Wow, it's been a while since I updated my profile. Like a REALLY long time. So I think it's time to do that. To start out with, my name (that you know of) is LoveIsAJokeWithNoPunchline, which is my favorite quote EVER!! But you may all call me love. I only write slash now. I used to do stuff with oc's back when I was still childish and naive, but I'm not anymore. So yeah, I support all kinds of love, and I'm bi myself. But that shouldn't matter, because you should never judge someone based on their sexuallity, only on the size of their breast. Lol, just kidding. So I hope you all enjoyed this small message. Now go read all of my copy and paste things.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, grim's-little-girl, Kuro Fenikkusu, Flyboy254, LoveIsAJokeWithNoPunchline.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of International Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read multiple books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Xemnas' name should be changed to Mansex, copy this to your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this your profile.

If you're a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

RANDOM STUFF

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

TDI:

Beth:
()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 2

Bridgette:
() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
() You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
(x) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2

Cody:
(x) You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
(x) You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
(x) You play the keyboard
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 3

Courtney:
() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
(x) You are/were on the Student Council
(x) Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Total: 3

DJ:
() You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 2

Duncan:
() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
() You love skulls and crossbones
(x) You have piercings (do ears count??)
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
(x) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Total: 3

Eva:
() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
() You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
() You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Total: 0

Ezekiel:
() You're home schooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
(x You are pale
Total: 1

Geoff:
() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard (not very well.)
Total: 0

Gwen:
() You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(x) Preppy things piss you off
(x You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Total: 3

Harold:
(x)You can be a pervert at some times
(x)You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(x)You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x)You read comics
() You breathe loud
(x)You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Total: 5

Heather:
() You're the Queen Bee
(x)You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Total: 1

E-Scope/ Izzy:
(x)You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x)Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
() You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x)You've camped out in the woods
Total: 4

Justin:
() You're the eye candy
(x) People often stare at you
()People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Total: 1

Katie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Total: 0

Leshawna:
() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Total: 2

Lindsay:
() You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
() You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
(x)Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
Total: 2

Noah:
(x) You are a bookworm
(x)Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x) You're in Honors classes
(x)Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
()You're quiet
(x)You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(x)You don't like parties
Total: 7

Owen:
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
() You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Total: 1

Sadie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
(x) You often do things wrong
Total: 2

Trent:
(x)You play/played the guitar
(x)You often wear green
(x)You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
(x)You easily fall in love
Total: 7

Tyler:
(x)You suck at sports
() You often wear red
() You wear a head bandanna
() You wear sweat clothes
(x)You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
() You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Total: 2

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Shelby

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sheizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): GreenSloth

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynne Rowland

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Harshest

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): NeonOrange Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Hreso

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Luna