Basically, I'm a young female yaoi fan from the UK who loves Harry Potter, The Lord of The Rings, Naruto, Gravitation, Death Note and Hetalia. I hate work and love sleeping, and I have been compared to Shikamaru by my mum and sister, although they say I have a hint of Tsunade in me. Actually, scratch that. As of 2009, my family has unanimously decided that I have a potty mouth to rival Hidan's, and they also think I have masochistic tendencies, since I have so many piercings. Don't worry, though; I don't bite. Well, not unless you want me to...

In real life, I'm weird, to put it bluntly. I know some people say "Oh, I'm insane, I'm not normal yadda yadda yadda" when actually they really want to be insane, and aren't. Whereas I want to be normal, but happen to be...eccentric. I nibble my fingers until they bleed, although I never touch the nails, I'm a hypochondriac, I'm reclusive and anti-social (my only friends are people I talk to on the internet), I'm a perfectionist to the point of psychoneurosis, I hate dogs and I'm more paranoid than 90 per cent of the population. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, dear readers.

I'm a Capricorn and I love eating fish, so long as it isn't squid or eels or octopus. Which doesn't make sense anyway, since they aren't fish, but people refer to them as such, so...meh, whatever. My new ambition is become a Classical Archaeologist and Latin scholar, which will take three years on a Classics degree. Wish me luck!

Favourite Pairings:

Naruto:

Kisame X Itachi

Sasuke X Naruto

Neji X Shikamaru

Neji X Gaara

Kakuzu X Hidan

Deidara X Sasori

Kakashi X Iruka

Harry Potter:

Harry X Draco

Remus X Sirius

Dumbledore X Grindelwald

Albus Severus X Scorpius

Gravitation:

Tatsuha X Ryuuichi

Shuichi X Yuki

The Lord of the Rings:

Aragorn X Legolas

Death Note:

L X Light

Matt X Mello

xxxHOLiC:

Doumeki X Watanuki

Digimon:

Taichi X Yamato

Daisuke X Ken

Hetalia:

France X England

America X England

Germany X Italy

Austria X Switzerland

Spain X Romano

Prussia X Canada

Sweden X Finland

I get quite bored, so, if you're a yaoi fan, feel free to send me a PM.

One last thing: look up Yaoilovergirl and read her fics A Little Bit Of Peace And Quiet and Fateful Days. Because she's good, and she's not getting the respect she deserves!

Oh, and I hate Twilight, but I'll happily read Edward/Jacob. I know, I'm strange.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, TenshiXXX

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile.

I now have a Tumblr account: http:///

EDIT: 29/05/12

As you may have noticed, some of my fanfiction has been flagged and the admins have taken it down. Just in case you were wondering where these stories have gone.