puppetierinhide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kingdom Hearts. Hi there! You could call me a retired fanfiction writer. I used to be really into Naruto and wrote quite a bit of fic for it (mostly Konan), but since I disagree with Kishimoto on almost everything he's done in the last three hundred chapters, I've given up and gone on. However, I have a lot of fanfiction left, so I've decided to post whatever I have completed. EDIT, as of 07/05/11: Rebooted this account to post some Hetalia fic. Mostly active on dA: you can find me there at http:/// . I update more frequently over there (since I'm more comfortable and since I know more folks (you can change that!)), but stuff will find its way here too (eventually). Thanks for checking out my profile! EDIT, as of 07/19/11: took down "Mir Faellt ein Stein vom Herzen" because A) I hated it and B) the fail!German. I went back to rewrite those parts and found myself disgusted at the excessive amounts of fluff and cheese. |
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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Wings of Crows and Angels by Akatsuki210 reviews
Even now, her wings enfold him. One shot, ItaKonan, written for Naruto Fic Festival 2013.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato U., Konan
Nothing remains but a normal, loving, daily life by Cororo reviews
**Translation of an originally Japanese fanfiction found on pixiv** I always knew from the very start that this world doesn't need the two of us to make one "Italy"... And of course, that time came by much faster than expected. Romano vanishing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Fire in Babylon by ncfan reviews
I will push your tide back, and chase you away. I will banish you as if you were nothing more than a bad memory. Konan, Madara. Drabble. Spoilers for 508-509.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Konan, Madara U. - Complete
tangled ends by andthenshesaid reviews
In which the boy in the mask goes a little bit crazier and the girl with the flower tries to hold him together. TobiObito Theory. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Obito U., Konan
Remember my name by Kind of a big deal reviews
A lone swordsman arrives at the gates of Hidden Rain. He's visiting an old friend, but maybe he just wants someone to think about him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
In the Shadow of the Red Moon by ncfan reviews
She had come again, silently, as always, and just sat and stared. How Sasori was recruited into the Akatsuki. Implied Sasori x Karura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasori, Konan - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Prelude by sinemoras09 reviews
Somehow, everything starts falling apart. Konan, Itachi. Implied Konan x Pein. Spoilers for chapter 450.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
The Magazine by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
In which Konan becomes famous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Konan, Anko M. - Complete
Where Soul Meets Body by Professor Bats reviews
If there were such things as predestination, some sort of definitive answer to the question of one’s life purpose, Kakashi stood facing her. KakashixKonan Songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Konan
Honest Lies by Fon-Master Ion reviews
Everyone lies. You can't stop it. So, why shouldn't Sasori be any different ? SasorixKonan one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sasori, Konan
Origami Puppets by Fon-Master Ion reviews
She was art. She was beautiful. Yet, she was not his. Sasori x Konan :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sasori, Konan - Complete
Nine by 99999999 reviews
Konan Ame had nine men in her life. AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Let me Go by Airanke reviews
Hidan is confirmed disabled by Zetsu. Konan hadn't thought the news would affect her so much. HidaKona one-sided; three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Rules by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Rule number one of arguing with your own head: do not pull faces. ZetsuKonan. Crap title. Because your mother told me so last night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zetsu, Konan
Coed Camp by Airanke reviews
Camp, as proven to Konan, can make you like someone you don't. HidaKona centric; some PeiKona and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Acracktsuki by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Konan, Sasori
Inexcusable by Sestine reviews
But deep inside, she knew that it was inexcusable how she had given in to that urge. /KonanNeji/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Konan, Neji H. - Complete
That Green Paper by Sestine reviews
I don't do things for free, even if they're for women. /KakuzuKonan Genfic/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Surrogate by Alory Shannon reviews
One-shot. Slight crack. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Origami by Sage347 reviews
Esoteric pages without text. Levin blades of vermillion memories. Origami illusions of elusive papers versus a misguided hatred and a vision clouded with familial blinders. Neither wins, neither loses... neither accepts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Konan, Sasuke U.
Bluebirds by kitsuneasika reviews
It isn't the mushy-sappy kind of love. It probably isn't really love, either. ItachiKonan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Playing Pretend by with eyes looking up reviews
She knew this was his goodbye. Tomorrow, when she woke up in the morning, he would be gone, and her life would crash around her shoulders as the tears came streaming down. ItaKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Ephemeral by ChikaMegumi reviews
Shinobi or not, Itachi is a human and has emotions like any other…it’s just that he locks his away. When an indescribable feeling overcomes him and a sudden lust develops, will an unexpected visitor resolve the abnormality and satisfy him? ItachixKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Fold! Cut! Boom! Criminals in Love! by Unknown Marauder reviews
In an unexpected twist of fate after a argument of sorts, two unexpecting Akatsuki members are introduced to a new emotion... love. DeidaraxKonan, PeinxKonan, TobixDeidara. Raed M for language, violence, and adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Deidara, Konan
Snuggle Bug by TheHaiku reviews
While Pein travels somewhere to plan alone, he leaves Konan responsible for watching over the other members. What happens when an eager Deidara decides to play a little party game? HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
A Disparaging Reverence by fivetail reviews
Any partner this aggravating was almost guaranteed be killed off by Kakuzu in under an hour; this guy was as good as dead either way. Spoilers for 372 on. Rated T for scattered strong language. Ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
MakeOut Tactics: Crack Edition by and you fall reviews
Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Konan - Complete
Roaring Wind by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
Konan and Itachi go on a little date, then it takes a dive for the worst. Literally. a little OOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Paper Thin by cheese on Toast reviews
The paper was thinning again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Mirrored by aBoOm-Un reviews
It was strange, the way that they were together. Drabble, KisaKonan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Experimental Oneshots: 'Yanzi', The Swallow Song by Victoire Lupin reviews
They would watch the other, always. And all it amounted to was a paper feather. Konan/Deidara. Reviews, especially constructive criticism, greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
We Are All by intallah reviews
Konan/RAL!Tobi-the bonds will never break, a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Konan, Obito U. - Complete
Undone by intallah reviews
Konan/Jiraiya-He teaches her one last thing, he likes to think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Jiraiya, Konan - Complete
Some Things by Keq reviews
There are some things you hate to do, but you just can't get around doing them. Everyone has them, and unfortunately for Konan, one of those things just needed to be done. Oneshot, drabble, rated for mild language, NOT KonanxKisame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Dancing Shadows by aBoOm-Un reviews
She looked so beautiful when she was sleeping. [KisaKonan]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Meeting You at the Edge of Oblivion by ArtImitatesSex reviews
Love seems to be blossoming between Deidara and a certain blue haired Akatsuki member! Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Deidara, Konan
Origami by CatEye360 reviews
Who would have thought that paper could be so deadly? Sasuke x Konan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Konan - Complete
First Hour by ejunkie reviews
He remembered seeing her silhouette during the extractions, but this was the first time they had come across each other in one of the bases. In fact, he surmised, this was the first time he could recall ever meeting her face to face. Shame. Hidan, Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Porcelain by tcheschire reviews
She was quiet and demure, but still held that small bit of naiveté that he found absolutely insufferable if he were a stupider man, he would have killed her the first time she set foot in his workshop.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Konan, Sasori - Complete
Untitled by shilhouette68 reviews
After the destruction, there stood a flower.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Origami Malarkey by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Paper and Paint by Reverse Gravity reviews
Konan and Sai share a moment, like a pause in time. AU, not crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Konan, Sai - Complete
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lists of things broken and in repair reviews
a glimpse into a universe where Itachi and Kisame have been adopted into Hidden Rain by Konan. Sasuke shows up and makes a mess; Naruto (and from a distance, Kakashi) makes things worse. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H., Konan - Complete
the lamentable author's scrapbook reviews
in which I post bits and bobs of Hetalia stories, not necessarily completed or any good. Characters, genres, and ratings will vary by scrap; rated T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain
License for Theft Inquire Within reviews
Basically, I found these story ideas mouldering in some of my old folders, and I want them to have a nice home. :I All three are Konan- or- Hidan-centric. In a nutshell: Jashin talks to Konan in the afterlife, Hidan and Kakuzu run an underground business, possibly as part of a mob, and Konan is a guardian angel held captive by Madara. Come in if you need some inspiration, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hidan, Konan
snapshot photographica
drabbles. Namine interacts with Zexion; Xigbar and Axel toast their lost friends; Mickey mourns Sora's destiny; Riku and Selphie and Riku's hair; Larxene's origins.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,522 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete
Experimental Oneshot: Auld Lang Syne reviews
...But, he was insane and bored, and yes, why not admit it, lonely. He had nothing to lose. "Will you come for a walk with me?" AU Russia/China. Warning: bizarre.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Spring 1992, and Other Stories reviews
After the fall of the Soviet Union, Russia pays China a visit. Also, a collection point for many of my drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - China, Russia
Build Me a Door and Paper Trail reviews
America finally confesses to England - via snail mail. Things get interesting when other countries find out. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
the graveyard trees reviews
Oneshot: Konan's interactions with Hidan and Deidara. Some light HidaKo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Konan, Hidan
Never Time reviews
Orochimaru's departure from the Akatsuki in head!canon. Oneshot, with lots of onesided Sasoko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sasori, Konan - Complete
