Interactive Akatsuki Valentine

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYONE!!!

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv

To Kakuzu:

One heart is not enough

To hold all my love for you

One heart is not enough

To contain the joy I feel

One heart is not enough

To feel the way I do

One heart is not enough

To give you everlasting life

But is one heart enough

To love you, through and through?

Love your devoted fan,

Jen.

P.S. I hope you like the heart. It's from Kakashi.

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Kakuzu read the card aloud while the rest of the Akatsuki laughed.

"Oh my fucking Jashin, that is hilarious! Do you really think that's Kakashi's heart?" Hidan asked, pointing at the bloody organ in a box Kimimaro the UPS man had handed them earlier. Kakuzu glared viciously at the box, then back to the glittery, hand drawn card in his hand. Pein looked up from his own valentine's day card.

"Now send her something nice in return," Pein said. Kakuzu felt his blood pressure rising, but he sat down at the kitchen table, which had become the official Valentine's Day card making station, and Konan handed Kakuzu some pretty pink cardstock and a gold leaf pen.

"Have fun! And be nice! Because of her, you've gotten laid a LOT recently!"

Kakuzu sweat dropped.

"Fine."

Kakuzu hastily made a card and scratched something in it. He grabbed a heart shaped box from the big tote of miscellaneous candy Pein had supplied, and got up.

"There. Now can I go relieve my frustration by ripping Hidan's body to pieces?" Kakuzu snarled. Pein nodded and Kakuzu grabbed Hidan and tossed him over his shoulder and stomped off, Hidan kicking and screaming and cursing the whole way.

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To Jen:

Sasori's hair is red

Kisame's skin is blue

I have five hearts

And they all beat just for you

Love Kakuzu

P.S. Hope you enjoy the irony of the heart shaped candy. Tobi ate some of them. Sorry.