Tzeehide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock. Just your average bored fanfiction writer, muddling along, hoping to write something good one day... Comments and Criticism are welcome! I also have an account on FictionPress.com, please visit me! :) I also have a corresponding site on Archive of our Own, under the same pseudonym 'Tzee', but as far as possible, I will try post to both accounts identically. Update: For those of you who read an enjoyed Chair-thoughts of John Watson, a companion fic, Considerations about Tables from Sherlock Holmes is up! Favourite Writing quotes; "No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader." -Robert Frost. |
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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Reichenbach Hero Returns by KatyLamphere reviews
John, not of sound mind, has been hallucinating that Sherlock has been back all along. So what happens when Sherlock comes home for real? Spoilers for series 1 and 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,145 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under the Downs by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Outgoing by hannahroar reviews
Outgoing text messages to a dead man's phone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Child of Destruction by Mother-of-Monsters reviews
Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,293 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
52 Weeks by ColgateKiss reviews
Post Reichenbach. John is going through the classic phases of grief ... badly. Divided into four parts, this fic chronicles his progress week by week, the reconstruction of life without Sherlock. Can John possibly find a happy ending? Warning: BIG angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ulysses and other tales by Moranion reviews
Sherlock thinks he knows the world, but years pass and the journey is long, and John Watson will always remain a mistery. S/J. Warnings: non-explicit sex, spoilers for The Scandal in Belgravia, brief discussion of theoretical incest. I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Put Your Lips Together and Blow by Regency reviews
John doesn't smoke often, but when he does, it's a hell of a show. Sherlock is only too happy to observe. John, Sherlock, and clove cigarettes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rewind by Seynde reviews
Hermione holds a Time-Turner in her hands; where and when it will take her, she is unsure. But she knows she will always go to the presence of one man and so she turns the dial without hesitation. A different type of Time-Turner romance. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,828 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Half and Two More by Moranion reviews
The first time Sherlock Holmes says 'I love you' to John Watson, he is standing next to him in a small church. The first time Mary Morstan says 'I do' to John Watson, he is staring at Sherlock Holmes with wide eyes. warnings for angst and eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Serenade for the Storm by Moranion reviews
John's addicted to Sherlock, and Sherlock is addicted to music. Which makes John addicted to music as well. / An homage to two brilliant men and a lot of glorious music. Sherlock and John belong to Moffat, Gatiss and BBC. Music belongs to its creators.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Strange Morning by Moranion reviews
John is feeling really strange and Sherlock talks about that which gives extras. Blame it all on a bloody butterfly. S/J slash, some vaguely insane thoughts and tender loving talk about crime. written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dies Irae by Lomonaaeren reviews
Epilogue for Veela Struck. Startling news comes to Harry and Draco from Azkaban. HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tale of Boy and His Diary by xForeversEndx reviews
Oneshot! It's been done before but why not? Draco loses his diary. Who finds it you ask? None other than his very muse for writing, Harry James Potter. What could possibly be written in that diary that upsets Draco so to lose it? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Illusion by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy is stalking Harry Potter. Or is that all it really is? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Classroom Escapades by shysunlight reviews
Harry, Draco, and a classroom. A little insight about the complications of lust and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Narcotic by xErised reviews
It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heated by WC43 reviews
A warm couple of weeks at Hogwarts castle inspire some interesting methods of cooling off. DM/HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Complex by dapixam-q reviews
HP/DM Pre-HBP AU. Harry's been interested in Ron for years, but Ron's being an idiot about it. Draco offers to help him out. Fake relationship!cliche! WARNING: IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM THAT SUMMARY, THIS IS CRACKY AS HELL. And everybody's pretty OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
33 Chase Cuts by reikoyazumi reviews
Prompt #33, Chase Cuts. No het, gen or slash are ok. Written for Chasefest of LiveJournal
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - R. Chase - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Hither by Ketsueki Touji reviews
Draco can't sleep, so he wanders the halls. He finds Harry alone one night, doing something fairly shocking! Lemons ensue! DMHP, NC17, SLASH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 206 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tomato Paste by The-Rose-Has-Wilted reviews
A Veela Slash Fic. DMHP. Starts dark. Be gentle, this is my first true fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Another Word for Hate by Nightmarish reviews
You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coincidence by Mac Black reviews
Coincidence. Forget destiny, forget fate. Harry didn’t believe in fate. He believed in coincidence. And that’s all it was. A coincidence. Because there is no way that it was ‘meant to happen’. Not a chance. HPDM slash, don't own characters. plz rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Because Torture means 'to Twist' reviews
A series of murders is related by an unsettling factor; Sherlock and John unravel the mystery whilst deciphering their own innermost workings. Could the murders be hitting closer to home than they thought? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Blue Ruin reviews
A rising bubble of fear and panic imploded with a wash of piercing cold, sluicing wave after icy wave down to his very toes. This was not happening. It was not. Nothing to do with TRF. M for later chapters. Enjoy! :
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chairthoughts from John Watson reviews
He had to stop himself and lock his eyes onto the grubby pile of the carpet. It just wouldn't do to get a hard-on in front of anybody, let alone Sherlock, and certainly not when thinking about- Dare he say it?- chair sex. Johnlock smut because feelings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Considerations about Tables from Sherlock Holmes reviews
Sherlock decided he didn't very much like tables anymore,whichever devolved Neanderthals had brought this concept about would have left everyone better off if they were still splashing about in primordial soup. Companion to Chair-thoughts of John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding My Wings reviews
After a sudden drama in the Great Hall, Draco finds himself not quite himself and Harry is confused in denial. Involves wings and fluffy things! No, not those you perv... I suck at summaries, please read...: Harry/Draco ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
You wish reviews
Harry wants Draco to say something, but Draco's being stubborn. Cute little PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drabble Challenge! reviews
The Ipod shuffle drabble challege has infected me too! Five cute Harry/Draco shots, with one about Harry breaking up with Ginny Yay! . Free Food if you read and review XD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
