A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

How do you begin again? Dusk and dawn, and the long night in between. M for language.

It cannot be, this bond between you. It cannot, but it is and acknowledging it for the first time makes it burn all the brighter. HaurchefantxWoL.

Ga'vik snorted, "Don't worry, they rarely bite. Their teeth are mostly dull, like yours." He flashed his own sharp canines playfully at Eikahe, but the tauren was still gazing steadily at the human. ****AU, because I'm not really a stickler for details. M/F Troll/Human when things get rolling. Oh... are you into that sort of thing, too?****

They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.

The orcs peered at her for a moment, rough faces entirely unreadable.They gestured at her with their thick hands or weapons. In their loud bouts of orchish, Meviahd caught the word 'ogar'. 'Kill.' Her stomach rose into the back of her throat again.

No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Kidnapped and feeling oddly repetitive, Kagome begins thinking Bankotsu's eyes look like lollypops... and it's sort of making her hungry.

For Zin, there was not much left in life to appreciate, to excite, to love; but when he comes across the Diary of a Human woman, he finds his interests peaked in more ways than one. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

Wheatley watches Chell tinker with a computer.

Step away from her. This is not your place. She was his savior. Juugo. Sakura. This was not meant to be.

The story of a Forsaken mage who's faced with a difficult choice when he stumbles over a very old friend of his in the heart of the Undercity... if he wasn't worthy of her love 8 years ago, how can he be worthy of it now?

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Vaan tells me I should keep a diary, so I am. He swears this is going to make us filthy rich someday, because apparently my work pays for his lunch. Unfortunately, most times it does.

Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.

A snap decision sends two enemies across Kalimdor; tied by mixed loyalties, pursued by a vengeful Forsaken, and lost in a world of bitter rivalry. It is fortune when two separate paths cross once - but what is it when they cross twice?

Heather x Valtiel Adult content. Heather gives BIRTH but GOD remains.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

He's bleeding out, and for the life of her, she doesn't know what to do. Confessions in all the wrong places. BI-SHOT. Contains CITRUS. NaruSaku

What is at first a small gathering of friends for a surprise birthday party quickly careens out of control into the realm of the surreal. Witness the horror of bikinis, wedding cakes, expensive champagne, and cheap strippers. Yamato and Sakura.

Altair found some hash.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

Weaknesses are often seen as objects of desire, where as they are a feature of someone's character regarded as unfavourable.

There was once a girl in love with a youkai boy ... What If Kagome had met Kouga first?

The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.

Yuna goes to Bevelle. What she finds there is not what she had expected. [BxY]

“I am Quetzalcoatl’s hunger.” Altair is the lonely pilgrim, but there's blood on his robe and sin is always hungry, and somehow, he's not sure if any of them will ever leave this alive. In the back of his mind, Desmond finds slow insanity.

There are times where I should just keep my mouth shut...

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

RE4 - In this heart of darkness, two lights collide.

Glitch x DG. “You're betrothed, darling.” Relationships, promises, and why neither seem to go quite as planned. Oh, there's no place like home.

In her dying moments, Konan contemplates her life and the life of her pink haired captor [And they were not so different]. There is no great tragedy in her death, except that she could die this way...

Valtiel needs to gain a little help from an old friend, but he doubts how well Pyramid Head will react. Some old wounds still sting, and contempt is something not easily banished.

For a man who believed in brevity, his journey and his end were fitting. [Deidara drabble. Implied pairing.]

The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former labexperiment, and one former massmurderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO.

It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.

In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.

[Tres x Esther] We learn best what we teach.

Because you can't feel anything in outer space and its nice to pretend, even if it's just for a little bit, even if it is just a lie, that you don't hurt any more. SugetsuxSakura

[OneShot] Because she was tired of waiting and he was tired of resisting. BalthierxPenelo. Slight spoilers.

onesided ShigureTohru. [He is no prince.] Drabble.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

For no dark will is stronger than the blind moon, so had said the Cheshire Cat. With only the lunar eclipse to guide them, a young girl, her kidnapper, and a strange dog find themselves writing the story of their own adventure. [AxelxKairi]

It was a crime of passion. [AxelKairi]

Esther suffers insomnia on the trip away from her only home, but finds comfort in her foolish guardians. Manga. TresEstherAbel.

[oneshot] Penelo has a crush. He just doesn’t get the hint.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[Complete] From beginning to end, the history of a long and winding relationship. Tifa x Cid.

[Implied Penelo x Balthier] Penelo always seeks the comfort of his siken sheets, always longing to lose her innocence repeatedly in his arms. He's just glad to fulfill her tainted wishes.

Oh, the experiences of having the first child. A drabble series. NaruSaku

When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.

Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.

She hates his name. — Persephone centric. Hades/Persephone. Poem.

[Alphia] Haunted by his dark past, Albel battles to admit his deep emotions for Sophia, while she struggles to let go of the life she has always known. But Fayt, it seems, seeks to tear them apart...

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

Shin Megami Tensei: DDS2 It is the look of DDS2 from Heat and Sera's end instead of Serph's. Follows general plot. Major changes in ending. MAJOR GAME SPOILERS! PAIRING: Heat x Sera. WARNING: LEMON, OC, LANGUAGE COMPLETE!

Sousuke. Kaname. On the couch. In the dark. Tumescence. [Oneshot]

Most people don't get greeted randomly on the street, but when they are, the greeter either waves or says 'Hi'. Jack kicks people in the shin. What do the people do about this? Why, form an angry mob of course.

ShikaSaku. Oneshot. Forty years in 1000 words.

Everybody has something that comforts them. Ashley Graham mumbles as she runs, breathless and afraid. All the while, Leon listens. [RE4]

She shines in a world full of ugliness. Mono and Wander's backstory.

Takes place during the time when Serph and the others are on the ship. Just a cute little story about Heat and Sera at the new hideout.

OneShot. MugenxFuu. Mugen gets unspeakably drunk. So what else is new? Well, this time, Fuu is the one who has to deal with him. Or, rather, her breasts have to deal with him.

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga A short, inconclusive character study of Cielo. Even though he was dealt a bad hand, he plays his cards right.

faytsophia. Years later, Fayt still can't let go.

When Fuu was five, men became the source of all her problems. And it appeared that now, at fifteen, they still were. FM, FJ, JS implied.

Bashers plan to get rid of Sophia. The result is not what they expected to receive. NOT for Sophia bashers.

Mugen n' Fuu trapped in a well. Er... it's better than it sounds. MugenXFuu

Durring spring cleaning, Trish uncovers a couple of things Dante would just as soon have left in boxes.

After the battle with Naraku, a death leaves Kagome with some unexpected obligations.

One day they'll stop running and finally accept life for what it is. Simple moments of life hold the key to everything. Sakura and Gaara. Continued in About: Time, the sequel.

Just another day in the life of Mamori Anezaki, Diemon's manager. Slice of life focused on Mamori and Hiruma. Involves some conversation, bonding, guns, explosives, and expletives. Spoiler for anyone who hasn't read more than four volumes of the manga.

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]

Sleight of hand. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]

Episodes condensed into a short but hilarious and crazy commentary through the eyes of the audience and the author. *Latest update: Episodes 89 - 101*