Geez I'm bad at this kind of stuff. Well, I guess I could just BS about myself:

Hi, I'm 147 years old, my name is Delilah, and I own a taser made out of feathers.

See, all of that was bull crap. Oh well, not like you could tell when I tell the truth. I could be a high school student with a secret lab underneath my couch or a man with a pet wolf and a machine gun, and you people'd never know. I mean, I feel like it'd be kinda stalkerish to even try.

Well, I'll through this part out; I'm female. See, stalkers, I just narrowed down your search to about half of the population. (Wow, just throwing this out there, if you're actually reading this, then you have a lot more patiance than me. I'm not even reading what I'm writing, otherwise it'd be a lot more eloquent and a lot less of me rambling on about who the heck knows what.)

My hobbies include throwing wood into the ocean. (Sereously, what's that even supossed to mean? I'm just writing anything that pops into my head. No wonder I've received a death threat after writing my fan fic.) I live with my parents. (Ha, see, you people don't know that they're actually androids. [Dad, if you're reading this, I'm making a joke. Don't ground me.]) Also, my dream is to graduate Harvard Law school with a medical degree. See? See what I did there? What?

Seriously, anyone reading this probably should've stopped while they were ahead. All you've really learned about me is that I'm CRAAAAAZY, which you should've been able to figure out after reading the crap I wrote. That or read the first sentance. No, not the first one, more like the fourth. Yeah, that makes more sence.

Oh, and just so you know, when I don't respond to comments, it's because I'm actually a computer program the government is trying out for artaficial intelligence. (lol no if that was true I'd probably be smarter) No, it's because I just am not going to figure out how or I'll drive away any fans with my ramblings. Also my email HATES ME! Along with the rest of technology.

Let's see, what else can I say 'bout myself...

I like puppies and rainbows and happy faces! And ice cream. Sooo much ice cream. And I like anime. If you didn't figure that out. But you likely did.

I don't do drugs. Don't do drugs kids, it'll make you turn into zombies when the government poisons your crack supply.

I hate technology. Sure it helps speed things up in life but I just know it's out to get me. Seriously, this computer has crashed on me at least four times. FOUR FREAKING TIMES! And my TV broke too. And my ipod. And I'm pretty sure that lamp is watching over my shoulder.

Seriously, is anyone even gonna read this?

Favorite animes/mangas: Naruto, Hetalia, One Piece, Bleach, Pokemon (back when it didn't suck), Full Metal Alchemist

Oh, and since I'm the laziest person that I know, I'm just gonna put all my Disclaimer things right here:

I don't own Naruto, Hetalia, Bleach, Pokemon, the song Baby, Rachel, or anything else that I've made obscure references to throughout my fan fics. They all belong to their respective owners. I only own my OCs, and, of course, the stories themselves.

Well, have fun! :D