DISCLAIMER: Oh ye, weak of faith. I don't own characters, places, cliches, random Wal*Mart appearances, etc. If you recognize something as foreign, it's not mine. The ideas are, though. I also do not make any money out of this. I would be infringing the law if I were. Also, I noticed that some people post my fics somewhere else. Don't, for god's sake! It's my fic, and I want to be ashamed of it here, where I know it is! I don't want to go on some shady site and suddenly see my fic and think, "Oh holy shit, if I do get that gov internship or become a citizen of This-That-Over There country, then how the dickens am I going to get this down for a background check?! I don't care if it isn't probable, that's my fear and I own it!

I know that there are people out there who read fafiction so dedicatedly, that they check out the profile of the author to, I guess, know him/her better.

If you are reading this profile, or my stories, I must warn you.

First, I like writing slash. Excluding Tales of the Roadkill, (which has slashy undertones) the rest of my stories contain slash. Huh.

Second. I am a horribly unreliable author. I do not say when I will update, nor I update fast. It takes me long to write, and even longer to update. I understand that you want the stories updated fast, and believe me, I tried to update every week, but I began to hate writing because of it. I forced myself to write, and the result was a crappy chapter, outraged public and even more depressed author.

I can't promise that I will always update. I can't even promise I will continue writing. If I will, I will. If not, then not.

Thank you.

Now, my stories.

Firebird: AU. I will definitely finish it. I love it too much to screw it up. When, is another question.

Hell's Anatomy: AU. Will finish it. I like sadistic male leads. I will have to rewrite chapter 8 due to crappiness.

For the Love of His Brother: AU, no ninjas, no sexy no jutsu, no clan wars or other worn out plots. Instead, I put in my own cliches. Charming, that. Will finish it. When, I don't know.

Sanatorium: AU. That is one weird story. Finished. Open ending.

Pack Before You Leave: Canon. Finished.

Tales of the Roadkill: AU, NOT SLASH. Finished.

Messing with the Dentist Can Cost Your Life: Finished. AU. It was the inspiration for Tales of the Roadkill.

There Were Beansprouts in His Bathroom; Canon. Hiatus, my first try at writing fanfiction.

Stay Till It's Friday: AU. Hiatus.