Don't own DRRR! 3

Raira highschool days were often pierced by several events per day, that were rather traumatizing. Although they were scarring, they held some sort of interest that kept the students from jumping off buildings, or tearing their hair out of boredom. Classes were not particularly interesting as well, and teens were often caught dazing out the window, watching bugs crawl across their desks or watching Izaya and Shizuo kill each other.

Wait. What?

To the students, daily attempts of murder were normal occurrences. Izaya and Shizuo were a well known pair, infamous, and known for the destruction caused by them. Each time Shizuo caught sight of Izaya, he was immediately on a warpath.

Izaya of course, found ways to avoid him easily. You could say that Shizuo was somewhat of a bull, once charging, he found it hard to switch directions. He loses control, and common sense becomes… well, rare sense.

There was also Shinra, the glasses nerd, some would call him, often asking strange questions. Sometimes it would be, "Do you put your milk first, or cereal first?"

Sometimes, it would turn strange, and become, "Do you pull your armpit hair?"

Today, it was one of those strange days. Several students this time around, did not understand the meaning of his question. However, Izaya had replied with an evil grin.

"So Izaya," Shinra pushed his glasses up with a smile and clicked his pen, ready to note down anything.

"Are you an S or an M?"

Generally, teens their age would have already learned the meaning of S, or 'Sadist', and M would stand for 'Masochist'.

However, few schoolmates were not… as tainted. Their minds were full of innocence, rainbows, and unicorns.

"Well Shinra," speaking loudly enough, so that the blonde that was sitting a few desks away in the class room could hear. Izaya set his feet up on his wooden desk and smirked towards Shizuo Heiwajima.

"I'm sure if you ask Shizuo, if he's an S or an M, I would be the opposite of him."

His maniacal laugh rang out through the buzzing classroom and Shizuo had heard him crystal clear.

Perhaps a little TOO clear.

Shinra nearly received a heart attack as he saw Heiwajima Shizuo approach Izaya, who was still smirking contentedly and had his arms around his head in a relaxed position.

BANG!

The blonde slammed his hands down on the boys desk hard enough that Shinra swore that he heard a crack.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean flea? Huh?"

The boy had a furious look across his face as though Izaya had said something extremely insulting. Shinra did not quite understand what Izaya had meant, that if Shizuo was an S or an M, Izaya would be the opposite.

"You know perfectly well what that means, Shizu-chan." His red eyes opened and they had a staredown fight.

Opposite… what is he saying? …AH! Shinra chuckled as he finally realized the meaning.

"WE ARE NOT IN A FREAKING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP IZAYAAAAAAA-KUN!" Shizuo snatched the table up as though it weighed as heavy as a paper and prepared to strike Izaya.

However, the brunette was already streaking out the door laughing like a maniac once more.

"Come and get me my lovely Tsundere!"