I mostly read Hetalia and Fallout: New Vegas fan fics, with the occasional FFVII, FFXII, Ouran Host Club, and Black Butler fic thrown in there. My new love is anything Fallout related. I'm pretty active on the Fallout kink meme, and I usually de-anon my stories on this account. I'm also a complete Hetalia nerd but I like to think I'm classy about it. Recently, I've decided to try my hand at writing because I don't fail enough in my daily life to satisfy myself =_= I'm open to story swaps!

OTP: I'm crazy into PruAus and a proud captain of Booncade ships!

Other fav pairings in order of most preferred: SuFin, Spamano, GerIta, UsUk, Greece/Japan, Germancest, Russia/Lithuania, America/Canada, Russia/Canada

My beta: Kay the Beta does all my beta-ing for me. She's super wonderful!!

About me: I enjoy sensing the social atmosphere then acting painfully awkward and inappropriately.

I apologize in advance for my behavior. If I say anything that shocks you I'm sorry. I curse. A lot. Also, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi.

I like to learn languages, currently I speak pretty good French, decent German, and study Japanese in my spare time (after German eats away my free time D:)

I like to listen to crazy music and watch GOOD movies. Not that mainstream tripe that most of society flocks to. Love classy shit. I'm talking Frank fucking Sinatra baby, Humphrey Bogart, sushi, old black and white movies, and well dressed men.

When I'm by myself I like to pretend that I'm really awesome and cool in a whimsical sort of way but in reality I'm just average, short tempered, and useless. But I do own neon orange nail polish so that should count for some cool points, right? uh, right??

Disclaimers: Of course, the characters and original settings for the series' were made by people other than me. Pretty simple concept. I don't own anything. Being that this is a FAN fiction site I'm sure nobody is flabbergasted by this revelation.

Tumblr: Yes. I now have one. May or may not actively use it. I can't imagine anyone wanting to read about shit I do but meh. It's bonsaibabe (dot) tumblr (dot) c o m

Translations: Wow! Someone actually thought my fic was good enough to be read multi-lingual?? I'm blushing!

Story: Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Language: Russian

Translator: lindemannia (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3623618/)

Links to translation on fanfiction dot net and fic book respectively (remove spaces)

http://www. fanfiction. net /s/8233626/1/Hotel_Motel_Holiday_Inn_Russian_version

http://www. ficbook. net /readfic/264975

Art covers: If anyone is willing to draw me an art cover for any of my stories, I'd be willing to repay you in a fanfiction of your choice! Just throwing that out there!

Contest info: Every once in awhile I do an 'answer this question first and win a fanfic written by me' type of thing. If you do win, here are my ground rules. I outright refuse to write Austria/Switzerland or Prussia/Switzerland. I just can't do it. I hate those pairings with a passion. I can't write anything with China because I don't know his character enough to pull it off. I won't write yuri, and I won't write MPreg. It is just not my cup of tea. Lastly, I'm not crazy about hetero pairings. If you really want one I'll do it but I won't exactly be happy about it.