"Not Your Typical 9 to 5"

Chapter 1: Late Night Paperwork

Disclaimer: Don't own nothing. Ditto for following chapters.

WARNING: SMUT IN EVERY CHAPTER! GRAPHIC YAOI SEX!

A/N: I think the characters are OOC, but this is just something I'm writing for fun. Thank xcupidxstuntx for naming the story, and Purplewolfstar35 for helping me decide on a chapter title! YAY! And also thank BOTH of them for the Neji/Saso/Gaa in chapter two! READ THEIR STORIES, DAMMIT!


Sasori's office had a large window set behind his desk that overlooked the cityscape of Hidden Rain. He stood there now, sipping his coffee and watching the sun go down. He always worked late, and today was no exception. His inbox tray on the desk was still over flowing with papers and forms, but his mind kept wandering to a brief scene in an elevator. Sasori took another sip of his coffee and sighed, thinking it was about time he got back to work.

However, there was a knock on the door, and after a curt "Come in" the door opened and Neji, the newest member of the team, walked in, a slightly nervous smile on his handsome face, his pale blue eyes downcast.

"I had another idea for an ad, sir," Neji said. He brushed his long hair out of his face, standing stiffly by the door. Sasori set his coffee down and nodded.

"Come in, Neji. Have a seat," Sasori said calmly, gesturing to the chair before his desk with a slender hand. Neji walked across the red carpeting and sat, setting his gaze forwards the window. The sun was still setting, half hidden in the forest of skyscrapers. Sasori sat behind his desk, watching Neji stare at the sky outside, the clouds a deep purple, traced with gold from the falling sun, no stars to twinkle in the smog of the city. Neji glanced at Sasori, and their eyes met. Neji looked down to his lap.

"So? What's the new idea?" Sasori asked, trying hard to keep his voice calm despite the almost painful throbbing of his heart. He felt shaky, his mouth dry, his face felt hot and flushed. Neji took a deep breath and looked back up, meeting Sasori's eyes again.

"I…I can't remember!" Neji said abruptly, blushing. Sasori blinked for a moment, and then he burst into laughter. Neji started to chuckle too.

"Neji…" Sasori said softly, leaning forward over his desk.

"Yes?" Neji asked, also leaning forward, his lips parted, those large, pale purple eyes wide and searching. Sasori suddenly grabbed Neji's tie and yanked on it, crushing his lips against Neji's. The two fought for dominance, their tongues sliding against each other, the slick sound of saliva audible in the large, spacious office. Sasori pulled away first, gasping for air. A trickle of spit dribbled down his chin, and Neji wiped it away with his fingers. He brought them to his mouth and sucked, grinning.

And that was it. Neji threw his hands forward, grabbed Sasori by the collar and slid him across the desk, sending papers and pictures of Sasori's parents to the floor.

"Neji, what…?" Sasori started to say, but Neji twirled him around and pushed his face into the polished wood of the desk.

"I've been here for a month, Sasori sir, and ever since my first day, you've interrupted my thoughts. I can't get you out of my head, I can't think, I can't work properly…Mrs. Nara wants me gone…and I can't have that…I need this job…I need it MORE than I need you…"

"Ah…Neji, you won't get fired…" Sasori murmured in the wood. Neji said nothing. He leaned over Sasori and bucked into him, making the red head gasp. When Neji's fingers reached around to undo Sasori's buckle, the older man tried to get up. But Neji was strong and kept him down with the force of his body.

Neji pressed his lips against the back of Sasori's neck and bit down, hard. Sasori hissed in pain, clawing at the desk. Neji slid Sasori's belt out of the loops in his pants and straightened up. Sasori kicked off his shoes, and Neji smirked and did the same. He bumped his groin into Sasori again and then quickly unzipped the red head's pants and pulled them down. The boxers came next, and Sasori moaned when Neji slid the smooth leather of his belt against his bare skin.

"I'm in charge now, Sasori," Neji whispered and grabbed hold of the belt and made it snap in the air. Sasori jumped at the sound, fearing what was coming next. Neji caressed Sasori's ass, his fingers feather light. Then, he whipped the belt hard on Sasori, the buckle making contact. Sasori cried out in pain. Neji struck Sasori hard with the belt again, and again, a fourth time, the belt buckle leaving angry red marks. Sasori screamed each time, scattering paper clips and pens as he clawed at the desk for support. He bit his lower lip so hard that blood began to trickle down his chin, pattering on the white papers on the desk.

"Oh God, Neji, if you want to fuck me, then DO it."

Neji smacked Sasori again, and paused. He stared at the red welts he'd put on Sasori's pale skin.

"I can't STAND waiting…do it, Neji…"

The dark haired man quickly slid down his own pants and rubbed his cock against Sasori's ass. He gripped his cheeks, spreading them, precum oozing out of his erection. He swayed his hips, rubbing the cum around Sasori's rim. Then he forced his cock just inside. Sasori pressed against him, hissing. Neji pushed deeper, closing his eyes and enjoying the tight, moist feeling. Sasori arched his ass upwards, a handful of paperclips in each fist.

"MOVE, damn you!"

Neji started to thrust, pounding hard and fast into Sasori, knocking the red head into the desk, bruising his abdomen.

"Ah…ah…AH...Ne…Nejiii…" Sasori moaned desperately, more things scattering on the table as he fought to hold on to something, anything. Neji chewed at Sasori's skin, leaving bruises and small cuts. Neji snaked his hands up underneath Sasori's shirt, raking his nails along his sides and his ribs. Sasori's voice got higher and pitch, his breathing irregular, and then he jerked backwards into Neji, shuddering as he climaxed. The sudden orgasm made his muscles spasm, and as they squeezed around Neji, he came as well, shooting his cum deep inside his boss.

Neji went limp, his body leaning heavily on Sasori, who could barely breathe. The dark haired man pushed himself up and when he backed up, he stumbled over the chair and fell on the floor, his bare ass hitting the carpet with a soft thud. Neji stared up at Sasori, his ass still stuck up in all its glory, covered in red marks, cum oozing out of his ass and slicking down the backs of his thighs. Neji had lost his erection after his orgasm, but that sight alone was already working its magic.

The younger man's cock started to stiffen again, rising back up, cum now slick and glistening in the bright fluorescent lighting in the office. Sasori straightened and turned around, leaning on the desk. He smiled down at Neji, toying with himself. Neji wiped drool from the corner of his mouth.

Sasori walked over to Neji, who was still seated on the floor, and kicked him onto his back with his foot.

"I should ask Ino if she can give you a raise…" Sasori said, straddling Neji's thighs.

"W-why? Because I trashed your office?" Neji asked, gasping when Sasori rolled his lower body into him, their wet erections brushing up against each other.

"Because you're a good fuck...and a decent employee, when you set your mind to it…"

Sasori found Neji's lips and kissed him feverishly while positioning himself over him. He pressed down, forcing his body to take in Neji's cock. The new angle made both of them shudder. Sasori started to move up and down, gripping Neji's tie with one hand and a shoulder with the other. Neji squeezed Sasori's erection, and Sasori moaned, constricting his muscles inside. Neji fought the urge to throw Sasori to the floor and fuck him until he got rug burn. He urged Sasori to move faster, rolling his hips upwards to meet Sasori as he continued to ride him.

When Neji felt close to release, he couldn't take it anymore. He threw Sasori to the ground and sat on Sasori's cock. Sasori cried out and came into Neji and the shock that went up Neji's spine forced him to cum as well, spraying his hot, white seed into the air, on Sasori's flushed face, in his hair, on his chest…

Neji fell on top of Sasori and they rolled onto their sides, panting, both of them glistening with sweat and cum. The red head smiled and traced a line of cum with the tip of his finger, licking his lips. He leaned in to lick the cum away from Neji's face.

"Keep this up, and you'll be CEO of the company in no time…" Sasori said. Neji slid his hands in Sasori's red hair.

"I just might…"

Neji swallowed Sasori's mouth then, tasting cum and sweat and coffee on his tongue, already wanting him again.

And then, there was a knock on the door.

"Mr. Akasuna?"

Sasori tried to reply, but Neji was keeping his mouth occupied, and Gaara entered the room, a manilla folder clasped in his hands. He had opened his mouth to speak, and then his green eyes widened.

"So the elevator story was TRUE?!"


Next chapter: Neji/Saso/Gaa WOOT!!!