"Sherlock! I mean it. Stop wriggling."

"I can't!"

"And why not?"

"Because. It tickles. And this isn't comfortable."

"Stop squirming! It wouldn't be uncomfortable if you hadn't broken your leg, would it?"

"Do you mean to imply that I broke it intentionally?"

"No, it's just inconvenient is all."

"Inconvenient, indeed. Honestly, you think in this day and age they would have invented some kind of waterproof cast."

"Hmm. Lift up."

"John that tickles!"

"Well you'll be out of it in a few weeks and then I won't have to bathe you anymore, happy?"

"Well then I shall just have to break something else."

"What?"

"Well I rather enjoy you washing me – ouch! Be careful will you!"

"Hmm. You wouldn't know it to listen to you whine and snap at me."

"Well if you stopped tickling me and poking sensitive bits."

"Sensitive bits? I haven't even got to your sensitive bits yet!"

"Honestly John don't you know there are more erogenous zones than just the genitals. Like there for example."

"Here?"

"Mmm."

"What about here?"

"Yesss..."

"Here-"

"Ouch, John, that tickles!"

"Sorry."

"What have I told you about laughing at me?"

"Sorry, it's just difficult when you're so cute, is all."

"Cute."

"Well not when you look like that, no. But usually, yes."

"I have never heard a word less apt at describing myself."

"And that, Mr Holmes, is the worst deduction I have ever heard you make."

"And that's yours. Stop getting bubbles everywhere."

"You're getting bubbles everywhere."

"Why do baths always take so much longer when you have to bathe me?"

"Because you can't keep still?"

"That must be a factor as I certainly don't tickle myself and therefore do not move as much. Obvious, John, really. But I think it might also be influenced by the fact that your touching makes me very aroused and it's rather difficult to ignore."

"Well there is that. It's a shame I can't hop in with you."

"Indeed, we must do that sometime when my leg has healed. For now, at least a nice handjob should suffice."

"And they say romance is dead."

"Who says that?"

"Never mind. Anyway, I'm not doing anything until you're all clean. You'd think someone with a broken leg wouldn't be able to get as dirty as you are now."

"Well it's not my fault, if that's what you're implying."

"Oh, it's not, is it? So, tell me, whose fault is it that your experiment exploded all over you?"

"Yours."

"Mine?"

"You were wearing those jeans. I told you that your arse distracts me when you're wearing them."

"So it's my arse's fault that I have to wash soot off you nearly every evening?"

"Yes. Though it seems to be mine that bears the brunt of it."

"Ha, that's true. Though I don't hear you complaining."

"Why would I? You are a very good lover. The best."

"Well, you might think differently if you had something to compare."

"Like what?"

"Like ... if you ever had sex with another person."

"..."

"Don't look so horrified."

"John, I don't want anyone else."

"The feeling's mutual, detective."

"Good. Then will you please put your hand on my cock?"

"Oh, alright then. Seeing as you asked so nicely."

"John I told you, sarcasm doesn't beco-OH!"

"You were saying?"

"N-n-nnghh."

"Sorry didn't quite catch that."

"John, John."

"Mmm, yes, Sherlock?"

"I'm c-close..."

"You really enjoy this that much? Well we must have baths together more often. Once your cast is off we can both get in and I'll sit between your legs and rub up against you until..."

"Mmmph, John!"

"God you're beautiful."

"Mmm... love you..."

"I love you too."

"John?"

"Yes?"

"Take me to bed?"

"I think that's probably a good idea."

A/N: so there you have it... I didn't think it was as good as my other one but.. let me know what you thought. Please give me ideas for more because I love writing these but my brain has shut down temporarily due to constant demand on it for school! Prompts please people! Thank you for being such lovely readers