Sarcasm was wrapped around the comment Sai had given back to the Blond. Maybe relationships weren't as bad as he had thought they were. " Water's a bit too cold, Neji-Danna, un." Deidara swished his finger around in the clear water, flicking some droplets at the Hyuuga and the other artist.

Neji decided to be obliging and sat up to adjust the water before leaning back and looping his arm around Deidara. "Glad you joined in, Sai-kun?" Neji asked in a lazy tone of voice. Sai looked up in thought and let his usual grin find it's way onto his face. " I'd be lying if I said no, wouldn't I?" Deidara smiled happily and sunk into the water slightly once it had reach his stomach area. He moved away from the other two after the water had gotten to the chest area to turn the water off. The blond had sunk into the water so that only his nose and up was visible.

Sai arched an eyebrow at the blond, wondering what he was doing. Deidara brought up his hands and splashed the other two boys with the warm water. " You both are icky, un." Sai wiped some of the water off his face and splashed the Iwa boy back , along with the Hyuuga. Deidara laughed and dunked himself fully into the water, only to pop up in between the two boys, splashing them some more. Neji soon joined in, splashing them both liberally.

Eventually the splashing stopped and the three boys cuddled together in the warm water to relax.