Humor Queen Merchide bio
 Author has written 36 stories for Sailor Moon, Slayers, Tribe, Blue Seed, Gundam Wing/AC, and Inuyasha. Wow, apparently I hadn't updated my profile in four and a half years. XD I haven't had time to write anything since I started college, and now I'm working at DreamWorks Animation so I doubt I'll be able to get time soon. Maybe, I dunno. Anyways, I used to write (rather bad) humor fics, one of which I never finished uploaded on (Sailor Dorks, which actually has 12 chapters and is floating somewhere around the net I'm sure). I'm a huge fan of Slayers, Inuyasha (I still read the scanlations ever week), Bleach, and Blue Seed. |
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The Chaos Within by Silvershark reviews
Ten years after Slayers, Lina is beginning to find that there are some things that are more important than food and treasure. With the help of her friends, the Mazoku, and some Goldens, she'll find out exactly what she's looking for. LG, ZA, and eventually XL. In Progress.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,836 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Lina I., Xelloss M., OC
Winds of Change by JDKloosterman reviews
He's not really very different from Alex, really. Same cold eyes, same stern face. But he wasn't always like that, and it pains Tatiana to see him.
Last Exile - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Claus V., Tatiana W. - Complete
Loving You Too by Laa Chase reviews
A Lemon-Flavored 4th OVA. Two-Part One Shot revised on 3/17. /// Momiji finally turns 18. Her childish figure has long since been replaced with a woman’s physique, and Kusanagi can’t hold himself back anymore. He wants her.
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
New Skin, New Mission by ErekLich reviews
An unlikely alliance finds Zelgadis cure. But with armies poised to march on Seyrune, will a confused exchimera have time to learn to be human?
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G.
Setting Sun, Rising Moon by Jaina reviews
At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Held by Gomp reviews
War is looming while a mystery is consuming Edward's time. Has he finally become a dog of the military? With a vigorous will and utter devotion, Ed will try to conquer once more. Well, that is, if he doesn’t become a nut case first. Spoilers!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,711 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! reviews
- Chapter 6 finally up - Sesshomaru cringed. His manly, man’s man, masculine, testosterone-oozing, female-woozing body was now smelling of strawberries and kiwi with a delightful hint of plumaria.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Chartreuse Seed reviews
The second generation of the Blue Seed world is being challeneged by a new breed of Aragami. Can Momiji and Kusanagi's daughter be spared? And who will protect her? Chapter 8 now up
Blue Seed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
Kusanagi's New Apartment reviews
Omake! Omake! Omake! Kusanagi gets a new apartment from the government. However, when he's told to decorate, how do the women of the TAC handle the task?
Blue Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
InuYasha – The Condensed Commentary Version reviews
Episodes condensed into a short but hilarious and crazy commentary through the eyes of the audience and the author. *Latest update: Episodes 89 - 101*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003
The I Hate Kikyou Song reviews
"Everyone Loves Your Reincarnation" is the real title of the song, which is sung to the tune of "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera. If you're a Kikyou fan...well, I guess it's obvious you'll wanna skip this one over.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003
Boyfriends Don't Grow on Trees reviews
Omake! Omake! Omake! We all know that Kusanagi is part plant, but what's the rest of him made of? And what happens when you plant a strand of his hair? Momiji's quest for the answer!
Blue Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2/5/2003
What Are You Doing Here! reviews
Everyone comes to Kagome's time, whereupon hilarity ensues. Questions galore, a microwave accident, Sango's first time with a telephone, as well as the answer to the age-old question; what would Miroku do with the Internet?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2003
Murphy's Law reviews
Omake! Omake! Omake! A first date for a certain couple. What's the worst that can happen?
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003
That’s InuWasha To You, Pal! reviews
Ever wonder what happens when Inu-Yasha gets drunk? A bit OOC on Inu-Yasha's part, but when you're drunk, aren't you always?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2003
Sailor Dorks reviews
A parody of the show, it's pure humor, so if you wanna laugh till your sides ache, then this is the fic for you! R&R please. *CHAPTER 9 NOW UP!!!*
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
Ack, it’s due TOMORROW! reviews
Omake! Omake! Omake! Momiji is ready for her hot date with Kusanagi until she discovers a lost assignment. Will she get it done before their date? Will she get it done at all?!
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
Sake and Strippers reviews
Omake! Omake! Omake! It's a girls' night out, and anything goes, answering the age-old question, "How does Matsudaira act when she's drunk?"
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
Let's Play Barber! reviews
When Momiji finds out that Kusenagi is like the human version of a Chia Pet, what kind of insanity will ensue?
Blue Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2002
Haiku of a Gundam Pilot reviews
Gundam Wing characters summarized in slightly insane haiku's.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2002
Rebuilding reviews
Immediately after the defeat of Suzano-o, the TAC is under extreme scruitiny. With two-thirds of the city destroyed, where do you go for a first date? (Koume/Yaegashi)
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 10/4/2002
Kusenagi go BOOM! reviews
What happens when the TAC and Kusenagi get bored?
Blue Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2002
Run For Your Lives! reviews
Run for your lives, the Aragami are coming! AAAAAAAA!!! (a funny little spoof on Blue Seed)
Blue Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2002
Normalness Sucks! I’m Bored! Blue Seed 1399 reviews
*LAST CHAPTER UP* Larry the Leopard’s debut? Kusenagi’s teasing can get annoying! Blue Seed 1.399 – Romance and loose-ends tied up, the fun of the TAC without the invasion of your home
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 9/9/2002
My Interview with Hotaru reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? Lots of lamps and various non-sensical questions just for starters.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002
My Interview with Michiru reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? A perfect-girl blowout, just for starters!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2002
Storyboard reviews
Storyboard - How a Post-Apocalyptic Drama Involving Only Kids is Done. *The Revised Edition* More readable layout, more humor, edited, now includes Pride, and has more s4 stuff!
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002
My Interview with Haruka reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? Sweet sports cars and killing of the interviewer, just for starters.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2002
My Interview with Setsuna reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? With someone who's older than the human race, one would wonder.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2002
An Attempt to Selfishly Control Everything reviews
What do you get when you give the queen of humor the power to control the universe? Now with Part 2 up, Cephied doing the hula, and Xellos singing love songs, just to name a few.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002
My Interview With Reeny reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? When it comes to Reeny, anything goes! *Info on the new season of Sailor Moon in the author's notes*
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2002
A Stereotypical Two-Dimensional Fanfic by Us! reviews
Basically what the title says. This is pretty much 100% character bashing all around, but it's all in good fun. It's great for when you need a laugh!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/30/2002
My Interview With Mina reviews
What happens when you interview one of the cast from Sailor Moon? With Mina, you NEVER know.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2002
My Interview with Lita reviews
What happens when you do an interview with a character from Sailor Moon? Lots of insanity, that's for sure! Please R&R
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2002
My Interview With Raye reviews
What happens when you do an interview with a character from Sailor Moon? When dealing with a crazy Shinto priestess, you never know.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2002
My Interview with Amy reviews
What happens when you do an interview with a character from Sailor Moon? With the smartest one, time can only tell.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2002
My Interview with Serena reviews
What happens when you do an interview with a character from Sailor Moon? Total craziness when asked the right questions!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2002
A Bold Attempt to Selfishly Control Everything reviews
What happens when you give the queen of humor power over the universe? Serena falling in love with Chad and Raye beating up Darien, that's what!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2002
My Interview with Amelia reviews
What happens when you get Amelia started on justice? A bunch of strange analagies, that's for sure!
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/20/2002
My Interview with Zelgadiss reviews
How do you react when someone tells you that their favorite food is coffee? And what's Lina doing back here?
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/20/2002
My Interview with Gourry reviews
Hehe! Yet another installment of pure insanity! Gourry calling Lina flat wasn't one of his smarter moves, especially when it's on the record.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/18/2002
My Interview with Lina reviews
A cute little interview with Lina, the first installment here on FF.net for the My Interview (Slayers) series. Pure humor, craziness, and all around chaos!
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/17/2002
