"Hey…"

"…what?"

"Kyouya…"

"What?"

"Before you fuck me and all…can I ask you something?"

"What?"

"Have you ever thought where everything goes after the sex?"

"…"

"I mean like…you're fucking me anally, and that's where the shit comes out. So does it come out with the shit?"

"How should I know?"

"Well, you're a smart ass...shouldn't you know? Wouldn't it look icky inside the toilet bowl if brown and white's mixes together..."

"...Hikaru...why on earth would you look inside in the first place?"

"Curious. What if it looked like...melted chocolate icecream?"

"..."

"And would it feel comfortable if you were slamming into…diarrhea or something?"

"I…would rather not think about that."

"What about lube? Why do people say it hurts without it?"

"…it just does."

"Then why aren't we using any lube?"

"Because…just because…"

"And what about toys and stuff that gets jammed up someone's ass? Don't they get covered with sh—"

"No, Hikaru. It's not like you use the bathroom all the time."

"But I have a stomachache now."

"Have it ever occurred to you it's because you stopped me from moving and started asking me stupid questions?"

"But really, where does it all go? Does it meld into the walls of my bottom or what? Because it'd be very nasty if I had to use the bathroom after this, you know."

"…"

"And also I have to question about where the cum goes if you give me a blow job."

"…it's in my stomach."

"Yeah, but does it digest? Isn't cum made of sperm?"

"…"

"Dude…the cum…it moves…Kyouya…Do you feel anything squirming in your stomach?"

"…-sighs-…no, Hikaru…my stomach's enzymes probably killed it—"

"YOU KILLED MY BABIES."

"Your…what?"

"Isn't that nasty?"

"What is?'

"Eating my kids."

"You're barely capable of producing any embryo."

"But…they say that if you kick a guy in their place, you kill a thousand of babies—"

"They meant straight people."

"Really? That means we're not straight?"

"God…Hikaru…why else would we be in this freaking position?"

"…hm…I guess that's right."

"Any more questions?"

"Yeah…"

"What?"

"What if I want to use the bathroom?"

"There are multiple answers…A) Very unlikely since you're seriously hard. B) I'm not letting you leave after you bombarded stupid questions at me in the middle of sex."

"Oh."

"Can I move yet?"

"Oh! Wait! Wait!"

"What is it now?"

"You still didn't answer me."

"What?"

"Where does everything go after sex?"

"…"

"Kyouya?"

"Hikaru…"

"Yep?"

"Shut the fuck up…please."