Charon is a sabercat born on a distant planet in another universe who wears a blue retainer with sparkles. Check out my 's my fanart on Fanart Central. Mostly SD Gundam Force original characters now. Lots of requests and stuff from them.

Four pets. A pit bull/Catahoula mix, an orange mouse, a furry hooded rat, and a naked rat. Not to mention my grandparent's poodle. He thinks I make a good mattress.

I don't have lackys, muses, sidekicks, familiars, or any overused second voice that lets me crack jokes because I DON'T NEED ONE! I crack enough jokes by myself.

I haven't played a good videogame in ages, and it's starting to irk me.

Don't come and flame my stories, and I won't come and flame yours. And I will. I have thought about stooping that low.

The author known as FlikFreak is my best friend in the whole wide world! (waves to FlikFreak) HI, DOUBLE F! She's not much of a writer anymore, but her homepage leads to some of her blogs which, I admit, are pretty cool (if you're into the whole "blog" thing).

Homeschoolers rule, public schoolers drool (STILL).

Death to all child molestors. May they all rot in hell.

Okay, don't write me. I hate answering e-mails. That doesn't count you, Flikfreak. You're my best friend. I like to here from you.

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A while ago me and my friend Double F started "The Oblivious Twit's Club", a club dedicated to the people we thought were oblivious twits! Members of the club include:

Jack Skellington (the first member)

Squall Leon from Kingdom Hearts

Sora from Kingdom Hearts

Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.

Fox McCloud from Star Fox Adventures

Me... a lot.

More soon as members are added and Double F ribs me about the members I forgot!

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My friend Double F has quotes, so I'm gonna try quotes too!

"'I have a whistle, 'feefee'', I have a horn! BOM BOM! You're dead!" The great Dennis Leary, talking about how ticked off he is at people who ride bikes in New York.

"A bacon?" My brother, upon finding a plastic strip of bacon in a toy tool set he bought at a garage sale.

"GYO!" That's my mom after I snuck up on her one night. I didn't mean to, I'm just quiet. I am a saber cat, after all.

"You go this way, you go that way, where do I go?" "Don't tempt me." That's a quick line between Rinko and B-Bop from Butt Ugly Martians. That line made me laugh for weeks! It's just pushing the envelope on a kid's show! It's great!

"Uh..." A lot of people.

"Konka-doo-da." Not really a quote, I just overheard a friend of my dad's saying that was her daughter's imaginary friend's name.

"Hey, it's Alf!" That's me after seeing a commercial with Alf in it. Mom bought me a mug with Alf on it not long after that, and you know what I said? "Hey, it's Alf again!" On that note.

"TRON!" Whenever I see Tron, I yell "TRON!" Started during the commercial pre-run for Kingdom Hearts 2. Got my brother doin' it. It's a lot of fun.

"Look at this, Mom! I mean, they put on the guide that they're gonna play Swamp Critters (an old show I used to watch)and it's-it's Motorcross!" "Well, maybe it runs over a Swamp Critter." My mom, whacked out on drugs after a tooth surgery. Speaking of tooth surgeries...

"Mom, you can talk to me. They didn't numb my ears." This's me writing something to Mom after I had my wisdom teeth out. She wrote me something back after I wrote her a question, so I wrote her this.

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" Strong Bad, . You'll only get it if you've played Adventure on Atari, but it's still cool! Look for it!

"I have been given a special dispensation by authorities for the use of firearms in order to defend Neotopia. You will lay down your weapons and withdraw at once." That's Captain Gundam from SD Gundam. That show is soooo cool!

"What's the matter, dear? What're you afraid of?" "Christmas." That's my aunt and toddler cousin before they came inside my grandparents house for Christmas. Kid's afraid of dogs and Santa Claus, that's not right.

"Get down here, impertenent puppy! I'll show you what friendship is!" "You don't know the meaning of the word!" Background argueing between Zero and Bakunetsumaru on SD Gundam.

"By the look on your face, I can tell ye like the pipes, laddy." The Scottsman to Samurai Jack after playing some pretty bagpipe music. Can't believe some people don't like bagpipe music.

"I love you!" A lot of people, can mean a lot of different things, depends on who's saying it.

"Have you ever watched fishing on tv? That'll make you worry about yourself. You're sitting there and you go 'I'm watching fishing. I'm not even fishing, I'm watching fishing. Too lazy to fish. I'm TAPING fishing!' 'Hey, come on over, I got a fishing tape! NO, A NEW ONE!'" Brian Regan, he rules too.

"Take a dress from your dolly, put it on your tamale, what have you got? Dolly Tamale!" Brak from Brak Presents the Brak Show starring Brak! Brak!

"We are the Phillip, your nickel will be assimilated." That's my friend from school. She's a Trekkie and a fan of Fairly Oddparents. She has a pen name here, I'll post it as soon as I can remember it...

"Now if there are those who doubt the wordly significance of The Great Snake Massacre, there are also those who know that life's greatest joys are its minor triumphs. It is to this latter group that we dedicate that day in which the all-volunteer group of fearless snake slaughterers succeeded in beating senseless a battery cable from a '73 Pinto." -(still laughing as she reads this) Bloom County! Bloom County rules! You need to read some of this comic strip, man, it rocks!

"(to the tune of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star') A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Such a COOL guy from such a COOL movie.

"FEAR US, FOR WE ARE THE HAPPY MANIACAL CREW OF MEDIEVAL SPACE PIRATES! YARGH-ETH!" Those're my two friends from High School, Mare Serinitatis and the girl who said the nickel quote earlier in the quote list. Where did I put that paper with her name?...

"Fear us, for we are the happy maniacal crew of medieval SAMURAI space pirates! Yargh-eth-su!" That's me, adding to the quote of the high school friends Mare Serinitatis and the nickel quote girl.

"Happy World Land! Happy World Land! Where the fun never stops, and only 80 bucks a pop in beautiful Happy World Land!" GAAA-HAAA! The Happy World Land jingle from Tiny Toon Adventures' "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"! Can anybody say "Disneyland"?

"My cat smells like cat food."-Ralphy Wiggums from the Simpsons, requoted by my friend Fidget who I lost track of.

"Ohana means family, and family means 'no griping when you're told to do something or else get sent to your room without supper'."- This is a line Lilo thinks in a Lilo and Stitch fanfic I'm writing for myself; I have no intention of publishing it. The phrase rings so true.

"You know what I do to rats, don't ya?" My Paw Paw to Chuck E. Cheese to Chuck E. Cheese's. OF course, what did Chuckie do? Ran and hid! Give that guy a bonus, dude, he's doing his job right! (clap clap clap)

Okay, this quote needs a set-up to reach it's full potential. Senator John Kerry was lampooning Bush for proposing a tax cut that will crush small businesses or something like that (I was zoning out by now) when he says that George Bush owners a small-business timber company. What does George Bush say?- "I own a timber company? That's new to me! (turns to the moderator) Need any wood?"

"Every candle gets a free Grandma!" ... Momma. Don't ask.

"Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock. As in knock-knock jokes?" Momma again. I have no idea what 'knock-knock' means myself, but it still makes me laugh.

"(burp) I don't remember eating that!" Coop, Megas XLR. On the burping strain...

"(burp) Hot dog? When's the last time I had a (censored) hot dog? Oo, vintage!" "Ugh, dude!" Germaine and Foamy from . R rated site, no visiting unless mature of age or mind, thank you!

"Well, don't let the front door hit you when you're... stupid!" Brak. I LOVE BRAK! Brak Brak Brak Brak Brak Brak Brak Brak...

"Charon, how do you spell Mickey Mouse?" Mom. Now, this doesn't sound like a dumb quote until this little ditty runs through your head: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E...

"Magicians don't do the amazing, they dupe the amazable." That's just me being cynical. It made my dad laugh, so I put it up here.

"Her name can't be Angel because her collar has flames!" "(noticing collar has Harley Davidson logo) She must be a Hell's Angel." My brother and me, in that order, remarking about a dog we knew named Angel.

"Yesterday I had to retrieve a pork sausage off the roof." Me. Don't ask.

"I had a most terrible vision!" "That's splendid!" Sally and Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas.

"Hey, Mom, what are we getting at the Dollar Store?" "What do you think we're getting at the Dollar Store?" "...Stuff for a Dollar?" Me and Mom.

"I love KFC, it stands for 'Killer (censored) Chicken', you know it does!" Can't remember who said that, but it was on Channel 150 on Mama's XM Radio...

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." My man Chesher Cat, yeah!

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for frozen tofu rice-flavored ice cream." Mulder from X-Files. It's not the exact quote, but it's still funny.

"I told you. Giant... Killer... ROBOT!" Bentley from Sly Cooper 2; Band of Theives. (Game rocks, it's freakin' EASY, but you HAVE to play the first game... well, first. Enhances the experience.)

"I cannot be used as a flotation device!" ... You do not know how often I have to tell my brother that...

"I'll give you a dollar (if you swim across the pool)." "Dieing's not worth a dollar!" My brother, Duke, in the hotel swimming pool.

This is me on the spinning-swing ride at the carnival; it's the only way to keep me from having a panic attack. "Okay, okay, okay, breathe, breathe, hello lamp. Hello fence. Hello people. Hello bush. Hello lamp again. Hello fence again. Hello people again. Hello fen- what was that? Okay, okay, steady the chair, keep calm, keep calm, breathe breathe breathe breathe. Hello la- What was that!..." Repeat until the ride's over.

Speaking of which, this was me on the Aladdin's Carpet Ride at Disneyworld: "This is awesome! Duke, check it out! Hi, tree! Hi, lamp! Hi, camel- Duke, the camel spits! Go up! Go up! Okay, it's good, you can go down now! Hi, tree! Hi, lamp! Hi, Mom- Hey, it's Mom! HI, MOM- Duke, the camel- gah! Duke! Now I'm wet! Hi, tree! Hi, lamp! Hi, stupid camel- Aw! Already? Man!"

"So, The Cheat, who exactly attends these 'cons'?" (Cheat talk) "What! Geeks and nerds! This sounds like nothing I wanna be a part of!" (Cheat talk) "WOAH! Girls in skimpy sci-fi outfits? That sounds like everything I wanna be a part of!" Strong Bad and The Cheat discussing "Cons".

"Okay, class, you're gonna be watchin' a movie. I think it's called 'Remember the Titans'..." so said my substitute Fine Arts Survey teacher, who then turns on CLASH OF The Titans... didn't even get far enough to see Calibos...

"If knowledge is power... then a god... am... (exaggeratedly over-the-top) IIIIIiiiii. (pauses) Was that over-the-top? I can never tell." Jim Carrey as The Riddler from my favorite Batman movie, Batman Forever.

(after a golf cart rolled into a water hazard) Camerawoman: "OH, it's on the camera!" Bob Sagget, dubbing: "No it's not, it's in the water." AFHV, original version with the dude from Full House

"I had a parrot, and it talked, but it did not say 'I'm hungry', so it died." Mitch Hedberg. Love 'im. I could quote everything he's ever said, but it wouldn't fit.

"...Hollywood executives really love the smell of their own urine and what they really like doing is urinating on things. And then going, 'Hmm, now this smells really good' and being really puzzled when the rest of the world goes 'No, actually it smells like pee.'" Neil Gaiman. THIS IS A GREAT QUOTE, and so true. On the subject of "Mirrormask", though, dull movie, but great characters. I hate it when great characters are wasted on a badly-received movie.

"I have a time machine. It only goes forward at regular speed. It's basically a cardboard box that I wrote 'time machine' on in Magic Marker." Dmitri Martin.

"Not so hard, you big sissy. You squeeze my tears out." Calvin, to Hobbes, during a tiger hug. I love that comic. It's about the same level as Bloom County. It's Bloom County for kids.

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Variations on "Duck, Duck, Goose", by the people I eat lunch with at school.

"Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry BUSH!"

"Freak freak freak freak freak AVERAGE!"

"Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM!"

"Quienes tu padre? (who's your Daddy?) Quienes tu padre? BOB DOLE!"

"Potter Potter Potter Potter MALFOY!"

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Dude, I went into a local oriental grocery store. I SAW THE WEIRDEST STUFF in the oriental grocery store. The place never ceases to amaze me! Look at this:

Dried Seaweed package like beef jerky

Black Sesame (seed) Flavored POPSICLES (They're never there anymore, they must be gooooood.)

Shrimp Flavored Puffs (like Cheese Puffs, except shrimp)

Botan Rice Candy, which is this gooey candy that comes wrapped in rice paper that you eat whole, rice paper wrapper and all. IT'S DELICIOUS! ( , then click "Stupid Candy" or "Stupid Stuff From Japan", and you should find it)

Coconut Flavored Cola (I've actually tried that now, it tastes like a weak mix of regular milk, sugar, and a lot of water)

THE PRETTIEST garlic cloves you have ever seen

Dried plum candies

Pikachu cookie jars! It struck me as extremly fitting, yet funny.

Those little sushi-rollint mini-mats that you see on "Iron Chef"

Cookies shaped like Panda heads with strawberry cream in the middle.

2 lb. bags of MSG. STRAIGHT MSG. No joking.

More as soon as I become more observant.

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Okay, I'm having this problem a littlemore than I would like to. I AM FEMALE! Sabercat of the womanly persuasion, thank you! Not being able to stomach my way through a romance does not automatically make me a boy!