A hand under his chin forced his eyes open, raising his head in the process. His amethyst eyes were so immediate to the pharaoh's he could feel his warm breath against his lips. His graceful fingers burned at the touch as he fell captive of those scarlet jewels.

Gohan Son Jr is really an actor named Bastion Gyurie who is walking the plank to forgotten stardom. Will switching from the wholesome genre to homoerotic films save his career? HanP (Gohan x Piccolo)(Warning: Crack & Smut. Breaking the fourth wall and just all-out insanity in the guise of a serious plot! NSFW! Full Warnings Inside.)(Rating will change to M for later chapters.)

Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!

Gohan has moved out on his own, and is feeling a little home-sick. Piccolo stops by, however, and Gohan finds himself falling more and more in love with his former mentor. Piccolo x Gohan. (falls in canon, but would be considered AU)

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Have you read my inner life? No, then this may not make sense. If you have, then welcome. So, basically, this is based on a prompt by bad fan fiction theatre. Which is inside. I hope you enjoy. Oh, by they way. This is a crack fic. Or should I say caffeine since that is the only thing keeping me awake right now.

Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.

When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.

"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—

Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi WILL ONLY UPDATE ON AO3

Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE

Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.

This explains how to have a laugh and make the gods smile on you at the same time. Necromancers don't like it up 'em!

Naruto has brought Sasuke back to the village. The village elders have decided on a way for Sasuke to prove his loyalty: marry a loyal Konoha citizen. The candidate they have in mind is surprising, but why is Naruto so unhappy with the idea? SasuNaru.

AU. Vegeta crash landed on Earth when he was eleven and stayed with the Briefs for months. After his return to Frieza, his stay has a lasting impact on the entire course of their lives. When they are reunited, the past continues shaping their future.

Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

Have you ever wondered how Vegeta and Bulma ended up having Trunks, and how they managed to live together? Yes, me too - and here is my attempt at finding an answer. I promise the story is better than the summary!

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

At first, Anko had only one thing in common with Itachi and Kisame; their preference for dango.

...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta

Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

ShikaTema PeinKonan and other pairings. In a shinobi's life,love must never show. And some things must never happen between ninjas of different villages. Most of all when a conspiracy endangers the peace. Futurefic. Rated M for language lemons violence

Trunks turns to Vegeta for sexual guidance.

Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Some things are easy to do and yet, we only realize this when the harder things are done. Kisame x Itachi - Yaoi

Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.

InoDei fic. Ino, a severly depressed ANBU member, finds her life completely uphauled when she meets Deidara and Sasori of the Akatsuki, who take her with them. DeiIno, InoDei. Complete 10/8/08

Sasuke catches Naruto in the act. Naruto/Sasuke. Yaoi.

She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

Konan seduces Kisame... and gets found out. connects with thesepeopleareus' happy story. link on my profile page. konan/kisame. konan/pein

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing

While Pein travels somewhere to plan alone, he leaves Konan responsible for watching over the other members. What happens when an eager Deidara decides to play a little party game? HidanxKonan

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

“Hey Itachi, un. Where's Kisame yeah?”

A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.

Anko clutched the kunai tightly, just in case she needed to use it to kill him. But instead, she found herself locked in a tight embrace with Uchiha Itachi. /AnkoItachi CRACK/

Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.

What happens when a self serving, power hungry Telvanni meets a Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood? A seduction, a power struggle, a butting of heads... and the eventual realization there's far more floating just beneath the surface.

Thanks to Sakura, Kakashi's getting a lot more attention.

Kaiba makes Atem and Yugi come to Kaiba land to pander to wanna-be duelists. Yugi is made to answer questions much to Atem's sexual fustration! To people reading this, please be advised that the characters are of legal age (over 18) and it is reflected in the fic when it was written in 2008.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly princess named Karin. Ode to Karin oneshot, for Karin haters and lovers alike. You know that "Akatsuki" means "Daybreak"in Japanese, right?

Sakura is sent to a tiny village in need of medical help after the death of her husband, Kakashi. The Akatsuki attack, taking control of everything. Due to her reputation, she is forced to help the Akatsuki. More specifically, Kisame.ItaSakuKis

Deidara survives his sucide attempt and wakes up to a very different Tobi. Has yaoi in it and Tobi being veery evil. Contains a bit of OOC. Contain a slight PeinxKonan pairing. Tobixdei guess which Tobi is it? Sorry it too so long.

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?

With Pein burried in work and ignoring Konan, out bluehaired kunoichi turns to Deidara, who shares a little crossdressing secret of his that always manages to get his Danna to pounce on him. PeinKonan, Sasodei. Crossdressing, yaoi, sexual content.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

After a failed try to capture Naruto the Akatsuki were hit except two members by a strange jutsu performed by Tsunade. On the next morning stand Deidara and Itachi in front of a little problem or to put it better eight little problems...

Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!

Title after the live song, I alone. Pein and Konan, when they're alone, when the world is left behind, when they can forget about their pain and they only have to think about each other. Just before Jiraiya's arrival.Edited for better grammar.

YAOI! What happens when Neji, Hinata, Sakura and Ino walks in on a “private moment” of Sasuke and Naruto. What happens when Gaara shows up chased by Sasori and Deidara? What does Itachi and Pein has to do with this?

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.

That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]

Zetsu and Kisame come up with the idea for the ZKFC. Come join today!

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Zetsu's in love! Or is he? It just goes to show that things are not always as they seem. Short oneshot.

A cracky drabblefic consisting of three short drabbles about Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori, after the little omake after episode eighteen of Naruto Shippuuden.

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Expressing my dislike for marysues in a Naruto context. The victims are Hidan and Kakuzu, enjoy.

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Itachi and Kisame are running from ninjas and need to hide. they enter a building, nothing unusual.But why did they go to the room with the pregnant woman in it? just a drabble.

Hidan is annoying by habit, as Kakuzu has found out. But would they EVER get along?

There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Please note rating: M! Sasuke set his life on one goal, after that goal is over he is left with one question: Now what? Maybe find out just who it was he killed? KisaIta No, really!

Oneshot. Continues on from my story Rekindled Love. Puzzleshipping. Lemon

KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...

Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.

Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.

It all began in a rather strange way, even for being them.' ItaKisa yaoi, quite explicit. Rated to be safe.

Haku and Zabuza

Trunks and Vegeta train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and Vegeta provokes Trunks; which is not good, considering Trunks is on the borderline of a breakdown...

Captain have birthday. Something interrupt birthday? It Cats! (You not surprised?) Read and review.