Guten Tag meine Lieblings! Or for you non-German speakers, hello lovers! Lenny here, and I welcome you to my…er…domain. I live in a house in a certain state in the USA, I am currently of a certain age, enjoy long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Andrew Jackson on the twenty-dollar bill is the biggest irony in American history. Butterflies taste with their feet.

Ok, I have no idea what to say. That’s why I put this off for so long. So…eh…things about me…

1.) I’m nearing the end of my high school days. Fast approaching people! I’m almost free!

2.) I named my cell phone Fredrick…I don’t know why.

3.) I am under the impression that I am the Bear Jew.

4.) I’m Jewish…if you couldn’t tell from that statement…and damn proud

5.) Life is one big history pun, and I intend to milk it for all it’s worth

6.) Shakespeare and I were lovers in a past life. It’s true.

I spend my days waking up before the sun to get to school, which is where I spend an alarming majority of my time. My blood type is caffeinated mint tea, my hair color is dye. My music style is weird, my book taste are social commentaries. I got to bed quite long after the sun has gone down.

So sit back, have some fun, comment, enjoy! Be my guest, I’m just happy you’re here.

Authors Notes!!

Note: You may have noticed, in my early stories, I refer to myself as Yuri. This is just a Japanese nickname that I picked from my friend. I have as of late dropped it, and will stick with my actual name. So no more Yuri. Just Lenny :)

2/1/10: I deleted Flu 1918Why? Because when I wrote it, I was falling off the Twilight bandwagon. I am now completely totally and wholly off it. Actually, I despise Twilight, and it pained me to see it on my page. So it’s gone. Sorry if that upsets you but…my writing. My rules. :)