Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...

Kadota x Izaya. Shizuo x Izaya. Izaya wants a boyfriend who can protect him from abusive Shizuo. But unfortunately for Kadota, Izaya has other plans than having just one boyfriend.

SasuNaru, NaruSasu lighthearted AU shorts. Somewhat connected, but can be read as one-shots, too. Sasuke and Naruto live in an ritzy condo together. Their relationship has its ups and downs, but in the end, they belong together, and they both show it in subtle ways. No angst if I can help it.

AU. At the end of the corridor of the East Wing in the main building of Stoneleigh Park Academy, there is a door. Open that door, and you will see that blinding light, and hear those sweetly-spoken words; 'Welcome, Princess...'

At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.

Lovino Romano Vargas refuses to fall in love. When he drunkenly steals some coins out of the 'Fountain of Love' at his brothers wedding, he ends up with a little more than he bargained for. Based off the 2010 movie 'When In Rome'. AU.

It was a regular history project for the students of Raijin academy. Well at least it was for everyone besides Shizuo and Izaya, who had been forced against their wills to be partners. What was their teacher thinking? Shizaya/Izuo. Discontinued.

Sequel to Curse of the Pharaoh. America and England are back again on another adventure as they head to South America in search of the legendary Lost City of Gold. But they'll need more than luck to get through the strange magic protecting the city. USUK

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

A renowned prestigious college soon suffers the wrath of hormonal testosterone, curiosity and willful instigation. Naruto's only wish is to fly through the year with his good friends and Sasuke wants to only academically improve himself. Two polar opposites forced to coincide could never end well...could it? Includes many pairings. See inside for full summary. R&R

Two rival football teams battle it out to get to the Nationals. But what happens when opposing players become star-crossed lovers? Mainly Spamano, USUSK, GerIta with side pairings.

Shino can't bring himself to enjoy their current mission. It's cold, snowy and the employer's not exactly inspiring him to work hard. Kiba's strange reluctance to be close to him wasn't helping his mood much. What's wrong with that boy anyway?

Shizuo's finally decided to pop the question to Izaya, but proposing is a lot harder than he ever thought it would be. Shizaya.

A little story based off a drawing DA. What happens if the Butlers switch masters for a day? Slight warning for Alois being Alois and shota-con. Lemons starting at chapter 4.

Izaya has been turned into a girl by Shinra. Shizuo takes an interest in the new girl he met with the strange, fur trimmed coat and piercing red eyes.

Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !

Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!

Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!

Tosei asks: who's got the biggest dick? Kazuki/Junta

Shizuo battles with jealousy and Izaya just thinks it's cute. Established relationship, fluffy humor.

It is said that happiness will come to those who see a gathering of Clefairy dancing under a full moon. Arthur doesn't believe this at first, but he soon will. Pokemon!world AU, US/UK.

Formally "Not Quite Dancing In The Rain" Best friends for seven years, but never anything more. Loosely based off of Billy Talents "Surrender". Shizaya, off-screen Shikizaya. AU. FLUFF

Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...

After an attack on the Italian nations' house causes them to move in with Spain, emotions start getting heated and friendships and romances are sorely tested. Spain x Romano with a side of Germancest

Two months after Kida's departure Ikebukuro has grown quiet. The gangs have all but vanished, and humans don't thrill the great Orihara Izaya like they used to. In his loneliness, Izaya is surprised by the most interesting human he knows: himself. Shizaya

Character and pairing-centric drabbles about love, family, and coping. Hawksbill - Romano pulls some strings and gets himself a free vacation with Spain, but it's riddled with annoyances.

All Silver wanted was to find his father and get a simple explanation. But when a little "accident of love" gets in the way, he has to set aside his plans and make a choice. Run away, or take a stab at romance?

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

"There comes a time, when even if you don't want to admit something aloud, you must admit it to yourself. Because if you keep denying what is right in front of your eyes for too long, then you become blind." 1940-America realizes his feelings for England

Alfred and Arthur take a spur of the moment trip to Disney World and problems arise faster than the two can blink. Hopefully it'll stay as a romantic get away and not the final nail in their relationship's coffin... USUK, human names. Complete

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

Izaya is upset upon finding out Shizuo thinks he's cheating on him, and in a fit of anger, goes to do just that. Things don't go as planned.

What happens when Izaya and Shizuo are locked together for a few days with two shock anklets, two beds, and a shower? Well, let's find out.

Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.

EDITING IN PROGRESS. Izaya is an overtly curious, malicious mad-man and Shizuo, an unpleasant presence always around to interrupt his perfectly-planned, experimental games. Somewhere, somehow, something changes minutely and it's downhill from then on.

more chapters are going to be added soon Izaya makes a mistake and turns into an alley with a dead end. He gets beaten badly, but Shizuo decides to not kill him

AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...

Shizuo uses his strength in a different way.. Izaya doesn't mind of course. SHIZAYA. M for a reason. badfic.

Note: Unfinished. Shizuo has disappeared and not even Izaya knows where he is. The informant's curiosity leads him to a lot of trouble and an unconscious Shizuo. What will Izaya do with him and how would Shizuo feel about it once he comes to?

Shiki had told Izaya to go enjoy himself at the new club, hadn't he? So it's not like it was entirely Izaya's fault he got drunk and ran into one of his favorite classmates. High school Shizaya.

"Waking up beside the flea never made me feel so pissed off in my life." Shizaya Slight OOC-ness

Romano goes speed-dating. It does not go well. Bad Friends Trio/Romano, suggested Germany/Feli, modern!AU

A snowstorm in the Alps forces Prussia to drop in on Switzerland's Christmas Eve celebrations. Switzerland/Prussia

Tired of his friend's supposedly dead love life, Kiku gives Arthur an online questionnaire, with orders to fill it out. Arthur does so to please his friend, and ends up in over his head when he's sent a robotic "lover", Alfred. Rated for citrus KM-De-ant

"Do you like Leaf, Red?" School AU! Green/Red

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray for God... Spain/Romano

AU Shizaya. Shizuo has a kitty named Izaya. One night, kittyzaya is in heat! What will Shizuo do! Shizuo x Izaya

Because it's cold, and neither want to give up the covers. Fluffy humor, established relationship, Shizaya, one-shot.

Because in the night's world nothing is obvious. Oneshot, Shizaya, a little strange, rated M to be safe.

Outside of his living room window, Shizuo could see snow floating down and creating a little drift along the edges of the balcony. Shizaya, kink meme fill

AU. How a simple origami paper crane contains so much unforgettable memories. Hints of Shizaya.

Restaurant AU - Izaya works as the sommelier and Shizuo as a cook. Izaya has feelings for Shizuo for a long time now but Shizuo doesn't seem to care.

Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU

Anxiety, alarm, distress.. They all played upon Izaya's impish features for a reason Shizuo could not comprehend. Since when did he look so frail? More importantly, why were they directed towards him? Shizaya, T for language

Albus Severus and Scorpius get into an argument about the existance of true love. Which is a pretty deep topic since they're both still twelve. ASS

Shizuo is worried, pissed off, and he just can't help himself sometimes...

ShizuoXIzaya. Shizuo visits Izaya in his office to deliver punishment for his latest prank.

Cuddling, Shizaya. Kink meme fill

After meeting a unique waiter, Date Masamune finds himself inexplicably drawn to the mysterious employee of The Great Tiger Cafe. A/N **if this looks familiar, then it probably is something familiar! Look inside to see why... edit: This story is, unfortunately, permanently discontinued. Contact with the original author has not been reestablished. Current holder of fic cannot cont.

Shizuo surfs the net and finds a link to a "Shimeji." Not really fluff, but more just cute acceptance.

Alfred was an aspiring amature Hero, trying to become a Superhero. With a little help from his friends, he can feel his big break just around the corner. But, an adorible british neighbor and a strange winged figure seem to be getting in the way. US/UK AU

A good reason to rush home: your loving housemate is in dire need of your assistance. A bad reason to rush home: your sarcastic housemate is about to jump into the shower. Really, Den, really. Den/Nor

"No way in hell am I wearing that." Izaya frowned. "Why not?" "You're asking me to CROSS-DRESS, flea." When Izaya tries to put Shizuo in a maid costume, things happen. Halloween Oneshot. Lime, Shizaya, yaoi. Don't like, don't read.

Alfred Jones is a comic book artist who pretty much forgot about how it was like hanging out with friends, immersed with his work as he was, till the day he stumbles into a lake with a certain Arthur Kirkland. Mainly US/UK

This tub ain't big enough for the both of us. DenNor

Gales rush uneven, tear at their clothes and shriek across the loch waves. He breaks away and tilts back, eyes closed, gasping in with all senses wide as the words of the encroaching storm hit him, pulling at his bones. He feels young again. One-shot.

In which Shizuo is a little more kinky than we thought and Izaya is his little mischievous self. Foodplay, AU, sickeningly sweet stuff.

Gakuen AU. Prussia knew it was going to be an awesome day when he woke up. But with Uniform Switch Day in full swing, the girls out for revenge, and Switzerland as his roommate, can he still be the awesomest- skirt and all? PruSwitz, USUK, FraSey, SpaRo.

Back in their Raijin days, Shinra was always known to stop Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya's fights before they could get out of hand. Here's one time where he didn't. Rated T for Shizuo's potty mouth, abuse of food, and bad influences.

Izaya realizes that he becomes incredibly impulsive around Shizuo.

To Karisawa Erika, all's fair in love, war, and yaoi. Shizaya oneshot, of the decidedly silly variety. Rating for language.

Shizuo dreamed of Izaya confessing to him and the next day everything from his dream came to reality. Sorry if summary sucks. Shizuo and Izaya.

Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!

Switzerland is fed up with never getting any action in his Southern Region so asks forces the King of claiming vital regions for help! Pr/Sw/Pr, PWP, Co-written by PoisonJellybeans!

Series of oneshots regarding pickup lines. Chapter Four. Kida attempts to lose his and Mikado's virginity with the aid of pickup lines. The weird thing is that it seems to work.

AU - Shizuo gets much more than he bargained for when his temper kicks in and makes him the owner of a small jewelry box that is much more than it seems. Shizaya

Because Shizuo was most definitely not on the 'people who get sexually harassed' list. Until now. AU, PWP.

America takes England on a romantic flight...in a balloon-lifted home. US/UK, inspired by Pixar's UP!

US side. A good landlord must be able to lay the law down for people he controls the electricity, gas, and heating for. USUK, suggested France/Canada. Deliquient!UK AU

What happens when you get together ten diet Coke bottles and one stodgy English gentleman? America's about to find out. US/UK

AU - Shizuo is more than happy with a job as a bartender and Mairu Orihara as his girlfriend. Learning she has a brother, meeting that brother, and becoming incredibly attracted to that brother was not something he had thought possible OOC/1st DRRR fic

Shizuo goes on a rescue mission to save his brother Kasuka from a destiny worse than death. But due to a certain Information Broker and his games, the mission gets a lot more complicated than excepted.

"Japan, I would be the Corydon to your Alexis." In which mythology is put to good use through somewhat cheesy pickup lines. Greece/Japan, for the Sunshine fic exchange on LJ

A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.

Arthur was sulking after catching his wife cheating again, and gets totally wasted. But fate has it that he gets picked up by a the son of a powerful CEO, Alfred. They quickly go from strangers to friends to... lovers? T for now, but rating may change.

Gilbert Beilschmidt's life at Hetalia Highschool was pretty average. He had his stuffy younger brother, two classmates who could almost keep up with his awesome, and he was even passing his classes. That was before ex-frie-ally Arthur Kirkland came back… INCOMPLETE AND ABANDONED.

Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

Denmark can't find a babysitter for Ice. So Ice must tag along on his and Norway's date. Luckily for him, Ice considers himself a mature grown-up, for a seven year old. Sequel to Bolludager, DenNor, kid!Ice.

It had started when Prussia had challenged him to a drinking contest, with a sizable amount of money as a prize. Prussia/Switzerland.

Denmark's forgetfulness causes trouble when he can no longer see Norway's magical friends and accidentally ends up offending them. But what you can't see can't hurt you...right? Denmark/Norway

Shizaya fluff again. Celty and Karisawa convince Shizuo that its not hate he feels but another strong emotion.

A sly smirk twisted onto his lips. "So Alfred," his voice was sharp and suggestive, "tell me. What exactly was your reaction to the test?" Human names used. America/England, romantically, if you squint. Rated T for Arthur's mouth.

A story I wrote that makes no sense.

England/Prussia;; For Rachel;; When Prussia notices how attractive England's butt looks in a meeting, he instantly decides that he'll do anything it takes to get a date with England, because Prussia is too awesome to fail, right?

SxC. My first fanfic! Sebastian decides to claim Ciel as his own. Ciel can't be obtained so easily so obviously , so games ensue. Happy ending, no angst whatsoever. R&R please!

You would think that with this busy lifestyle and, what appears to be a good one, I would not have time to test my butler, Sebastian. But, you do not know me. I am Ciel Phantomhive and I will reveal this demon's emotions for what they really are.

Izaya's tired of waiting. He decides that something needs to be done no matter the cost.

His heart was beating fast, his embarrassment was making his stomach hurt, but that didn't mean that he was going to stop what had been happening for the past year almost every time the night fell. Ciel/Sebastian strong YAOI. You've been warned.

Originally done for the kink meme over at LiveJournal, prompt was "Izaya, it's stuck", contains Shizaya. WARNING! Contain sour lemon, guy x guy, don't like it, don't read it.

What happens when no one's there? What kind of person are you when no one's looking? What would you say if you got caught? AkuRoku, builds slowly, lemon and fluff in much, much later chapters.

A short drabble voicing my opinion on what Sebastian says to the Undertaker to make him laugh so much- SebastianxCiel.

A short drabble in which Sebastian is smug and likes to give vauge answers, and where Ciel is both irritated and pleased with such answers. Based off that one episode dealing with the 'magic' camera.

Kibum Key is forced to deal with the insanity that is Jonghyun's fanclub. SHINee, JongKey, Cracky. Warning: M/M, suggestive themes, language.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Who knew that Reid was heat sensitive? Who knew that his cure for this was a hot bath involving bubbles and body scrub? Who knew that his favorite dessert was a spoonful of Hotch with a cherry on top? All of the Criminal Minds fangirls! Hotch/Reid, lemon.

When a famous friend of America's mysteriously disappears, England puts his detective skills to the test. Helping America through his grief while unraveling clues, the two must work together to find out what has become of the missing fiddler. US/UK

A day in the life of Shizuo and Izaya. Shizuo is determined to spend at least one day being civil to his arch nemesis. Izaya has other plans, it seems. Drabble-ish.

There is a villain "Dark Sorcerer", who can kill people merely by uttering a curse. But when his arch-nemisis and superhero "Patriot" asks his alter-ego, regular old Arthur Kirkland, on a date, his whole life is turned upside-down. yaoi/boylove AU

Romano and Belgium watch the World Cup finals between Spain and Netherlands. This can't be good.

A one shot so far, but there might be more! Roxas is a police officer looking for pedophiles on the internet but what he finds is not what he expects. Axel/Roxas

Alfred has the most awesome dream ever, and wants to tell Arthur all about it! Will he be able to get him to listen? Joker/USxUK Human names used.

One hour since Denmark finally acknowledged he did not know the way home; fifty minutes since Denmark refused to ask for directions; forty minutes since they both realized they had been driving around in a circle trying to find the way down the mountain.

I don't remember, I don't remember, oh who cares, we're practically having sex on the backseat of a taxi but we're still clothed. Why are we still clothed? Companion to Ch 23 of Liete's '30 Meetings'

No one wants to invade Switzerland because he's surrounded by mountains...everyone except Hong Kong. China does not approve. Swiss/HK

Arthur just wanted to do something nice for Alfred's birthday...But it wouldn't be Alfred's birthday if Alfred wasn't so good at ruining Arthur's plans. USUK Smut

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to take rides from strangers? And if she did, were you even listening? AkuRoku; Contains yaoi, shonen ai, and potentially troublesome subject matter.

Shinra finds entertainment in asking, "Are you an S or an M?" ...Izaya states that he's Shizuo's counterpart. Shizayasmut twoshot.

"I was only ordered to kill him. How the hell was I supposed to know that he would end up kissing me? And that kissing me would screw things up, and that screwing things up would make me fall in love with the damn bastard?" Gamma/Gokudera

America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.

“Give me ten minutes Aburame.” Sasuke says lowly, glowering surreptitiously at the pair. “No, even five would work.” ShinoKiba and SasuNaru

His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!

Bikes are useful for a lot of things...except, maybe, flirtation, if it's done in the wrong way. Den/Nor

The Raira Academy prom. Izaya's sad and Shizuo is not amused.

Shizuo was very drunk when he ran into Izaya late at night. oneshot. Yaoi, BL, boyxboy. ShizuoxIzaya. Shizaya.

Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.

What happens when three oblivious characters appear on the same chat room? It may not end too well.

Hastiness was not his best quirk, but it was a helpful one, especially when dealing with a problem such as Kouki. Japanese names used, clingyshipping, Lucas/Barry

Romano is protective, Feliciano is lovestruck, and Ludwig just wants to figure everything out without getting fired. High school summer AU, Gertalia, suggested Sparoma

Shizuo's bored silly so he goes around town and ends up in the Sunshine City Aquarium. What engagements await him there? Was that a fur-trimmed coat? And why is Shizuo soaking wet? A Shizaya two-shot

Izaya knew words didn't work on Shizuo. /Shizaya fluff and Izaya-Erika friendship/

What exactly would happen if Shizuo was watching the World Cup? / Shizuo x Izaya, oneshot

With airplanes comes a slew of emotions: hate, anger, frusteration, apathy, anticipation, excitement, sadness, renewal. Thankfully, included in that litany is love.

Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't seem like the sort of person who would dye his hair, so what got him started? Izaya knows. Slight onesided Izaya/Shizuo. Oneshot

Tonight is an out-of-character night, when we are not ourselves, just so we can show a side of ourselves we keep private. Or actually, Denmark pretends to have a more matured libido and Norway likes him more for it. Den/Nor

Romano learns, like most teenagers, that life is unfair. Especially with those stupid, gangly limbs, stupid, crazy hormones, and stupid, handsome Spaniards interfering with your life. Romano/ Spain.

Romano comes to the shocking realisation that people actually think that Spain is attractive. Romano/ Spain .

Spain cannot resist Romano, even though he hates himself for it. Spain x Romano

She was just one girl, one body in the whole human race, that made him realize he was undeniably, helplessly attracted to Antonio; and she was the one who stole Antonio's heart away. High school AU, onesided Spain/Romano

Each knows the other likes them, but, as expected of boys their age, they won't admit anything if it happened to be true. 8059

Romano does not like cougars. Apparently, neither does Spain. Sorry, cougars. Spain/Romano

n - The kind of rain that takes on almost biblical proportions. "Shall we build our ark together, Romano?" Spain/Romano

In which Izaya does something he doesn't really want to do, and certainly never meant to do. Shizaya!

"This is definitely not how I planned the afternoon to go…" Arthur trailed off while averting his gaze to the side. A raft plays a frustrating role in a little pool time fun between Alfred and Arthur. Rated M for slight sexual content.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

After the turn of the century, the world has been taken over by Mutations. Fortunately, the planet has people like Denmark to fend them off. Equally as fortunately, the planet has people like Norway to keep them in check. DenNor, slight SuFin

A distraught Abe approaches Izumi with a strange request... Izumi/Mizutani and Abe/Miha with hints of Hana/Taj. The first chapter was originally written for Novel Koushien. Chapter Two now up!

This time, it's not the problem of bad timing, just the absense of doing altogether. Because there's always next time...then the next time...alright? US/UK

Five times in which Izaya laughs insanely. Shizaya. Rated M to be safe.

Green may have a lot of complaints about Red, but even those are apparently not enough to make Green stop climbing Mt. Silver to see him. Game-verse. Green/Red

Game!Green/Red- originalshipping. Green isn't sure who saves whom anymore.

Shizuo just wanted to get outside and play soccer. Izaya tends to mess things up, pretty badly. SHIZAYA. //COMPLETE. Smuttier Sequel to come. /wink LOL OTL

Shizuo couldn't take any more of those fangirls' screams. Shizuo/Izaya

Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU

A slight challenge from Alfred makes Arthur angry, which gives Alfred more than what he bargained for... In the middle of a dinner theatre. UKUS Adult content, be warned.

ShizuoxIzaya and ShinraxCelty. Izaya and Shinra are headed to a summer festival. Shizuo's working at a stand while he texts Celty. The four's feelings might be mutual, but there are just misunderstandings in the way.

Izaya reflects on human emotions and the new feeling he has developed. 'I used to think humans were so stupid to fall in love. But a few things changed that for me. Well, in fact it was only one thing, is only one man.' ShizuoxIzaya

Shizuo finds a message in his notebook shizzayaaa

Shizuo takes the initiative.

Abe has a new assignment that has his baffled. An essay turns the world of taciturn, bossy catcher of the Nishiura team upside down and finds himself battling truths, fools and idiots along the way.

Silver watched him as he threw his hat on the couch, then followed by lifting his sweater off over his head and proceeded to shove the fabric up the black shirt he wore underneath. Silver wondered what Gold was doing... . PreciousmetalShipping.

Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.

In retrospect, he should have known that it would end up as more than just a new way of hating each other. Shizaya.

Oneshot. ShizuoxIzayaxKadota. April, a beginning of a new school year. During the third and final year of high school, who will be in who's class?

ANIMAL LOVERS BEWARE! You will never look at lambs, German Shepherds, squirrels, or raccoons the same way again. Particularly the first two. Also, the Superbowl this past year was win. ;D AkuRoku; yaoi, shounen ai, lemonade, and fluff

Gilbert Beilschmidt had plans for an eventful, voyuerism filled summer. Too bad even the most awesome plans can go awry. Polish AU

Two shot. Completed. Shizuo is having a running nose and Izaya seems to pick the wrong day to annoy the hell out of him. BL, Shizaya.

I risk my life talking to Izaya and Shizuo. Shizaya!

So to answer Turkey's question, he supposed he didn't miss it at all; after all, now Turkey was not controlling him, was now an ordinary nation, and he did not have to be ashamed of his feelings anymore.

ShizuoxIzaya. During the beginning of Spring, admist the heat, all Shizuo wanted was the ice cream in his fridge. It so happens that Izaya somehow got to it first. //Crackfic, yet again. Title refers to the heat outside.

The teasings, the tauntings, the chasings, the cell phone-stomping…there would be none of it today. …Well, at least it could wait until later. He had things to do today. Shizaya, shounen-ai. Pls read and review! C:

Hinted Shizaya. Birthday fic for Grace-chan. Shizuo came home tired from work, only to be chased out by his own house.

The bottom line was that the rain had not stopped, the air had gotten damp, and his hair had gotten massively, unmanageably curly.

Random Oneshot: Shizaya plus Mairu and Kururi. Shizuo finds out after a fight with Izaya that his rival has younger siblings too. Older brothers must do what older brothers are meant to do...right?

/Shizaya/ A life without Izaya. It's not what he expected, to be honest.

He stood on his tip-toes and grabbed both sides of Sebastian's face. His skin was cool, smooth. Ciel flushed a dark pink but continued nonetheless. “As your master, would it not be rude to at least give you what you want for such an occasion as this?"

This underground world that we inhabit has always worked under a different set of rules, hasn't it? No form of government can change that. Collab album fic.

A day in the life of Romina Vargas, twenty-six years old. Not really looking for anything but a peaceful time in the city. Mix in a couple of bus perverts, agitated co-workers, and a reoccuring booty call, and...well, you know. fem!Romano

After an odd explotion has left the boys with unusal abilities, there lives get turned upside down. SLASH! Kogan and Jarlos.

When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU

What happens when Roxas undergoes surgery and has to do P.T.? Well he takes dance lessons, of course! AkuRoku, LexZex in later chapters...as well as lemon and plenty of fluff.

Holland never really did like these reunions that much. Belgium figured that if she could get Luxembourg to change to her side, maybe things might border on pleasant. Not that brotherly bonds could be broken that easily, though. Implied Spain/Romano

Norway sighed, and began to head towards Copenhagen. Leave it to Denmark to take it personally upon himself to stand in for the missing statue of The Little Mermaid in the harbor. DenmarkNorway

Weillschmidt, That crazy woman you who likes to bother you has decided that I'm deserving of her attention. Would you be so kind as to tell me how to go about getting rid of her? Preferably without having her resort to violence. Arthur Kirkland.

A trip to a cute cafe leads to a short lesson in "etiquette" that both Alfred and Arthur will never forget. USUK fluff!

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

High school AU. Various oneshots with various pairings. So much love, so little time!

America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I

England is sick and America is attentive...England does not know what to make of it. Day 6 for the USUK Valentine's week challenge: To Be Continued!: Continuation of the comic strip 'England Catches a Cold.' USUK of course.

Mihashi can't practice, and Abe receives a love letter from him? Misunderstandings between everyone's favorite battery. Abe/Miha.

Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.

Because if you thought the princess kissing the frog, turning him into the prince meant the story was over, then you were wrong. What if this wasn't the most ideal ending for everyone involved? Especially not the princess or the frog's brothers.

"VOOOOOOI, I don't want this guy!" Exactly what happens when the Vongola, Varia, and Dino are gathered for a Valentine love game. And it was all right until..."Wait, what do you MEAN I have to confess to him!" Love is in the air. Collab w/ Seme

If there's one thing Naruto's good at, it's racing. When Naruto accidentally slips a love letter into Uchiha Sasuke's locker, he might just have to use it to get Sasuke to keep quiet. What'll happen if Sasuke wins? SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, ItaNaru, alot

After Domino High's newspaper club starts spreading lies about his *nonexistent* relationship with Seto Kaiba, Katsuya simply has to do something about it. SJ. Puppyshipping.

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

Gokudera/Yamamoto.M for language.

The following are accounts from various sources leading up to the series of events that transpired between Albus Severus Potter and Scorpious Malfoy on December 25, Year XXXX at Hogwarts School of Magic in England.

One little phone screw up, and Francis Bonnefoy suddenly finds a world of blackmail at his fingertips. Who would've guess having Alfred's phone could be so fun? Mild USUK, and heeeeavily implied Franada

He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.

When I told him I loved him, the first thing he did was whack me in the face with his tonfa. 8018!

Yamamoto is an optimist. Gokudera isn't. Yamamoto x Gokudera, future fic, shameless domesticity and boys being idiots.

Yamamoto has too much free time on his hands. A sleep deprived Gokudera just feels like burying him alive. 8059 one-shot.

After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.

In which Gokudera receives a lesson in sushi-making. Yamamoto x Gokudera, pretty much fluff. Pretty much.

While on their first vacation together as a new couple, England's insecurities come to light. America is not okay with this, and he takes it upon himself to show England exactly the way he sees him. AmericaxEngland

If this is what Gokudera wants, Yamamoto is willing to oblige him. For the time being, anyway. Yamamoto x Gokudera, smut.

America's got the coolest and most awesome band in school, and he's totally going to win the Battle of the Bands contest. Or at least he might, if he can get England to put aside their past issues long enough to play guitar... USxUK- Gakuen AU

The Vongola Tenth, no-good Tsuna discovers internet... More like forced to... What's he gonna do with it? One-shot. Slight BL content. 6918 and 8059.

Right before Christmas, Gokudera runs off somewhere, leaving poor Yamamoto all alone. All that and Yamamoto is more than depressed. 8059 one-shot.

When Bel gets summoned to Xanxus's chamber, he's expected to be sent on a mission. Instead, he winds up searching for a "blonde, eyes covered, mass murderer" girl to present to his boss. And it's his birthday, too. Somehow Fran just tags along. Xanxus/Bel

Polish AU. The Vargas twins have their own troubles in school, be it from a good-hearted-but-dense boyfriend to a loner-modesty-respecting boy friend.

Naruto is your average teen in high school with friends and grilfriends, but throw a baby in his lap and give him a bastard for a new student and his life won't be very average, anymore. Sasu/Naru, AU, School Life.

Eating something cold, taking off your jacket, even falling? It all seems pretty innocent doesn't it? But what if it was all planned? Naruto's target is Sasuke, and his skills will not be misused. He is a man-eater. SasuNaru Yaoi!

Gray and Natsu end up kilometres away from their guild. On their way back to Fairy Tail, they encounter numerous obstacles that might or might not bring them closer together. Gray/Natsu. Please R&R. COMPLETE :D

No way in hell was Abe Takaya jealous of the one and only star batter's relationship with Mihashi Ren, star pitcher. At the same time, there was no way that he could just let this whole thing pass him by. ABEMIHA ONESHOT

When Jou and Kaiba are caught once again fighting in school, their teacher decides to punish them by making them write an essay. Now they have to spend the weekend together to find out what they like about each other. Oh, how will they ever survive? S/J

Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.

As a result of unfortunate circumstances, Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba bump into one another at a lavish beachside hotel. 3-chapter fic. COMPLETE.

SHINee One-shot. Jonghyun / Key. Kibum is sick, and Jonghyun is there for him. Boy/Boy. Vague 2Min. Mentions: Jonghyun's Ear Fetish, Kibum being straight as a circle, Jinki being....Jinki, Kibum and Jonghyun being closer than peas in a pod.

Arthur Kirkland, a high school senior, was obsessed with the supernatural until he found his room haunted by an incredibly annoying poltergeist with an ego the size of bloody England who refused to leave and just rest in peace. ON HIATUS. Don't kill me

Collaborative Drabbles with Rantzilla; various pairings and genres. Third chapter; "Guns and Violence."

Yuuri unintentionally passes Wolfram a parasite from Earth, and takes it upon himself to nurse him back to health. Wolfyuu/Yuuram. Now M as promised.

England demands to know who this is that America has a date with, who he must straighten his hair for. Cute fluff, AmericaxEngland. One-shot. based off of the hair straightener commercial Japan watches

If you have four minutes left to live, what would you do? America and England knew just exactly what they would do. America/England. Borderline PWP. Omake is up! In which Canada would ask for a therapy fee from America.

Block Three of the Prussia Explosion of Awesomeness.// PrussiaSwitzerland.// "What happened?" To his horror, Gilbert replied, "I got kissed."

England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

Naruto may be as family-less as Sasuke, but he, at least, has his plants.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

SasuNaru. After returning to the village, Sasuke is having to adjust to a new life with his old comrades. However, his task is met with more hardship as he learns that his arrival is just another breaking point for his oldest rival. Yaoi and fluff!

Formerly "Ahora Podeis Besar al Novio": Spain loves Romano with every bit of his soul, but Romano is just so difficult, how can he get him to accept his love? Trials and tribulations and... where the hell did Italy go? Two months left of hiatus. 3/22/11

Ciel has taken revenge and Sebastian has fulfilled his end of the bargain. But the young master has his reservations about giving his soul away. So what will Sebastian do to ultimately take the young Earl's mind, body and soul? eventual sebastian/ciel

AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru

He knew he’d said something wrong when Zoro stormed out instead of punching him. ZoSan, AU COMPLETE

Sasuke and Naruto know where they stand with each other, even if the bastard's parents don't agree. NaruSasu COMPLETE

Yuuri is cold.

Orihime's dancing lessons may have been going well for her but not for Hiyori. Shinji/Hiyori Fluff

Remorse,regret,Affection.These were supposed to be impossible for demons to exhibit...unless they were careless. Sebastian has gotten his part of the contract from his best nurtured soul yet, but why did it hurt? Implied Sebas/Ciel

Sasuke and Naruto play a game of truth and dare, and find out quite a bit from it. SasuNaru, implied GaaHina.

Sasuke returns to Konoha, after a 5 year absence, with a purpose. A certain blond-haired Rokudaime better have his wits about him, or Sasuke will slip out of his grasp once more. Yaoi.

England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.

Do you believe in God, Young Master?".The last place one would want to hear preachings is by the demon's lips, and he isn't ready to entertain it either...or allow the soul he owns succumb to God. Sebastian X Ciel

Prussia's dead and Switzerland is reflecting. Oneshot, drabble. Prussia/Switzerland, implied Germany/Italy.

As he bursts into peals of uncontrollable laughter, I now remember why I hate everybody. JOKER, England's POV

Uhm, just a story. About Sasuke and Naruto. And their feelings of love towards each other.

AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.

Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.

I've never been, you know, attracted to a guy. Any guy. Even the ones who all the girls say are really hot. But Sasuke's... different, somehow. AU, NaruSasuNaru

Ciel gets drunk at a gathering for royals. Sometimes the most unexpected things cause Ciel to take drastic measures. SebastianXCiel.

Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI

CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.

“God dammit, Spain, you're the most thick-headed person I know. I should knock some sense into you.” SpainxRomano

Ciel falls ill and has no choice but to accept Sebastian to take care of him. What can Sebastian do to persuade Ciel to take his food & medications? 'As if he liked it…there was not a way he would have enjoys kissing a demon' SebastianXCiel. Oneshot.

America decides it's a great idea to take everyone to Walt Disney World. It's doubtful wheither there will be a Disney World when all is said and done. And Japan really likes his seat at meetings. Main pairings: USxUK, GermanyxItaly, plus random others

In which we look at a short timeline of Naruto and Sasuke’s lives. SasuNaru, Implied GaaNaru and KakaSasu, AU COMPLETE

What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.

For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.

How to recalibrate a relationship and make a proposal, American-style. Set at current, US/UK.

Fairy Tail's strongest team go out on a mission: have a sleepover party at the client's mansion? What more, they must act it out perfectly from telling scary stories to playing Truth or Dare! Suspicious, isn't it? Pairing: Gray/Natsu. HIATUS

Grell has always had slight issues following the rules. After his latest bout of improper Shinigami behavior, William calls him into his office for a lesson in obedience. One-shot.

Abe won't forgive Haruna for not inviting him to his birthday party.

AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia

Sebastian doesn't allow Ciel any sweet foods. But Ciel goes for it anyway and ends up finding the sweetest way to lick Candy. SebasX Ciel One shot.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

While living with Orochimaru, Sasuke starts seeing a familiar blond invading his dreams. The dreams start to take on a life of their own, bleeding into reality. A very broken story of Sasuke and Naruto, and their world falling apart, being rebuilt.

The pitchers decide they've had enough of their catcher companions bossing them around. Sort of.

Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.

Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?

CRACK YAOI. Before poor Neji knows what's going on, he finds he's attracted the attention of three very unexpected suitors. Unfortunately for him, NONE of them seem to show any signs of giving up. ItaNeji SasuNej NaruNej. Don't like Yaoi? See offer inside

Keigo Asano was always there, thought Mizuiro...but maybe that's not a bad thing.

Prompt: Yellow. Tajima thinks Shinooka looks yellow. Hanai thinks Tajima is insane. Slightly ChiyoMomo, MihaAbe

A vignette about love, life, and the pursuit of bubble wars. Multiple pairings inside! COMPLETE

Fed up with waiting for his 'Wimp' to come back, Wolfram heads off to Yuuri's world - just to find out that Yuuri's gone off with some human woman? Why that cheating WIMP!

Sasuke’s sick of hearing Naruto say believe it. SasuNaru. COMPLETE

One-shot. Horohoro's constant nagging about having a girlfriend is starting to get on Ren's nerves. So he decides to give his blue-haired friend some tips on dates..and actually fool him into one! - RenHoro, or Ren x Horo; humor, light shounen-ai fluff. Also the oldest fic I'm still not ashamed of!

HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.

Zexion has to end it. Demyx is everything he isn't: sweet, random, talkative, trusting. But wait. Isn't that why Zexion fell in love in the first place? [AU] [Zemyx] [For Dualism]

SasuNaru. Naruto is surprised to discover what Sasuke really means when he calls him "usuratonkachi." Alternate timeline. WAFF. Fluff. Only rated T due to 2-3 usages of "bad" words.

Gaara's employment at the new Taco Bell displeased quite a few customers. To hell with them, if they didn't like him pouring sand in their food, they could just gorge themselves at McDonalds and leave him alone. T for language.

After what seemed like forever, Kaoru’s eyes still did not rip off from the article. He was absorbing, or rather studying, the various techniques of ‘seducing’ a man. Oh boy, was he going to use this on Kyouya the next day. KyouKao.

Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.

When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.

This is what you get, for leaving your fridge unattended. [IchiHitsu, fluff, drabble]

After finding themselves in a world straight out of 'A Christmas Carol,' the group decides to get into the spirit of the holidays, much to Kurogane's dismay. [SakuraSyaoran, KuroganeFai]

CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee

It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!

I told my best friend I'm in love and he nearly died laughing. Great.

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

[GaaraKiba] In which Kiba hates the village of Suna, and Akamaru doesn't help.

A ninja. A mage. A roadtrip that would take them across the worlds. And perhaps destiny had more in store for them than what it first seemed. [Kurogane x Fai]

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

It was just an accidental kiss, that's all, that happened a memory ago... o.k., so he wanted it to happen again, and he wanted it to be better... too bad he didn't know how to do it! SasukeNaruto with a little KakashiIruka.

A prequel to The Kumagorou Ballet. For an upcoming party, Shuichi writes a Christmas story about him and Yuki using the great work by Dr. Seuss as a basis.

When Ryuichi starts missing the traditions of an American Christmas, he decides to throw a party and tell his own version of the famous Christmas time ballet, the Nutcracker. But when he starts using his friends as the cast, who knows what will happen.