Wine was evil; Grapes were good. Either way, Tamaki would be noble enough to be the one fed grapes, and Kyouya would be the one wicked enough to drink wine. -ONESHOT;TAMAKYOU;LIGHT FLUFF;SHINE CHALLENGE-

It was the first time in a lot of times that they have come to a funeral of someone that had attended the very school that they had went to.

He loved; she didn't. -: an au drabble

Reality hit Ouran...really, really hard... o. o;

A model never gives their all in front of a camera— "I'm only a girl for the camera, and your Kaoru for you." /ONESHOT/RATED M FOR TIIINY MENTIONS OF LEMON/ HIKAKAO/ AU.

“I…want it all off…” Kaoru said breathlessly and pleadingly, his hands weakly clenching the collars of the buttoned shirt. “It’s so…hot…” And then Hikaru snapped. -HIKAKAO-ONESHOT-Slight hints of Lemon-

“Lies and deceit are essential for survival in the world. I don’t mean to play you,” he said truthfully, holding her fast to him. She grimly smiled, “I know.” -KYOUHARU-ONESHOT-

He wasn’t interested in having a girlfriend. Fact established. He didn’t really care about them at all. Fact established. And when he sees a couple, he has this strange feeling. Fact…not established? -HikaKao-ONESHOT-Fluff...?

It was the dead of night; he was awoken, by nothing more than the theft of his beloved pillow. And what the hell was Kaoru doing with the pillow? The world will never know...sort of. -A Hitachiin Story-ONESHOT-

Writing a love confession...seemed virtually impossible for him, he didn't know what to write. Words weren't his fancy. But…“Hikaru, it’s not as hard as you think. Just tell him how you feel…plain and simple…” -HaniHika-SHINE CHALLENGE-ONESHOT-

It takes one wink to take you out, but it takes more than a wink to kill. The game has started, the Killer is loose. "We can't let the Killer get away." Once the game begins, something even deadlier follows.

Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.

Established Rule of Life No. 1: Never interrupt sex with stupid questions no matter how curious you may be. Where a Hitachiin asks an Ohtori...things that even I'm wondering about. -Oneshot-SUPPOSEDLY CRACK OR SOMETHING o.O-

Where a computer, a blank internet page, a web address bar, and boredom confirm that the Host Club are rich bastards indeed. Oh. And she stumbles across what you call...Fanlistings...-ONESHOT-Slight-HIKAHARU.

Random episodes of Mary-sues. Stupid scenarios of OCs. Bashing of the Mary-sues. Sadly the Host Club must suffer as well. WARNING: PARODY. I am by no means insulting anyone's character at all.

But it was Yahiro, and he thought she sang well, he thought her singing was beautiful and touching. So…what’s there to lose? --YahiroxMegumi: SA.

During school, I’m your typical nerdy boy living in ‘poverty’ and hated by women. After school, I’m your typical famous model living in luxury and loved by all. I’m Hitachiin Kaoru, and I’m living as an undercover pretty boy. -AU-KAOHARU-

Oh.Kyo 101's Exclusive Sneak Peek: THE SECRET BEHIND KYOUYA'S AWESOMNESS! Click to Read Moar. -PARODY/ONESHOT-Rated T for itty bitty implied twincest-

“Rest assured, woman, I’m not going to rape you, I’m not going to kill you to keep quiet,” the thief said with a smile. “I can’t be caught, so—Fujioka Haruhi, I’m stealing you.” -KyouHaru- -AU- -COMPLETE-

DISCONTINUED. She is reserved, very secretive. Untouchable and untouched. Hikaru resents her status, and plans to break it. He has a week to do it, and the whole afternoon and night of each day. After all, he was just a horny little Hitachi

A regular blazing, summer day, with a not so happy Hitachiin amd a curious Haruhi. Throw in a white blotch on Hikaru's back, and we have a story. -SHINE Challenge-HikaHaru-ONESHOT-

Kaoru’s neutral look at this girl was tipping towards favorable. And he did not hear her once say his name. -KaoHaru-Future Fic-ONESHOT

But how would the yapping brunette who admires the commoner of the club respond to him if he ever told her that he ‘enjoyed being with her’? Not very well…he concluded. Take subtle approaches, he had told himself. -Onesided KyouRen-Short Story-

He fell in love with her, got married to her, fell out of love with her—and now, he’s falling in love again…with his wife, Haruhi. HikaHaru. See Hikaru at his worst. -HikaHaru-ONESHOT-

Lame story.

Kyouya: sneezes, coughs, has a headache, has a running/stuffed nose, and openly denies the fact that he's sick, sticking firm to the belief that Ohtoris don't get sick. And a stubborn Kyouya becomes an annoying Kyouya, in Haruhi's book. -KyouHaru-Oneshot-

Erasers. Hikaru. Haruhi. Test. KO'dness. See the crap I wrote about it! -CRACK/DRABBLE/implied HikaHaru--Challenge done for SHINE-

Only under this sky, are they free to come together and love each other so true. Only under this sky, do they exist together as Haruhi and Kaoru. -50 Sentences- -KaoHaru- Challenge issued in SHINE.

It was a mistake for her to ask. She hadn’t forgotten the way his eyes shone mischievously, the way he held her securely, and the way he bent down to her ear and answered lowly to her question: “I’m taking you home.” KaoHaru-ONESHOT-AU.

Dear Mr. Pencakes, I tried to die today. But I didn’t die. So I’ll try to die again tomorrow. And I shall succeed! :3 // Dear Hikaru, ARE YOU FUDGING CRAZY? -A Weird Oneshot- Hikarux?-Done for a SHINE challenge.

-Oranges…such a simple fruit, yet a delicacy. It's sour…but sweet. Sort of like us.--A KaoHaru Tale/Oneshot-

Where our lovable stoic host experiences a feeling that has a whole differnet meaning, and he doesn't even know what the frick it is. A short KyouKao tale. -KYOUKAO/FLUFF/ONESHOT/Written for SHINE-

He was writing on her arm! Does that Hitachiin have anything better to do instead of molesting her innocent left arm with his pen! -HikaHaru- -ONESHOT-

Kaoru’s smile widened as Kyouya’s hands stopped abruptly because of the cuffs and chains that held it there. The Ohtori swore under his breath, and the Hitachiin smirked in accomplishment as he made the usual stoic man want to touch him. -KyouKao-

Maybe having a kid for the sake of finding an heir to the company was a good thing; but maybe having a kid especially when one has no experience whatsoever…was a bad idea… -HikaHaru-ONESHOT-Future Fic-

The day when Tamaki loudly proclaimed that he’ll learn how to drive a car was the chauffer's day of hell. -Ohz Teh CRACK!- TamaHika. Rated T for language.

“I’m your twin, your brother, made of the same blood…and you’re blinded with denial and ambition that you’re after it. But you know, Hikaru…serial killer or not, lieutenant or not, I still love you, and that love isn’t going to run cold anytime soon.” HxK

Haruhi's writing an essay about her most important person in her life. And sadly, she can't concentrate, especially when this 'important' person is texting her randomly. -HikaHaru- ONESHOT.

Double-7 was the best of the best of his kind. For every hard mission, he always succeeded. The simple mission of watching Fujioka Haruhi and finishing the mission was very...simple. And this was where he failed...literally. -KyouHaru-AU-

50 short stories all based on 50 different words. 50 HikaHaru moments for each occasion. Just 50 stankin' humorous and romantic stories. -Oneshot. SHINE Challenge-

Sequel to Bubblegum Talk Oops. Hikaru ate that bubblegum. Is it him or is everyone acting much nicer to him? One KaoHika moment later DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Once upon a time, there was a bunny doll that was loved by a child. Love and happiness seemed like it would stay for a lifetime. But once upon a time, this child grew up. An Usa-chan story.

Haruhi was kissed by a host and told to give that kiss to another. She kissed another, and the cycle begins again. Unebeknowst, she was playing a game of pass the kiss on. HostsxHaruhi. A Valentine's Story.

Ohtori Kyouya is suffering from a very bad case of love sickness, and he doesn't even know that he has it. So, the Host Club will follow him in a pathetic ninja get-up and maybe give him some love conseling...maybe. Let's see how they screw up. KyouKao.

Harsh words may cut your soul, don’t stop walking. Keep your head up, smile. Hands up, feel the empty darkness ahead. Don’t feel crushed, hands are offered, smiles are given. “Let’s walk to the end of the tunnel together.” .Tamaki-based.

Kaoru never believed in anything spiritual, but that doesn't keep him from cleaning up a shrine! Now, the God wants to repay him back, but once Kaoru sees Kami he rejects him. What will Kami do? What will HIKARU do? FLUFF HikaKao,Etc. DISCONTINUED.

Should Kaoru charm Kyouya? Charm…? But how? It’s not like Kyouya would easily agree to his appeal after he charmed him. Hmm. Screw that. OKAY! He’ll charm him. KyouKao.

A decorated book of simplicity, a dull book of complexity, both bookmarked on the page of 75. A crash on a summer afternoon, books were unknowingly exchanged, and names unknown. KyouHaru. First in the Dreams Sequence.

After what seemed like forever, Kaoru’s eyes still did not rip off from the article. He was absorbing, or rather studying, the various techniques of ‘seducing’ a man. Oh boy, was he going to use this on Kyouya the next day. KyouKao.

“Sweet,” he commented, smiling as he kicked off the plug to the drain. The soapy water started to recede, but only slowly, rose petals stuck onto their skin, but they paid no mind. “But you’re skin is much sweeter.” HikaKao Cont. to Peppermint Candy.

Haruhi wonders why Tamaki chose her in the first place to be his spouse. HaruTama. Future Fic.

It is the wedding of Suoh Tamaki and Fujioka Haruhi, and the twins planned to mess around with it. CRACK! Collaboration between xKuroHinotex and Demikun. Story is unmodified from the planning state. Read if you're curious. :D

Haruhi hates fire crackers...why? Sometimes it sounds like thunder...tis all. TamaHaru. Rated T for my usage of 'Goddamit'. ..hem.

Drabbles. Hints of HikaKao. Hikaru's thoughts of life. Drabble Three: If Hikaru had powers...what would he be? .COMPLETE.cus I'm lazy that way.

“But I like you here,” Hikaru objected with a soft whisper. He had a hungry smile accompanying his lustful, hazel orbs. “So vulnerable and defenseless. Oh, little Kaoru, how will you ever run away?” HikaKao

There's so much I want to tell her. She’s just standing there, I could tell her now and get it over with. But I can’t do it, not right away. I offer my hand towards her and bent onto a knee, my head lowers and I ask meekly: “Can I…dance with you?” KaoHaru

[AU][Future Fic] I'm looking for a secretary. She's looking for a job. She applies. I accept. I have a little test for her to pass or fail. She's Fujioka Haruhi and not like most women. She was the one who caught my eye, and I have a test to give her. HxH

“Everything makes the difference, Hikaru. And this is crossdressing, my sanity doesn’t need to be encouraged to commit suicide. So if you would kindly remove that piece of woman’s underwear from my sight, everything will be well,” Kaoru hissed. [HikaKao]

And...WORD gets out that they're gay. The WORD came from a printed letter that explains their homosexual and incest relationship and their elopement. Too bad this is all a fraud. D: [Crack!] [Rated for 'implied to lemon' words][ONESHOT]

Kaoru is a writer. High demands from readers force him to write romance. He doesn’t know where to start, so he tries to get some experience for ‘kiss’ scenes with his lover. But then again…his lover gets a bit out of hand from his demonstrations. HikaKao

When he yelled at his twin, he made a mistake: 'Everything would be alright if only one of us existed' The next day, suspicion builds, and then a twin's missing, gone from their lives. The Host Club won't let that happen! HikaHaru later. About twins.

[Twins and Haruhi philosphical oneshot] He may not know it, but he was important. An important third wheel…that’s what he was.

Like the stars at night that always look after me, I may not have acknowledged the value of your presence, but now I thank you for being there for me. [AU][TamaHaru][Fluff...?]

He may be the youngest, but he’s not immature, simpleminded, or stupid...everything that HE is, he’s not. Then why, in Kami’s name, does he have a loose tooth! Hitachiincest fluff.

See why the most insane authors…do not write together…for DOOM will…befall Ouran. THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR! Featuring: Literate, Koko Roco, xKuroHinotex, and yours truly...me. Warning: BEWARE of my crap writing, and nothin' else.

[Prequel to Bookcase Ghost, you won't understand until you read Bookcase Ghost] Oct. 17...Gomenasai, I should've knew. [Friendship]

Haruhi ate bubblegum, and the luxurious smell is now stuck in her mouth. Whenever she talks this scent just sprays and it effects young men in a light romantic way. [Haruhi x Everyone in the Club]

I don’t want to hurt you, but you forced me to. And now…look. See what you did? How the heck do we explain to Okaasan! Oh yeah, thank you so much for forgiving me, Hikaru. It was so fun to manipulate you. :3 [HikaxKao FLUFF ONESHOT]

[Hikaru & Kaoru...THIS is just an experiment with ANGST and HUMOR thrown together.]“Why…? Why did you have to go? I miss you. [Rather pointless...Just read it, dammit.]

Wait..what am I supposed to do? Explain to this little girl about...what? Renge, are you trying to taint this five year old's mind? Ehehe, hi...what's you're question now, little kid? “Niisan, how are babies made?” WHAT! [Interview: Host Club]

I’m killing myself. It’s my art. The art of losing myself…to myself. [Pointless angst fic.][ONESHOT][Rated T for selfabuse themes][Hikaru & Kaoru]

[AU, ONESHOT] Eight year old Haruhi takes a trip to the library! She falls asleep and gets locked in. Unbeknowst to her, that night was the every ten years that a certain...ghost would appear. [Fluff: TamaHaru]

[ONESHOT] Kyouya was too used to calculating stuff, but several things turned out to be unpredictable. Things such as thunder and Haruhi. Light Fluff. HaruKyou

Future Fic. What happened to the innocent man that I knew as 'Tamaki-sempai? How did he get replaced by this...man...who is not like him at all? What happened to my idiot? TamaHaru.

Sixty stories of Kakashi and Anko, all bundled up. Sixty romantic moments with a touch of light, and bounded together by sunshine. [KakaAnko] [NOW DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

A phrase, a hidden word beneath the phrase. A different meaning, a meaning that's deep. Attempts, attempts for love. Hidden codes, codes that meant different. Once SasuSaku, now SasuSakuSai

Hikaru was always one without patience. AND I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM GO OVER THE TOP OF IMPATIENT! A twin story. Somewhat fluff, Rated T for swearing

To find if the twins were really telling the truth of what they do at night, three fangirls decided to investigate. When they snuck into their house late at night...they heard strange things...very..strange...Rated T for hints of 'lemon'

I'm sick. And my life just gets worse if Hikaru's around. I'm stuck here. Bedridden. Guess what? He shows up. Rated T for swearing.

After 3 years in China and without her friends, what happens if Lee and Neji comes back for her...the former Weapon's Mistress of Konoha. She won't let that happen. Nejiten

Shikamaru has to give Ino something as congrats for her making to jounin. But he can't quite get the perfect unique gift, until...he grasped the perfect idea. InoShika Slight AUish

Christmas morning. Play Santa. A present was given by a 'fangirl' to Uchiha Sasuke, who despises Christmas. Will Sasuke take it or will it go all to waste? SasuSaku. [Far from Christmas I know]

When Lee dies in a mission, Neji takes a change. Will Tenten be able to move on without their lovable teammate beside them? A fluffy oneshot of Neji and Tenten.