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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

I like the fact that bad guys can be so funny =0

I like charactors to be themselves, but i know some stories cannot continue without OOC. sigh

I hate Naruto, Sasuke or any of the good guy pairings. But i love bad guy pairings.

I also love unusual stories, and love stuff that you'll read and say "hmm it could be possible."

Oh yes people like to write bios right ?

Basic facts about me:

I am neutral about fics, slash/crack/angst, everything except high school fics.

My favourite fanfics all include lots of action and unique plot, I do however hate flicks in which the author inserts thenselves inside.

And i dislike SASUKE. every since he got so overpowered i just feel like bashing him, the reason i don't do so, is that I feel my writings should be neutral.

Ambition : Historian or someone who draws for a living.

Why i choose this name ? Figure it out geniuses...

Rant: (THE ONE THING ALL FANFIC AUTHORS LIKE TO DO.)

If you make an OC at least use a name that is similiar in the era, you don't think that a place full of Uchiha, Nara and Uzumakis that a european name lke Bob is out of place?

Put paragraphs and spacings so that it will be easier to read.

Too much fluff makes too much OOC, if Naruto had half the amount of fluff i have seen some horrible fanfics not mention here, it would be a SHOJO manga.

People who write Yaoi that turns a decent character into an absolute fruit/sissy, its yaoi like that makes me sick.

I just don't like fanfics that are too short or peoms, i don't really hate them, but put more effort into it please.

Time travels flicks or filcks that have Naruto trying to hide his idenity but sooner of later he reveals it himself after two chapters, when i see this I stop reading

The only Yaoi i hate and will never read is SASUNARU, enough said. .

favourite lines (may expand):

"You lack hatred" Itachi U

"I am your father" Darth Vader

"I will stand as a god above all others" Aizen S

"I'm blue" can't remember the band

"Whose your daddy?" no idea who the original quoter

"All this love brings fuzzies to my heart" Danial

"That's because your heart's got mould," ME!

"Tell me i'm beautiful?" Hotchick

"I'll give up beautifully" "DIE!" yumichika and kenpachi

"Die bugs DIE" no idea...

"You can run but you cant hide."

"Now is no time to be an emo fag" D gray man ep 44

"Stick 'em up!" no idea either...

"Warcraft is fun...ARGGHH!!! WHY IS THERE A BALROG?!!!!" my brother who sucks at Warcraft.

"It takes a very secure man to walk like that..." miss congeniality.

"SOMEBODY, STOP THAT BAHAMUT!!!" Me again.

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Updated: recently:

I got some ideas here and have been lazy to try them out, maybe anyone of of you here could help? Send me a PM if you wanna try okay?

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Kick ass Orihime. I read countless bleach filcks but so far no one has done this. I have seen her being abused, rape, etc...come on people stop abusing the poor girl.

I want to make her ruthless or cold, with a bankai or a few kick ass moves, maybe even OC faeries.

I dont want to make her too uber though, mayber you want to see her bash up Noitora or something, that will be fun and i WILL read it. Give her limits like the portal witch of Tsubasa, or something. Just dont make her takeover the world.

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Something like that movie hotchick, the one where someone wokes up in a different body. Clinche and over done, but let's up the stakes by doing a crazy body switch over like Pein and Tsunade! I do have visions of Deidara in Ino's body and bashing the arrogant guy up, preferbly before graduation or retrieval arc.

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Yamada Hanatarou. A no body in the fourth division, that is what everbody thinks. But what if Hanatarou was actually a spy for Yamato?

Based on the theory as to why Hanatarou's sword did not change its shape but can still use awesome powers. Hanatarou also has a bankai!!!!!

Make him dark or serious, i'll read it.

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Muhahahahaha!!!!!!!! Arggggh toothache...

ps: for those who dont know i got a bad guy feitish. Because there is only so much personality you can put on good guys, but for bad guys the possibilities are endless.

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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,314 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Zanpakuto? by magicsmith reviews
Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 69 now available. Rated for language. Character death. When will this finish?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 315,290 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/27/2006 - K. Zaraki
Light's downfall by ainzOoalGo reviews
Non-canon 10th volume of Overlord, do NOT read if u don't know how volume 9 ends. Ainz sets his sights on the Slane Theocracy! What kind of battle will the Black Scripture put up? He's hungry for revenge after what happened last time! time for the showdown between Nazarick and humanity's strongest has come at last! Rated T for violence
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,597 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
My Little Soldier by smounged1989 reviews
When Sam gets changed into a sparkling he becomes the responsibility of the last two Autobots that anyone expected. Rated M just to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,630 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Taking Care of Reno by Desha reviews
Reno and Elena are driving each other nuts... Tseng and Rude are getting into the act, too. Please see the Author's Note at the end regarding future additions to this story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,990 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 1/21/2001 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Black Roses by Veleum reviews
Armada - The mortal who was unloved and the god who cannot love. This is their tale. Based in the Ambrosia Universe by Cyndi.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,150 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 7,182 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Inspire165 reviews
When Will's neighbor, Soldier, offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 4/27/2009
Legal Partners by suitcase design winner reviews
Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,490 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Klavier G., Ema S.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Irresistible Love and the Turnabout by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
REWRITTEN. When Kay decides that Edgeworth's love life is pathetic, she sets him a challenge: to find a partner before her eighteenth birthday. With no knowledge or experience, Miles finds himself reluctantly turning to a certain dark haired defence attorney for help. Though, with Phoenix, things aren't always as simple as they could be. Phoenix/Miles.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,002 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Deidara Breaking AwayRevised and Edited by YaoiFanGirl1990 reviews
Rated M for later Chapters Deidara was chased out of Iwa for a reason unknown to him, a certain snake after him. Soon after an unlikely group of outlaws pull him under their protection. Before Deidara is part of Akatsuki, and before Sasori turns himself i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 6,460 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Infatuated by bye sora reviews
He never had a problem like this on his life, but of course there's a first time for everything and he became infatuated by a student turning is life into a living inner turmoil inferno. What can he do if the infatuation keeps growing and it may be reciprocate? School AU, teacher Alfred and student Ivan relationship issues. [americaxrussia, human verse]. Rated M for precaution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Turnabout Toast by snags reviews
Post-GS4. Phoenix and Edgeworth, awkwardly and with a lot of help, realize that missed opportunities don't have to stay that way. PxE/EdgeWright/NaruMitsu, eventually. Incidental AxK later on. R&Rs more than welcome; I'm new to this.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,044 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Do No Harm by PhantomMemories reviews
After an attack on America, the personification vanishes. Kink Meme De-anon request for Amnesia and Doctor!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Freedom by rexlover180 reviews
In a world ruled by four tyrants, all Prince Alfred wants is his people's freedom. He is willing to do anything, even if that means kidnapping the ruler of his country, King Arthur. However, he did not anticipate what comes with him. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,807 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Circa by VioletLolitaPop reviews
It starts as an adventure into the attic, and then for some reason or another, the clothing they come across somehow become a continuous staple throughout their lives. .:Human!AU:Fem!America:More Warnings Inside:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Unter Dem Licht Des Vollmondes by Gaxxy reviews
Ludwig was just a blacksmith's apprentice – kept safe within the walls of Relbin along with everyone else. A chance encounter outside the city with a Werewolf called Gil will change both their lives forever. Yaoi Germany/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,035 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Hotel Motel Holiday Inn by BonsaiBabe reviews
An overnight stay at a roadside hotel becomes the bane of Roderich's existence when he is forced to share a room with Gilbert. But wait, the weekend isn't over so easily as Roderich battles some uncomfortable feelings for the man he always bickers with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Transformers for Christmas by Botosphere reviews
Young Annabelle Lennox, who does NOT have security clearance to know about the 'bots, celebrates Christmas with family and friends, including Aaron Hyde, RC, and Ron Hatchett. Chapter 2 just went up, with more follow!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
The Game by Artemis Queen of the Stars reviews
Requested by Decepti-Kitty. Time to prove your human worth and intelligence in a game of fear and the mind. The person besides you could be the one to kill you. Trust no one and never fall in love for nothing is as it seems.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,344 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 9,374 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Gilbert Beilschmidt, Private Eye by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,872 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Recruiting More than One Thing by binnibeans reviews
HP AU - Arthur's found out that Alfred's being scouted for US Quidditch teams. He takes it upon himself to change this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red Herrings and Infatuation by Twilights Horizon reviews
After GS3, Phoenix finds himself attracted to Maya in a way he never thought possible before. Feeling awkward, Phoenix finds himself spending more time with Miles in an attempt to "cure" himself. Miles isn't so willing at first though! PXE in the end.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,360 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Best Kept Secret of Seireitei by RAWRified reviews
Little is known of Kya. She appears to live only for her missions and hardly ever returns to Seireitei. That is, until she is brought back on a very important assignment. COMPLETE .ByaOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 155,323 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Stray by Walaz reviews
Two different men from ShinRa’s different departments are working together on a mission. During work a new relationship is born. YAOI, Sephiroth x Reno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,501 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sephiroth, Reno
The Handbook by Smart-chan reviews
USxUK. WW2. American soldiers are stationing in England... Alfred F. Jones happens to be one of them. Rated T for now for Arthur's language but it may and will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,813 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - America, England/Britain
WarmBlooded Specialties by Trans-Siberian Railway reviews
One-shot: He buried his face indignantly in the crook of Russia's neck, breathing in his scarf, scars, and let the tears go silently as Russia wrapped his arms once more around him and whispered incoherent Russian-isms into his hair. Russia/America. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Boundaries by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
William T. Spears didn't care about what had gone on between them in the Academy: They were boss and subordinate now, and boundaries had to be set. Of course, he'd forgotten that something so simple would not stop Grell Sutcliff from trying.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Build Me a Door and Paper Trail by puppetierin reviews
America finally confesses to England - via snail mail. Things get interesting when other countries find out. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Connected by FuschiaFinn reviews
Rufus meets his match just before he and the Turks face the sins of Shinra's past. Rufus x OC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Rufus
Your Anything by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Even with a bunch of rules on proper communication, England cant seem to get it right. Sleeping on the sofa is giving him a sore back too. (ukus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Shattered Glass by LitRaptor42 reviews
Phoenix takes a lot of crap from his friends: he gets teased, slapped, abused, and finagled out of money. But this time, it went too far, and he gets hurt. Phoenix/Edgeworth and Maya, in response to a prompt on the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
A Child Unexpected by skybound2 reviews
Kallian Tabris decides to leave Ferelden for Seheron with Sten, but a night spent with Zevran prior to the fall of the Archdemon has a lasting impact.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,356 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Zevran A., Tabris] Alistair, Sten - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Sari's day on Cybertron by sweetyamiyugigirl reviews
When Sari finds herself in a strange hallway, she finds an injured Ultra Magnus and a Decepticon spy, but the spy is the least of her worries. Story is better than it sounds. I don't own tranformers or Beast Wars or any of the characters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sari S.
Strange Love by AkatsukiBoi reviews
On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Our New Divide by Spylace reviews
SG!AU Sam receives a solid B for his genealogy report which means no car for the 17 year old Witwicky. That's okay; he now has an F-22 perched on his lawn instead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sam Witwicky, Starscream - Complete
Playtime Bunny! by VioletLolitaPop reviews
A meeting of the G8 gets off to a bad start when the hosting nation is more than just a little late. It gets even worse when said nation finally turns up wearing one of those Playboy Bunny suits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Story of Magus by ZealPropht reviews
The tale of Magus' life; his loves, his losses, and his rise to power. This story is loosely based on the CT game.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/23/2000
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sweets 'verse by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
G1 AU - It's the Autobots; a faction full of horny mechs that can't wait to get their hands on a virginal Mirage. After losing his creators, the noble is on a quest to fill that lonely void in his spark. Mirage/Prowl. Multiple pairings. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mirage
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Psyche by Artemis Queen of the Stars reviews
She was nothing, just a random girl who was kidnapped to help him escape Batman. Who could imagine that'd he'd break her mind and she'd give up everything for him? Forget Becky Albright, meet Psyche, the real Mistress of Fear. JC/OC Nolanverse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,300 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
When Love Walks In by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Bullet Catchers by JazzBo22 reviews
An assassination attempt leaves Rufus questioning his vulnerability. The Turks struggle to keep the President out of harm's way, but is it enough? Tseng/Rufus, Rude/Reno,Angst, Language, M/M, Violence,lemon,complete! RATED MA
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,070 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Hunter and Hunted by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
Lockdown captures the great bounty hunter Devcon, but who has really captured whom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Lockdown, Devcon - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15758 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 7,659 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Designation: Spoiler by chaitea16 reviews
Inter-faction relationships rarely work out. No matter how headlights-over-tailpipe a con could be for a bot. Rated for strong Cybertronian language and crude mechanical innuendos courtesy of an Anti-Mary Sue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Optimus Prime, Thundercracker
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Talk To Me by KrysSaiyan reviews
Starscream and the other seekers on Earth inexplicably come to roost on the roof of the Ark, and refuse to leave. What's this got to do with Optimus Prime?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
My Country, My Friend by bookworm0492 reviews
A Nation at war,a man given the biggest job of all in smack dab in the middle of it, and a blonde assistant who is more than what he seems.The Presidency of Harry S. Truman and seeing his country through..and with his own eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/16/2010 - America - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Glories of eBay by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ironhide, R. Epps - Complete
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Let it Snow! by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Kinzoku Ryu by PhoenixCharmer116 reviews
When a young bounty hunter goes on a average mission she gets dragged into something deeper than she expects HidanxOC Rated for Hidan's sailor tounge and possible suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 181 - Published: 11/24/2009
Top Secret by Beware of Dragon reviews
The Autobots discover the perils of poking around in Soundwave's private files. Pure and utter crack, and it contains some very deliberatly bad porn.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings by M.D2ne reviews
G1: How can one female Transformer change the future to come? Femme fatale Starscream proves that point!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,925 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/24/2007
Pokemon: Akatsuki Style! by RBMIfan reviews
What happens when our four favorite Akatsuki members are transported into the poor, unsuspecting world of pokemon? One thing's for sure, the pokemon world will never be the same. Discontinued. See rewrite, Mobius.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Bikinis by AngelicConquistador reviews
Skywarp has a revelation, and the effects of this revelation causes an uproar within the Nemesis. Thundercracker just wonders: ‘why did I ever let him see that IQ quiz?’ TCxSW with plenty of crack and slash included.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Barricade Surprise by Starseeded reviews
When Sam takes a late night walk, he never suspected this to happen. Well, at least he's not alone in that statement; neither had Barricade. Friends will be made. Lives will be changed forever. Decepticon-centric.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 253,921 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B., Starscream - Complete
To Fly by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jetstorm, Jazz - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Best Laid Plans by dfastback68 reviews
Pre-ROTF. Demolisher arrives on Earth too late, and Sideways brings with him more trouble than he's worth. This story is now complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Demolishor, Sideways - Complete
You trust me, don't you? by spankpig reviews
TFA. Shockwave is lonesome and bored on Cybertron. Then he sees Blurr as a plaything, and proceeds to mess with him as Longarm. Originally written for the TF Kink Meme. Contains slash, mature content. Longarm/Blurr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Shockwave, Blurr - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
When In Doubt by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
We all know there's nothing quite like Autobot drama, especially if you're a femme dressed up like a mech. Thanks to: Okami-chan, P.A.W.07, and Litahatchee. UPDATE: It's over, but it's just the beginning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 200,546 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Ratchet
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Twenty Eight Blitzwings by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: The 28 Blitzwing ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme on LJ, about one of my favorite triple changers. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash and het warned for in chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Blitzwing - Complete
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Hidden by Katsuko1978 reviews
It had been so long that they'd nearly forgotten how it had felt to be afraid. AU one-shot, set between the 2007 and 2009 film releases.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Miles L., Blaster - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
On the Up and Up by Uniasus reviews
Primus. Megatron knew there was a reason Starscream was his second in command. G1 Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Streamline by MarySuOfYay reviews
TF:A. This was definitely not Bumblebee's room. For one thing, his room didn't have a large Decepticon symbol on the wall.. Non-con, in a giant robots from SPACE kind of way. Whee!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,690 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
Love is Patient by Simple.White.Lie reviews
The hardest Samuel Witwicky ever did. The Wedding is now up, PLEASE REVIEW, Rated T for Implied and Swearing... THaNk YoU to mY DeVotED ReADeRs!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
My First Decepticon by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone remembers the first time they meet one. And for young Annabelle, she certainly will. Of course, when an angry Ironhide gets done with him, I think the Decepticon will never forget the encounter either. One of the "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide - Complete
Ratchet Appreciation Day by Clumsy Peg reviews
Mikaela talks with Ratchet one day about an offer he got from Ultra Magnus. Will he go for the team he's always dreamed of, or stay with the crazy bots he's grown to love? Expect friendship and fluff. Gift fic, general Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet, Mikaela B. - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Equilibrium by Borath reviews
Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Sideswipe's Prank by Miss Hiss reviews
Sideswipe pulls a prank and it backfire's horridly. It later helps expose what both he and his brother feel towards a certain grouchy bot.There are a few little twists. Ye be warned. under revision -.-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Replacement: Roles by shadowblade-tara reviews
Dragon of Despair's Replacement verse: It's Prime's role to be the leader. Unfortunately, Scorponok knows his other roles as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Scorponok - Complete
Medical Consequences by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
ROTF: That settled it. Never again would an Autobot be allowed to choose an alt mode that didn't exist. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Captain Lennox - Complete
Kill Bill' by DaemonicKitten reviews
While watching 'Kill Bill', Sarah Lennox is hit with an idea. Along with the help of Mikaela Banes, Ironhide's about to get his. Typical pairings. One-shot. Complete. Rated 'T' for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sarah L., Ironhide - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
Obsessed by taralynden reviews
An obsessed Decepticon; an unsuspecting victim; a plan based on those of fairytale villains. But will anyone live happily ever after in the end?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Autobot Wash by DaemonicKitten reviews
The local High School is allowing students to work on fundraising for a local charity. Mikaela learns about an idea her friend has, and needless to say, the Autobots get a little wet. Mikaela/Sam, with the faintest hint of Jazz/OC, Prime/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Communication Breakdown by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Lugnut and Strika have a personal conversation. Loudly. In front of Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Lugnut, Strika - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun by herongale reviews
Megatron has a secret. Long ago, he faced the possibility that it would be uncovered by Starscream. Will he be able to keep it hidden? Eventual slash, but not explicitly so. G1 cartoon verse. Chapter 9: The Beginning After the End. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
All Is Silent by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
After Optimus loses his voice, the world suddenly seems so quiet. Especially to Blaster. ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Blaster, Optimus Prime - Complete
Never Was by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
EDITED. TFA: The Golden War had many casualties, many bonds and many...odd friendships with two of the most peculiar opposites who find themselves far from their home world, and with no choice but to work as a team. Takes place before the events of Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
So, Tell Me About Yourself by AltoidRck reviews
Yamamoto observes an unstable bond between his captains and vice captains. He decides to be evi...uh, helpful and have days made where they do nothing but spend time together. What will become of the Gotei 13?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto
Succubot by Fire Redhead reviews
She is the devourer of Sparks and the giver of every mech's ultimate desire. When she sneaks aboard the Nemesis every Decepticon's fantasy will be realized...for the price of their Sparks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,085 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
I'm Staying With Her by The Jaxter reviews
POST: ROTF-Companion piece to "I'm Keeping Him"...Wheelie just can't help but stare.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
I'm Keeping Him by The Jaxter reviews
POST:ROTF- Mikaela decides to bring someone home.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Perceptor, Spike, and Red Bull by Dragon260 reviews
Perceptor learns about Red Bull. Perceptor wants to see if it really gives you wings. Perceptor secretly gives Spike large doses of Red Bull. The Autobots want to know why Spike can't stop vibrating.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Spike W., Perceptor - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Becoming by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, complete. Through questions of who you’ve been, who you are, and who you are becoming, Bumblebee and Mikaela try to reclaim a companion.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,036 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Mikaela B. - Complete
Fall From Grace by vericus reviews
G1 pre-war - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice...but to fall from grace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,731 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 2,469 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Through Fire and Flame by CasusFere reviews
28 Red Alerts for the meme that's been running around. 28 short stories featuring Red Alert, Autobot Security Director. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,534 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
What the Heart Wants by Terra-Lilly reviews
Jim thinks he's been pretty good about keeping his unrequited . . .thing for his First Officer a secret. A dangerous away mission changes all that. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Prayers of St Francis by mmouse15 reviews
Jazz has been badly injured. Spike wants to know why Prowl's hovering. This is a series of stories about Prowl and Jazz's relationship, told to Spike by various mechs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Angel Eyes by Mamadrae reviews
The last moments of a dying champion: Nimue of the Sisterhood of the Sightless Eye. Who wished till her dying breath to be more then that to an Archangel.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Bathwater by Winnifred Daquer reviews
You are mine, Perceptor. Faction be damned. You will never touch another mech like this again. You will come back here tomorrow night. Alone."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Megatron, Perceptor - Complete
Encounter by Nightwind reviews
In the middle of a battle, Thundercracker makes a realization: There's one Autobot he can't kill. Despite my usual proclivities, this is not slash. I promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Thundercracker, Swoop - Complete
Trading Symbols by Emilou1985 reviews
A silly story about what would happen if Optimus Prime and Megatron had to switch jobs for a week. A comedy that shouldn't be taken serious. . .EVER. Complete. There will be no more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Art and Science by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sunstreaker and Wheeljack have a secret. They've kept it for a long time and are in no hurry to let it get out. Wheeljack/Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Sunstreaker - Complete
A dog's life by The Ocelot reviews
A new shinigami joins the Gotei 13 and tries to fit in. However this proves to be harder than expected. HitsuHina, other pairings and OC crazyness, see inside for details. Plz read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,250 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Even Angels Fall by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Drawn from his home planet to chase a beckoning mystery, the Lord High Protector of Cybertron is left to face an entity that will leave him forever changed, sealing the fate of the world he once protected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Of a Feather by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1. Oneshot. They didn’t know why the alien jets chose to fly with them. Perhaps they were bored. Perhaps they liked messing with their heads. Perhaps they just didn’t like flying alone. Seeker-centric, OCs involved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Turks Party by Zeng Li reviews
Reno throws a series of parties...and Tseng is always sorry he shows up. Includes Before Crisis Turks characters in some 2007 chapter revisions and the final 2009 chapter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2000 - Reno, Tseng, Elena, Reeve T. - Complete
The Worst Race by QoS reviews
Drag Strip competes against another Stunticon in what will be the worst race of his life. And that was before the Combaticons bet on the other guy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Drag Strip - Complete
Sound and Fury by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Explosive Love by outerelf reviews
Despite Ratchets glare, Wheeljack could only feel happy. He had his crush crouching next to him, and somehow they had managed to explode argon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Wheeljack, Red Alert - Complete
Misguided Manipulation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Stark/Ichigo. Sent to the Living World on Aizen's orders to persuade Ichigo to join their cause, Stark finds himself questioning, led astray by Ichigo's strength.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Ironhide's Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
Ironhide is forced to become Sam's temporary guardian for 3 days while Ratchet repairs Bumblebee's legs after the Mission city battle. Only thing is...that little pit-spawn rodent is determined to lubricate on him...AGAIN. PLEASE R&R!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Maelstrom by jazzpha reviews
Yoruichi decides to play matchmaker for a frustrated Kuchiki prince and an equally fiery Shiba princess. When the two nobles clash, a flame is sparked that threatens to consume them both. Set during the nine-year gap of the Pendulum Arc. Byakuya/Kuukaku
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,200 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Byakuya K., Kukaku S. - Complete
Child Rearing 101 by Rachel Noelle reviews
Matsumoto decides she wants children - with Hitsugaya. But what happens when their friends decide to let them have some "practice" in raising children? HitsuMatsu, IchiRuki, UkiSoi, and ZarakiUno, among others. Last chapters up! Epilogue Up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Laws of Shonen Jump Romance by Sinnatious reviews
Inui attempts to apply the laws of Shonen Jump Romance to Ryoma. Slight InuiRyo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2009 - E. Ryoma, Inui S. - Complete
Sanopi by taralynden reviews
A confused Prowl wanders the streets of Sanopi, unaware that all he sees is an illusion and that in reality he is dying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
So by JasoTheArtisan reviews
As the Shinigami mission into Hueco Mundo yields unexpected returns, Soi Fon meets her match in the unlikeliest of places. But are these newcomers friends or foes, allies or harbingers?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,288 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Twins' Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
At last, the long awaited sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank". It's the infamous prankster twins...and no one outpranks them and gets away with it! Please R&R! COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Last Seeker by Arken Elf reviews
Starscream has become the last Seeker. Exiled, addressed as atraitor, hunted by the Decepticons… he must find the way to survive and guide the ones who share his destiny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Octane, Starscream - Complete
Streams of Consciousness by Illusor Meaneld reviews
Sephiroth and Vincent are interrupted in a ferocious battle by a trans dimensional portal. What will happen when the insane Sephiroth meets his match in the Sadistic Vampire Alucard?
Crossover - Hellsing & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Vincent V., Sephiroth, Alucard, Seras - Complete
Wastelands by iiskaa reviews
On the losing side of the war and in hiding, two Decepticons band together for survival. Shockwave/Hook, implied Megatron/Shockwave and Scrapper/Hook. Slash, mentions of character death. G1 AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hook, Shockwave - Complete
This is Not Cybertron by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Prowl - Complete
Without Question by fricketyfrack123 reviews
Blurr has a lot of secrets. For one, his whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned by the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship....
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Blurr, Hardhead - Complete
Devil at the Crossroads by Hearts of Eternity reviews
WE Universe. Most 'Cons would recognize Soundwave as one of the most loyal to their cause, but in the wake of Kaon's destruction the nature of his loyalty is questioned. Now at a crossroads, is he ready to make a deal with the devil waiting for him there?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Strange Creatures by orphan mia reviews
Ironhide and Annabelle, together through the years. From a simple annoyance to love, read about how they become family. PLEASE REVIEW. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,004 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Hide And Seek Out by Oreobot reviews
An Autobot training exercise ends in a game of intrigue with the Decepticons. Set in the G1 universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Tracks - Complete
Transfer Orders by Leraiv Snape reviews
Halfway through the five-year-mission, Spock and Kirk come to a startling conclusion when Starfleet Command orders Spock to transfer off the Enterprise. Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Beautiful Dreamer by 30kchekov reviews
An ordinary day in the Eleventh Division. Yachiru falls asleep and has a dream. Ch. 2: It's Yumichika's turn now. Ch. 3: Ikkaku also falls victim to a dream. Ch. 4: Yachiru has a real nightmare. Ch. 5: A certain taichou's birthdays.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Playing the game by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
This is what happens when the Autobots play games with Mikaela and Sam. Don't ask...completed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity by playswithworms reviews
AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Defensor, Hot Spot - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Paddle by outerelf reviews
This is the story of the cannon Dinobot that no one knew and everyone hated...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
So Cold, My Dignity's Falling Off by Thing With No Talent reviews
Beast Wars. Two not-exactly-friendly allies are stuck between hypothermia and embarrassment. Featuring snark, death threats to Primal, and raptor cuddles. Yes, I did say that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
My Madness, My Saving Sanity by NightElfCrawler reviews
Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,428 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Human Encyclopedia: Autobot Version by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
One-shots and short stories about the Autobots trying to understand humans and getting utterly confused in the process. Chapter 9: Halloween.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chains by Katsuko1978 reviews
Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Pass on the Number by Sephy-Chan reviews
Aizen created a fail-safe so that his Espada would be replaced by someone stronger if they were to be killed in battle. Ichigo killed an Espada and will now have to face the consequences.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,261 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Duobus by Cyndi reviews
Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bad Touch by vericus reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
all your hidden faces by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
It turns out that getting Starscream to move in with him was the easy part. Slash StarscreamxPrime and a direct continuation of 'two worlds apart, two together'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] Jazz, Thundercracker - Complete
Masterpiece by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Dinobots by Luki Dimension reviews
An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Worn Out Tool by OldKiaraAdachi reviews
Sometimes you don't know how important somebody is to you until you come close to losing them. Zabuza had to learn this lesson the hard way. ZabuzaxHaku, HakuZabu, ZabuHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M.
Apple by Soului reviews
O7 Movie Prowl has heard some illogical human conversations, but this one takes the cake. Now a series of oneshots. CH.2: Sideswipe discovers an interesting human tradition.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Tayuya! Mail Order BrideMaid! by Angelslasttear reviews
Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hidan, Tayuya
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Recharge and Forget by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Ravage stole Rumble's recharge berth. Laserbeak and Ratbat are dueling in midair. Frenzy is happy to be an instigator. In short, it wasn't one of Soundwave's better nights. Requested by Metal-Icarus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
War Games by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: In which is a very good reason why Skywarp should not be left unsupervised. Well, mostly. Be advised: contains intense violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Never Fade Away by Ellcrys reviews
At a club one night, under much stress, Klavier makes a very poor decision, with unexpected consequences. Now he has to make a choice: silently cope with the guilt, or confess and risk losing everything, including Apollo... if he hasn't already lost him.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Bet by Fayola reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Big daddy Jazz by Alissa the gummybear reviews
Jazz finds out his Sparkmate Starlight has sparked him a set of troublesome twins called Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. How hard can it be to raise a set of twins? Reviews and Constructive Criticisim welcomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
A Kid Called Ulquiorra by PashaPup reviews
Ulquiorra had always been one of the most poised and impassive Espada, until he woke up to find he now had the stature of a 5-year-old boy. Can he keep up his reputation or will he become a laughing matter?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
I Kissed A Girl by vericus reviews
slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Maggie M. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Scape Goat reviews
Blackout finds himself being an outlet for his drone's boredom. Blackout x Scorponok
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Trapped by outerelf reviews
Red Alert is trapped in a small cave with Grimlock. The result? Something no one quiet expected. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Red Alert, Grimlock - Complete
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Daddy's Girl by Supersaiyangirl reviews
Bulma goes out and leaves Vegeta holding the baby. V/B Father/daughter fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
Finding Salvation by autumn sparrow reviews
The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,447 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Avian DeathMatch by Addadain reviews
Ironhide is attacked while minding his own business... and not by Decepticons Crackfic, no smut. The sequel to 'The Birds and the Bee'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Things You Don't Trust Your Subordinates With by Dragon of Dispair reviews
Response to the prompt Optimus Prime / Megatron / awkward. "Prime," Megatron growled, "Tell your flunky to shut up and help." movieverse. complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
How It Is by NightElfCrawler reviews
2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 206,715 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Late Night Mistakes by CasusFere reviews
Blades and Slingshot hate each other. But sometimes, things don't work out quite the way you expect them to... Violence, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Blades, Slingshot - Complete
Tobi Has a Question by Tanuki Bot reviews
This Question has been buggin Tobi all day, so he has to ask someone! Cracktacular Edit: Not a One Shot anymore! Next chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
That's Absurd by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Mute by MoonRose91 reviews
The Allspark knows only silence and so does Emma, Sam's little sister. So it is no suprise that in her sleep Emma is no longer deaf as the Allspark speaks to her. 2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sam W., Ironhide - Complete
Nature and Nurture by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Over All Things by peppermint quartz reviews
But over all things brooding slept, the quiet sense of something lost. Post-war. Ichigo is an observer in a relationship he never thought to be privy to, and he's not sure what he thinks of it. Aizen/Gin, Ichigo. The first in the Over All Things series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
Bouncing Balls by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. A Prank is making the rounds at the Ark. Includes a little of Ratchet, Lambo Twins, Prowl, Jazz, Smokescreen, and Red Alert. Oh and we can't forget the Decepticons. Swindle, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Frenzy, Rumble, Ravage and the Constructicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Diagnosing Blitzwing by NTLDR reviews
TF:A. Blitzwing and his psychologist try to examine his personality using only Freudian theories.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Replacement: Roads by Dragon of Dispair reviews
For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,342 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Scorponok - Complete
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Family of Cons by Lady Wraith1 reviews
An affectionate moment in Decepticon HQ. Non-graphic slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Eight Lives by snarechan reviews
2007 Movie Verse. Even out in the middle of nowhere, trouble seems to follow Sam Witwicky, especially when it’s just him, Miles and Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Miles L. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Question of Model Year by LStarrunner reviews
Ironhide finds himself the subject of a young mech's affection. He is torn between wanting to return the affection & fear he might be perceived as taking advantage of such a sweet young person, fear he might truly be too old. MorMA.G1.Slash. Unusual pair.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,372 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ironhide, Swoop - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wonderwall by fricketyfrack123 reviews
G1 Slash ScreamerXBee After finding out he was made by Soundwave, the only mech poor Bumblebee can turn to is the mentally unstable and physically abused Starscream. And after all, he's Starscream's Wonderwall...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,095 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Dancing Around The Subject by Methodically-Unorthodox reviews
Love happens in baby steps; especially if the one’s involved happen to be clueless. Ratchet and the Twins learn that the hard way. G1. Slash. Pairing: Ratchet/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker Characters property of Has/Tran/Tak…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Joyflying by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Here, Boogle Bunny! by aBoOm-Un reviews
ABANDONED. When Pein and Konan go on a trip, they leave Pein’s bunny Boogle in Itachi’s care. He isn’t impressed, judging how Boogle is a collective noun for weasel. That, and she's a nut. So, how’s he gonna survive taking care of it for a week?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U.
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Prowl, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Prank Club by Dreamchylde reviews
No one talks about Prank Club! What do you offer Rachel in a contest to cause the most havoc? An uninterrupted week with Jazz! And what does Rachel do to ensure her success? Move over Sideswipe. There is a new prankster in the Ark and no one is safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Touch by flowerofsin reviews
Past fic. Tousen finds out about Komamura's secret. Pairing: Komamura/Tousen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Tousen K., S. Komamura - Complete
Trends by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: We all knew it. It was so glaringly obvious. Optimus Prime and Megatron are trend-setters.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Barricade, Optimus Prime - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
Routine by KrysSaiyan reviews
-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Who's your Daddy? by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Autobot's Guide to Human Recreation by Kisu Pure reviews
Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
In the Med Bay by Ace of Dreams reviews
This is an offshoot of my story, Traitor, in which Mikaela gives Scorpinok a bubble bath.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Traitor by Ace of Dreams reviews
Blackout survives the battle for the Allspark, but as far as he knows, he's the only one. The Autobots catch up with him and he's forced to make a decision.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Sei by sarehptar reviews
Deidara microfics. AU, mild BL, violence, repetitive use of the word 'Un,' and spoilers for the manga are inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rules of Engagement by manic-intent reviews
beta'd by satal. Piracy grows steadily more savage after events in FFXII. In desperation, Rozarria begins development of a weapon that can counter piracy. Basch x Balthier.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,396 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
Hunted Species: The death wish by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1 Side story to "Hunted Species". Starscream, weakened by a mysterious illness and grounded at the repair bay, ponders on his past and on his relationship with Megatron. Chapter 5: The Hidden Truth. Last chapter!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Another Gate by Aspirare reviews
Several years into the future, the war still continues between Autobots and Decepticons, and through it all, life goes on, and Sam is keeping a secret.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Szayel's Revenge by Icefoxer reviews
Szayel gets revenge on Ulquiorra...But something goes wrong CH14: The End of all? R&R Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Relative Merits of Pessimism and Angst by Dragon of Dispair reviews
G1. Crossover with FF7. "And this was mildly distracting. Dead End wouldn't go so far as to call it interesting, but distracting was somewhat better than the blank walls of his quarters." - weird little snippet. oneshot.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Dead End, Vincent V. - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam's dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
Another First Time by nostalgic-maiden reviews
.:COMPLETE:. All Sakura ever wanted was to settle down happily with him. But as that dream crashes and burns, a new dream begins to take flight with someone she had never expected. .:Sakura x Sai:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,444 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Size does matter by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Romance No One Saw Coming by DarkAngelLillith reviews
A look at the relationship between an Autobot and a Decepticon. Pairing: Surprise! Warning:Slash Content Inside Don't say I didn't warn you
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
It's Not Funny by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Starscream, Jazz - Complete
Problems in Hueco Mundo by lunartick reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
My Classmate Is An Arrancar by WhereIsMyBacon reviews
Having gotten a Gigai from the infamous storekeeper and transferred to Karakura high. Ulquiorra is finding life as a human much more frustrating than he had thought. Especially when it came to that oblivious woman he did all of this for...[UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 896 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Pari Passu by Shaitanah reviews
[Uchiha MadaraShodai Hokage] Years of solitude, denial and mutual attraction – that’s what keeps them together. The rise and fall of Uchiha Madara. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by backlash symphony reviews
Sakura is sent to a tiny village in need of medical help after the death of her husband, Kakashi. The Akatsuki attack, taking control of everything. Due to her reputation, she is forced to help the Akatsuki. More specifically, Kisame.ItaSakuKis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,004 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 4,676 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,854 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime and the Autobots fall into a trap made by the Decepticons, only that the whole thing has effected them all. Now some of the Autobots and Decepticons can't even hear, see or speak. But the leader of Optimus Prime has got it bad, very bad...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
For Love of the Game by Kenya Starflight reviews
Third of four TransformersHarry Potter crossovers. When the Quiddich World Cup is cancelled due to the war with Voldemort, Fred and George talk the Transformers into holding their own Quiddich match. Big mistake...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
The Bomber's Heir by Aurifex reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tolerance by JediRose13 reviews
John Keller watches as Will Lennox gets fed up with clueless politicians and two solid days of pointless meetings. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Bad Spirits! by Gaereth reviews
Sousuke Aizen murdered the Central 46, took over the Espada, and plans to depose the Spirit King. But why? For himself? Or is there someone behind the scenes whom he serves? But who? Why? Read and find out! BWOHAHAHAHA!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Hide and Seek by Shini-666 reviews
Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
To what subservience leads by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1 Sequel to In what obedience lies. Megatron understood that there was a way to keep Starscream loyal to him. But what if both 'bots become confused about the differences which exists between obedience, subservience and love? Ch.7: Concessions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Observations by 20 Thousand Leagues reviews
Hyorinmaru makes observations. Hitsugaya suffers, but gains a whole new prospective on the Gotei 13. As advised by my reviewers, a warning: Do not read while consuming beverages. Especially ones that will make your keyboard sticky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Feel the Music by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
The Gemini Project by kremesch reviews
[RenoXRufus][Turks][Yaoi][third person POV] Sequel to The Dance of the Macabre. Not enough space to summarize properly. Please check first chapter for better summary. UNDER REVISION.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 234,542 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Replacement by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007movie: Optimus Prime, Scorponok and Christmas music. Somewhere, some higher being is laughing...oneshot
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Scorponok, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers by Cella N reviews
She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Every Man's Fantasy? by peppermint quartz reviews
This could NOT be happening. All Renji wanted was to make his weekly report, take a shower and return to the human world. Now he'll settle for a place to hide until the insanity possessing Soul Society passes... changed to Mrating after some thought
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Everything happens for a reason by xOxx reviews
COMPLETE! James has loved Lily Evans since the first day he set eyes on her. Lily has never returned these feelings. However when a switching spell gone wrong causes Lily to swap bodies with James's best friend, she is forced to spend time with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,036 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 208 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by TheShadowCat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Akatsuki: Babisitting chaos by Shadow Priesstes reviews
After a failed try to capture Naruto the Akatsuki were hit except two members by a strange jutsu performed by Tsunade. On the next morning stand Deidara and Itachi in front of a little problem or to put it better eight little problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Bleach: Summer Vacation by cocoamint reviews
All right everyone is on a vacation to Hawaii! Many things can happen. PLEASE REVIEW! Almost ALL the pairings. PLEASE READ. Chapter 8 and a notice is up! Skip chapter 1, it's kind of boring. First fanfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Parental Notice by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie Bumblebee finds he won't be answering only to Optimus Prime for Sam's safety. Post Mission City. Bumblebee, Sam, and Ron Witwicky. Now featuring chapter 2: Judy's view of things.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Judy W., Ron W. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
The Master Plan by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1 The Autobots develop a plan to capture Soundwave and interrogate him about a potential Decepticon threat that endangers planet Earth. How will they deal with their silent and emotionless prisoner? Rated for torture and mild coarse language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Hook Man by Sakon76 reviews
[G1] The natives introduce the Autobots to that finest of human traditions... stories told around a campfire. Written for the ProwlxJazz livejournal community's October challenge 'Folk Lore or Fairy Tale or Urban Legend' prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
Crayons by Dreamchylde reviews
Mischief and mayhem all tucked inside a little box! Who knew the Autobots had such artistic talent and dry wit among them! As seen from Rachel's POV, humorous side story from 'Thrown'. Cute, fluffy, funny and a bag of microchips!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
The Insanity that is the Akatsuki by tsubakitea reviews
The Akatsuki: fearless, murderers, shadows. However, if anyone ever survives what REALLY goes on, they'll live to kill another day. Rated for Hidan swearing and some testy situations. Pure CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U.
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Flower Man by Big-Babidi reviews
Zaraki never enjoyed being lost during emergencies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Waltz Wash by Autumn L reviews
Movie'07. Silly fluff. It's bath time for Ironhide after a muddy mission and he's up against a very determined Chromia with a fire hose. He'll try to dance his way out of it! Who will win? Who will lose? Will either of them be clean when it's over?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Turning a Blind Eye by Okami-chan reviews
G1. Ratchet confronts Hot Spot over a piece of information that should have been mentioned some time ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ratchet, Hot Spot - Complete
Starscream's Envy by Kenya Starflight reviews
Side chapter to Thundercracker's Glory, written as a request. Starscream is not happy about the newest arrival on the Nemesis... but why?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Hatchet Appeal by Red Wasabi reviews
Ever wondered why Sunstreaker seems to constantly be injuring himself? I think I know why...M for later Chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Just a Game by Esa MaRie reviews
Alternative universe–Start is almost the same as the anime but 2 yrs earlier. After Sai had defeated Akira during their 1st encounter, Hikaru pulled himself out of the Go world. The only thing that kept him in touch is the internet & an unknown Go salon..
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,133 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Question Time, Nanao Chan by C.Queen reviews
Captain Kyoraku is surprised when his very drunk vice captain wanders into their office late one night. Seeing a golden opportunity Shunsui has all sorts of questions for her, the answers coming as big surprises to him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Allergies and Duct Tape by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Like This by sharingank reviews
Deidara would be so easy to break. TobiDei. Contains spoilers if you haven't kept up in the manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Dating the Devil by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. He's just the leader of an allboy clique, she's just a girl looking for the upper hand. Obviously, a relationship between the two of them would be the last thing on their minds. Unless there was a gain. Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Operation P by Heliotropic reviews
Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Puppies! by Greenzaku reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Walls by Cyndi reviews
His face plate had been a wall between him and the world for millennia. It let him hide his emotions. Without it, he felt naked and exposed. Megatron would see everything... OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Anything can happen in a seeker s night off by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Skywarp decides to take a night off and takes Thundercracker to an Autobot s tavern to have some drinks. There they will find unfriendly faces and will be involved in weird situations. My personal tribute to this beloved pair of seekers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
The Other Half by Sabrina Empress of Insanity reviews
Easy conversation is harder than people think...the friendship Syuichiro Oishi and Eiji Kikumaru share is definitely one of a kind. But it is just the magic that is the Golden Pair...or something more?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,680 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Kikumaru E., Oishi S. - Complete
Reliance by Mephiles reviews
After catching the Nibi, Kakuzu and Hidan set forth towards the Fire Country. Before they get their though an incident forces them to make a detour, and the antagonistic pair of Akatsuki must learn to cooperate if they are to survive. Not HidanXKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Little Brother by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Beltane by Cyndi reviews
Every hundred years, good and evil share a phenomenal celestial exchange. UnicronxPrimus SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Unicron - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Lonely by RuneNeko reviews
Naruto at the tender age of 3, left Konohagakure at the request of the Kyuubi. Now, with power beyond most, he returns to Konoha to... teach? With a fangirl, an obsessive snake, and a power hungry organization after him, what is Naruto to do? NaruXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,939 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Day By Day With DeiDei by shilhouette68 reviews
Three months after his senpai's death, Tobi wandered inside Deidara's now empty room. Turns out, it wasn't as empty as he thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
The Dawn of the Red Family by zopponde reviews
[Rated for spoilers, language, sexual implications, and later nonstraight pairings] Why Tobi chose that day, nobody would ever know, but there he was, crawling across the breakfast table to tell Leader good morning...but, what did Tobi call him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
From Sunrise to Sunset by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
Who has spent the night in Renji's bed? A full scale investigation is launched by the clueless redhead. Renji x ? Set after the s.s arc. No spoilers, but guy x guy. Nothing too risky, just implied.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Renji A.
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Tension by abby-sarajane reviews
ShinRa politics is only slightly less complicated than the relationships of its Turks. Rufus sits back and watches the fireworks from the best seat in the house. TsengElena, RenoRude. Rating for language and mild sexual situations. PostAC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,649 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
His Freedom by Simply Kim reviews
COMPLETE It was a known fact among the people around Byakuya that he was waiting for someone. And it probably registered on everyone’s mind that he looked positively disappointed when he saw the new visitors he had while in sick bed didn’t include someone
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Possession by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Double the Fun by Kenya Starflight reviews
Follow up to Four's a Crowd. Prime grants Fred Weasley sanctuary aboard the Ark, while Megatron holds George Weasley hostage. Neither of them know what they're getting into, do they?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
Fever by AngolMoaChan reviews
Deidara REALLY hated the cold. [DeiTobi fluff fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Second Chance by Macx reviews
moviefic When Simmons first created and then killed the Nokiabot in Sector Seven's lab, he believed it to be dead. Ratchet saved it, but does it have a future? Ratchet, Will Lennox, Nokiabot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Captain Lennox - Complete
Predator by Macx reviews
moviefic No. 8 for Imperfection. Barricade is bored... beware the bored bad ass...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Akatsuki High School Year Books by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader has been doing some cleaning and he's found some year books that belong to Akatsuki. He gives them to Hidan to take with him but what happens when everyone begins to go through the year books? Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Dedications for the dead by UrKid reviews
Hidan kills for the people who have been killed in his life [slight KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hidan - Complete
To the Future by kamitori reviews
“Ne, Ulquiorra, what do you see yourself doing in the future?” It started out with a simple question. Why can't the woman ever keep her curiosity at bay? Why can't she control her emotions? UlquiOri, bit of IchiHime, hint of IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
needful by Mostly Harmless III reviews
A twisted serial killer chooses a new play toy: the detective in charge of his case. Detective Nicholas D. Wolfwood hunts the killer, but his own dark past surfaces to haunt him. SLASH, AU, adult themes, sexual content, strong language.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 278,777 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
The Dangers of Cooking by Overlyinspired reviews
Deidara scorches himself cooking and Sasori helps him with the burns..........I couldn't really think of a summary. SasoDei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rhythm & Hues: Carry on Dancing by Okami-chan reviews
Bluestreak stumbles across two unexpected femmes and brings them to the Ark. Warning for implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
What Women Want by spiritofthefaerie reviews
A potions accident leaves Harry in a very peculiar position. Everywhere he goes, he can hear the thoughts of the castle's females. When Harry learns something about his bestfriend, can he help her through it? And what effect will it have on his own life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The One Who Was Immortal by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan had always known he was different... My take on how Hidan's past might have been like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hidan
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want a very powerful unit to kick ass? Get the ITACHI UCHIHA unit, and come look in the manual for its uses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
One to Waltz by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. The Autobots and the Decepticons are out to find a Minicon in the forest. The Minicon is out to avoid this. NOTE: Old!fic. Reuploading chapters, nothing to see here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/20/2004
Cat Therapy by Icefoxer reviews
Ulquiorra walks in on Orihime and Grimjow Pairings: GrimmHime Rated T for Grimmys potty mouth and suggestive themes. [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
What We are Worth by Orochimaru-han reviews
A series of one shots centering around Szayel Aporro Grantz, Il Forte Grantz, and Cirucci Thunderwitch dealing with the twisted triangle of using and being used to confirm their own worth and existence as Arrancar. Co written with Raigekijin Lots of sex
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
ZKFC by lazy-bug-artist reviews
Zetsu and Kisame come up with the idea for the ZKFC. Come join today!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Heart to Heart by PhoenixClaw reviews
Ever wonder what being the unofficial leader of a band of nut jobs and misfits does on the psyche? Of course you have! Please enjoy this brief glimpse into the life and times of one of the newest pairings to grace the 'Naruto' universe. [PeinBlue Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Better Than Me by Hakanaki reviews
Aizen does regret some things, even if Gin doesn't seem to. After all, she tasted and smelled like innocence. AizenGin, implied AizenHinamori and GinKira
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Nindo by James Ray Edwards reviews
[AU]The Idiot's Guide to Nindo: Guaranteed to turn any No Talent, Number One Unpredictable Ninja, Loser into a Genius of all affairs, or your money back guaranteed! It's so easy, even a Naruto can do it! ...What the HECK is this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,034 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU by Harlot of Loyola reviews
SLASH. Starscream x ...... nope, not Skyfire. Thanks to Wheeljack's latest invention, Starscream is stuck in altmode. How's a jet supposed to cope! Warning: attempts at humour and n00b alert. Some noncanon errors
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Never Mess With An Uchiha by Darkfire75 reviews
ItachiDeidaraHidan. “You’re such a gothic Lolita, redeye,” Hidan sneered. “I had no idea.” Yes, I did go there XD Chapter 2 added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Heat by Shuriken to the face reviews
Takes place after Akatsuki at the Seaside. Rating is there for a reason. Onesided Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cellmates by Jameson reviews
G1 oneshot complete. An Autobot and a Decepticon are trapped together in the wake of a warzone. Readers must learn with them who they are and how their unlikely teamwork might provide hope for escape from their long, dark, lonely prison. No OCs
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Starscream: Babysitter Extraordinaire by sonofwolf reviews
Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots...our favorite twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Quality Time by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan wants to know what Uchiha Itachi tastes like, seriously. ItachiHidan ItachiDeidaraHidan Graphic content sort of. Do not read if you don't like yaoi. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Blue Carpet by Jason M. Lee reviews
Autobots and Decepticons at the premiere of their movie in the US. Mild spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Art Appreciation by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lessons in Survival by Gryvon reviews
Sequel to "Levels of Torture" and "Lies of Resistance". Aizen's been watching his captive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2007 - [S. Aizen, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flower of the Akatsuki by xMangekyoux reviews
The only girl of the Akatsuki finds herself wondering how she can put up with the nine men that she lives with every day and thinks about what she likes and dislikes of each guy. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Shaitanah reviews
Postwar. Harry, an Auror in training, tries to deal with the consequences of the Final Battle as he interrogates Voldemort who is a prisoner in his own dream world. The more Harry gets to know his former archnemesis, the more he questions himself. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Vasto Lorde by kirinelf reviews
This is a Bleach fanfic that I wrote for a competition I was going for in a forum. I kinda made a 21 page story out, so... OneShot. Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Beginning of a true partnership by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
The meeting, the first mission, the first time together. [KakuHida] Minor: [TheLeaderxOC] yaoi. WARNING: LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Sincerely Me by XxHot92xX reviews
Forget insomnia pills, Tobi has a newfangled way of curing sleepless nights. [Tobito theory implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Golden Vanity by LadyJanelly reviews
For vanity's sake, Glorfindel falls to the Balrog. What happens when an elf, reborn, finds himself less than he was. Glorfindel Erestor Slash. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Don't Lubricate on the Human by Old Northerner reviews
After 2007 movie Agent Simmons decides to get revenge for Bumblebee lubricating on him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Kisame, the Leaf Ninja by Nekotsume reviews
The infamous Hoshigaki Kisame has ended up in the side of the angels...or at least one particular blonde shinobi. This new life will be difficult, but maybe he can do something to enjoy it... Yaoi, Crack Pairing, KisaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Kisame H., Naruto U.
Cause of Death: Love by SchizophrenicRacoon reviews
Deidara is horrified when Zetsu and Tobi show him Sasori's body... But he gets a suprise... Sasodei. Rated T. Contains Shounen Ai and implied Yaoi. You have been warned! My first fanfic ever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It's not funny by Tempest2004 reviews
[G1] What can I say? Old hydraulics and older Transformers. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007
Koi by Asuto Hotaru reviews
Deidara is in love with his partner Sasori, but other than a 'kinda' kiss while watching the koi fish, nothing has happened, or ever will, as Deidara sees it. Someone else steps in to change that. ONESHOT SasoDei, other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Business As Usual by MorganEAshton reviews
The prequel to White Flag, chronicling Reno and Rufus' relationship from Reno's admission to the Turks to the point of Weapon's attack on Midgar. Runo: RenoXRufus. Citrus: Grapefruit OR LemonLime. Now Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 143,179 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Deidara the Avenger by Un.Kailsy.Yeah reviews
Just a sequal to Wishes. I thought I should continue :] T for..language? Well I may change it later. Disclaimer ahead of time: Me no own Naruto [:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Deidara
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
When Root Canals Go Wrong by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Dear Interceptor by cccpirate reviews
Stark learns things about Lilynet. Lilynet learns that Stark is an ass. Aaroniero gets a fishbowl. [Oneshot, written for June's flashfic challenge on Livejournal. Contains spoilers up to the current arc]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Infiltration by moonatik reviews
HanzoYukimura. Sorry but these guys need a fic. Rated M for future chapters. COMPLETE
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Linali's problem by Saya-Sama reviews
Linali's got a problem. while she is surrounded by rather attractive guys, she cant tell who's gay and who's straight! luckly....Big Brother Komui is here to help.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Lenalee Lee - Complete
99 Problems with a few Points of Authority by BrolyFTMFW reviews
Oh yah...ask Aizen and he will answer...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - S. Aizen
Most People by Atra Aduro reviews
Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Justice Is Blind by Touda reviews
What was Aizen thinking when he asked Tousen to join him in his little endeavor? Angst, AU, slight shonenai suggestion, corruption
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - S. Aizen, Tousen K. - Complete
Next! by Franchise reviews
Wanted Immediately: Three individuals to serve as division captains for Soul Society. Must be smart, powerful and have some level of actual competence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Embrace by Akira.Sora reviews
After the previous events from being kidnapped, Tenten's loyalty to her village seems to be vanishing. Neji and two Anbu find Tenten. As the Anbu and Akatsuki fight, Tenten makes a decision that changes the direction of her life. DeidaraTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Deidara, Tenten
Four's a Crowd by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1, Harry Potter crossover. Bored Weasley twins and bored Lamborghini twins meeting by chance in London is a recipe for chaos. Muggles and Decepticons beware...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
The Vision Quartet by Ddriana reviews
Kakashi, Tobi, Deidara, Itachi. These four drabbles go together, so I chose to keep them separate from the other Naruto drabbles. It's always the left eye with Kishimoto, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Word On The Grapevine by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
If the only thing interesting enough to gossip about is Kuchiki Byakuya's lovelife, then Soul Society is obviously in desperate need of a new revenue of entertainment. At this rate, someone's going to be killed in no time...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Bad Boy by Angelsaurus reviews
After his capture, Aizen receives the unusual sentence of being returned to a 5 year old child. Now Momo is in charge of caring for an inexplicably naughty little Captain. Can she raise him up right? Or will someone unsavory get their hands on him first?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,312 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie by Sheo Darren reviews
...is obviously not as easy as it sounds. Especially if you're one Kurosaki Ichigo. Humor fic. Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Remember by Red River reviews
I remember. Not much, really. It's been a long twenty years. Magoichi introspective, first person oneshot. Magoichi and Hideyoshi friendship fic.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Magoichi S., Hideyoshi T. - Complete
Twinning by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] All twins are NOT the same...or are they? The twins try to deny the comparison to their counterparts. Short and sweet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2007
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Respects by VoucherMono reviews
Deidara goes to pay his respects to his Danna. Drabble, non yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ghost Jets by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Scooby Doo. Mystery Inc. gets more than they bargained for when they investigate a haunted power plant. Oneshot, G1. No, I'm not on drugs, thanks for asking...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Megatron, Fred - Complete
Brother by Epona Harper reviews
The word has a slightly different meaning for Autobots...and sometimes taking care of your brother is gonna tick him off royaly. A oneshot set somewhere between season 2 and 3 of the G1 cartoon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Solstice by Pernshinigami reviews
Spring solstice in Seireitei, the sakura are blooming, Ikkaku's been promoted, and Yumichika's feeling frisky...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Outside of The Illusion by ginousuke reviews
Aizen Sousuke and his two subordinates killed all the members of Chamber 46, and disguised as them in order to possess the Hyougoku which was hidden inside Kuchiki Rukia's soul. This is Soul Society arc from Aizen and co.'s perspective.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
The Dance of the Macabre by kremesch reviews
RenoXRufus Turks Yaoi Reno POV Takes place after Advent Children. Some reminiscences from the game as well as the movie. Too complex to summarize properly in this limited space. Please check first chapter for better summary. Satus: COMPLETED.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 393,353 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Strength by Hellsfirescythe reviews
Being human, Spike gets a much different venue of peering into a Cybertronian’s personality. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
A Secret Unlit Room by Kaesteranya reviews
And, at last, General Cross decides to come home. [Cross x Komui]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007
Ecdysis Star by M.D2ne reviews
G1: Starscream has a secret carefully hidden away from the Decepticons and Transformers alike, until Megatron suspects him with the help of Soundwave. Will he be able to bear the brunt of the consequences that follow? Epilogue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,503 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Making the Best Of Any Situation by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yumichika’s chilling report regarding Ikkaku’s fight with Edorad comes back to haunt them both.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Waiting for Ravage by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, preEarth - Megatron and Starscream wait for the moment to attack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sacanagem by gunned reviews
His vision blurry, the movements of the body situated in his lap were slow and smooth, the expanse of skin down between rolled up sleeves and white gloves made him think of cocoa powder and milk poured and hardened on bone. CrossTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Cross Marian, Tyki Mikk - Complete
You're an Idiot and Here's Why by Senko Wakimarin reviews
A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Rebirth and Redemption by TwilightElegy reviews
[renoxrufus] yaoi pairing bw reno and rufus. Post AC, reno and rufus are both depressed. also involvves Dirge of C. stuff. DISCONTINUED AT PRESENT: Apologies to all!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Reno, Rufus
Catchphrase by Sleeper1519 reviews
[Slight KakuxHidan] Kakuzu's money obsession is not the only thing that annoys the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hidan - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
The Job Hunt by Touda reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya's is now up! A series of oneshots based on the circulating pictures of the Gotei 13 members in real world clothing. Yaoi, het, lemon, humour, etc. Read each chapter disclaimer for individual details.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Prelude to Separation by Piru-tan
[Suikoden I,II,III] The year is I.S. 463. An unexpected visitor interrupts a Silverberg holiday dinner, and Albert and Caesar bake cookies. Written as part of the 2006 Suikoden Christmas Fanworks Exchange on LiveJournal.
Suikoden - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Little Black Book by Ibuprofenne reviews
Reno leaves his 'private' little diary in the break room. COMPLETED! MOOHAHA! I'M BACK!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Autobot Angels by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,TF:TM A novella of the Autobot dead who did not go gently into that good night, nor rested quietly while their friends fought so desperately for Autobot City.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Of White Eyes and Clay Birds by Naruyaoi reviews
Deidara finds himself bored during a wedding between Hyuuga Hinata and the Akatsuki's Uchiha Itachi. Who does he find to aliviate his boredom but the untouchable Hyuuga Neji. Shonen aiYaoi warning. ItachiHinata NejiDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Deidara, Neji H.
Humiliating Rejection, Awkward Recovery by xrioshu reviews
After Okuni runs off with Goemon, Magoichi and Keiji are left alone and rejected. Humorous mocking turns into a very awkward moment between them...slight KeijixMagoichi, oneshot, rated for language. R&R please!
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7685 - Favs: 10,321 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Journal of a hotel manager by Setus reviews
This is a five star hotel. And what do you expect? Of course it’s good service, comfy beds, delicious food and great rooms. And managing such a hotel can be trouble, especially when this group of people wearing black and white walked in. This is my story.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
13 Crayons by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Yachiru has 13 crayons, each of a different colour, and with these 13 crayons, she'll use them on the 10 portraits...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Twostroke by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
The House Of Horror by Akatsukilover2010 reviews
It's Halloween night and the Rookie 9, The Sand Siblings, Team Gai, and Akatsuki want some candy! When Zetsu makes a horrible choice for TrickorTreating, all their lives will be at risk as one by one in the haunted house...they vanish. NxH SxS SxI NxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Later that Night by Snowpixie81 reviews
Sequel to Night at the Movies. What happens after Leon stays over for the night? Read to find out. LeonXD.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Privileged Positions by Cella N reviews
Hitsugaya finally experiences a growth spurt. Yet, still no respect. HITSUGAYA. MATSUMOTO. On how tall or short doesn’t matter when it comes to oxygen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Fireworks and Festivals by Veleum reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Birds and the Bumblebees by The Original Marisa reviews
ONESHOT! When Spike loses something important, Bumblebee decides to be a good friend and help him find it. Too bad he doesn't have a clue what to look for!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
World's Best Assassin by Pat Squared reviews
What happens to Ron Stoppable after he enters Global Justice? Because no one seems to remember his name, Ron is the perfect spy. What happens when Ron's role start taking over his life? Rated M for violence, death, language, and sexual references.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Ghost Jets by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 There are stories Air Force and Navy pilots tell on Halloween and many other dark nights about the ghost jets that fly on moonlit nights, jets no plane can catch, no radar illuminate, no heatseeker track. Here's a few of those tales.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Ground Zero by The Dream Whisperer reviews
‘Reno had once said that Rufus had a way of talking that made every single word seem like a proposition.’ Rufuscentric. RufusEveryone, RufusTseng. Spoilers for Advent Children. Before Crisis does not apply.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rufus - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Meant No Harm by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]First Aid realizes that being too protective can sometimes do more harm than good... Rated for First AidxSunstreaker slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
The Greater Good by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
While excavating the ruins of the Ark, Hot Rod and Kup stumble across a dark secret from the Ark crew's past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,148 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Hot Rod, Kup - Complete
Lament of Winter by Crystal Shekeira reviews
G1. PostTFTM. Companion to Lament of the Sun. Rodimus Prime faces a difficult decision: honor the request of the Ark warriors or bend to the opinions of his closest friends.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Cold Ride In by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,TFTM Astrotrain & Blitzwing share prebattle nerves and thoughts as they ride the shuttle to Autobot City.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Blitzwing, Astrotrain - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Opposites by Veleum reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are Opposites.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Byakuya's PSP by TheShamanMaster reviews
It's Saturday, and Byakuya decides to have a little fun with the PSP that Renji gave him. [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 437 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Fine Art by animedragongirl reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Straw Hat nine drabbles by debbiechan reviews
Characters: Ishida, Orihime, Matsumoto, Shunsui, Hirako, Hiyori, Ulquiorra, Luppi, Aizen, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Rukia, Tatsuki.Warnings: one drabble contains mild reference to yaoi, another to erotic spanking, another contains specific spoiler for chapter 235
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Link: Snake and Fox by flammabellum reviews
[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Afterhours by domino.dice reviews
A series of vignettes on Reno and Rufus' relationship. Rated for mm activities and swearing no doubt. Ch.4... six months after the Diamond WEAPON. Ch.5... seeing things
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Rufus, Reno
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by K'Arthur reviews
[Pre Suikoden I] The Emperor's hanging gardens provide refuge a distraught woman...if she can tolerate the other person who went there to escape.
Suikoden - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Stunticon Rally by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Transformers x BtVS The Stunticons join an outlaw crosscountry road rally, and Dead End kidnaps Spike to be his driver. No, not Sparkplug's son Spike. That other guy named Spike...the one from Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Spike, Dead End - Complete
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your sensei is Sasori! reviews
What if instead of Baki the sand sibs got Sasori for a sensei, what would change what would stay the same? Has Gaara, Sasori, Baki, Temari and the fourth Kazekage, Orochimaru and lots more. A filck for lesser known characters in canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,081 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasori, Gaara
Introducing ZARAKI STRENGTH hairwax reviews
Thought i might try something different and this was the result.A humour filck telling you the secrets of Zaraki Kenpachi's hairwax, contains slight Ikkaku and Mayuri bashing if you look. There's also a challenge involve.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - K. Zaraki
what lies behind the mask reviews
Deidara survives his sucide attempt and wakes up to a very different Tobi. Has yaoi in it and Tobi being veery evil. Contains a bit of OOC. Contain a slight PeinxKonan pairing. Tobixdei guess which Tobi is it? Sorry it too so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
the bats are pooping reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
NarutoxBleach Xovers the amazing race reviews
The usual amazing race with a twist,Naruto charactors and bleach characters may work together or try to kill each other,no yaoi full, full of choices for charactor you have never seen next together,right now accepting votes for teams, bashings,lots more..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
fun with Helium reviews
Do not use Helium in a place full of Sranked criminals...really. Involving Deidara, Hidan, Tobi and Pein. Oneshot. Rated for words that are used to keep in charactor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
Espada Quiz reviews
A quiz designed to see whenever you can be a member of the Espada, rated for humour and extreme evilness on Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Do not underestimate the power of Emo reviews
When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Challenge accepted: flowers of her past reviews
Tobi asks why she always have the same flower in her hair. IceCrome's challenge for a [PeinBlue] filck.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Emo power reviews
Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Wash it NOW ! reviews
The washing machine has broken down and Tobi is not around to do the laundry, rated T for a few swear words.All of the akatsuki's involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki's bad acting reviews
Akatsuki's playing sleeping beauty only problem is they can't act for nuts. Script is written by a little deixTobi and a little ZetxHid no yaoi but lots of humour. I tried to put in their real personalities in it. No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Hidan - Complete