I like the fact that bad guys can be so funny =0

I like charactors to be themselves, but i know some stories cannot continue without OOC. sigh

I hate Naruto, Sasuke or any of the good guy pairings. But i love bad guy pairings.

I also love unusual stories, and love stuff that you'll read and say "hmm it could be possible."

Oh yes people like to write bios right ?

Basic facts about me:

I am neutral about fics, slash/crack/angst, everything except high school fics.

My favourite fanfics all include lots of action and unique plot, I do however hate flicks in which the author inserts thenselves inside.

And i dislike SASUKE. every since he got so overpowered i just feel like bashing him, the reason i don't do so, is that I feel my writings should be neutral.

Ambition : Historian or someone who draws for a living.

Why i choose this name ? Figure it out geniuses...

Rant: (THE ONE THING ALL FANFIC AUTHORS LIKE TO DO.)

If you make an OC at least use a name that is similiar in the era, you don't think that a place full of Uchiha, Nara and Uzumakis that a european name lke Bob is out of place?

Put paragraphs and spacings so that it will be easier to read.

Too much fluff makes too much OOC, if Naruto had half the amount of fluff i have seen some horrible fanfics not mention here, it would be a SHOJO manga.

People who write Yaoi that turns a decent character into an absolute fruit/sissy, its yaoi like that makes me sick.

I just don't like fanfics that are too short or peoms, i don't really hate them, but put more effort into it please.

Time travels flicks or filcks that have Naruto trying to hide his idenity but sooner of later he reveals it himself after two chapters, when i see this I stop reading

The only Yaoi i hate and will never read is SASUNARU, enough said. .

favourite lines (may expand):

"You lack hatred" Itachi U

"I am your father" Darth Vader

"I will stand as a god above all others" Aizen S

"I'm blue" can't remember the band

"Whose your daddy?" no idea who the original quoter

"All this love brings fuzzies to my heart" Danial

"That's because your heart's got mould," ME!

"Tell me i'm beautiful?" Hotchick

"I'll give up beautifully" "DIE!" yumichika and kenpachi

"Die bugs DIE" no idea...

"You can run but you cant hide."

"Now is no time to be an emo fag" D gray man ep 44

"Stick 'em up!" no idea either...

"Warcraft is fun...ARGGHH!!! WHY IS THERE A BALROG?!!!!" my brother who sucks at Warcraft.

"It takes a very secure man to walk like that..." miss congeniality.

"SOMEBODY, STOP THAT BAHAMUT!!!" Me again.

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Updated: recently:

I got some ideas here and have been lazy to try them out, maybe anyone of of you here could help? Send me a PM if you wanna try okay?

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Kick ass Orihime. I read countless bleach filcks but so far no one has done this. I have seen her being abused, rape, etc...come on people stop abusing the poor girl.

I want to make her ruthless or cold, with a bankai or a few kick ass moves, maybe even OC faeries.

I dont want to make her too uber though, mayber you want to see her bash up Noitora or something, that will be fun and i WILL read it. Give her limits like the portal witch of Tsubasa, or something. Just dont make her takeover the world.

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Something like that movie hotchick, the one where someone wokes up in a different body. Clinche and over done, but let's up the stakes by doing a crazy body switch over like Pein and Tsunade! I do have visions of Deidara in Ino's body and bashing the arrogant guy up, preferbly before graduation or retrieval arc.

(3)

Yamada Hanatarou. A no body in the fourth division, that is what everbody thinks. But what if Hanatarou was actually a spy for Yamato?

Based on the theory as to why Hanatarou's sword did not change its shape but can still use awesome powers. Hanatarou also has a bankai!!!!!

Make him dark or serious, i'll read it.

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Muhahahahaha!!!!!!!! Arggggh toothache...

ps: for those who dont know i got a bad guy feitish. Because there is only so much personality you can put on good guys, but for bad guys the possibilities are endless.