Hello my fellow anime-lovers!

my deviantART account: http:///

Do I have fury (thumbs up if you get the reference)? No! But I have tumblr!: http:/// Which is mostly used for mini-fics like Nyotalia and for fiction and YouTube announcements.

Name: The only name you're getting is Tyranno's girl. Or you can call me Tsunade-sama like my freinds do.

Fave things: Anime, Yaoi, Video games, drawing, hentai, futanari (I'm not gay, I just like it for some reason...) and writing stories.

Loves: French Toast, her family, the Zodiac, Kisame Hoshigaki, and Tyranno Hassleberry. (Please don't ask me to choose between the two...)

Fave music: Classical, rock( MCR, the killers, Panic! At the disco), J-pop, Vocaloid, J-rock, European, and R-pop.

Fave Anime: Pokemon, Petshop of Horrors, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Soul Eater, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Hetalia- Axis Powers, Hell Girl, Yatterman 2008 (Yatta, Yatta, Yatterman!)... There are probably more but I can't remember them all right now.

Motto(as of right this moment): someone says: Don't go there! I reply: Um, I already went there, reserved my hotel, and sent you a postcard!

Well... All I got to say is, thanks to everyone who reads and supports my fanfics.

You guys should have seen it, I was Kisame for Halloween ('08) (I just wish I had someone to be Itachi...)!!

This year ('09) for Halloween I cosplayed as Zetsubou-sensei (Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei) and as Kakuzu (Naruto) seeing as how when I dressed up as Zetsubou, everyone kept calling me a granny!

I am also officially not a democrat or a republican. I'm an equalitist. ... I explain later. _

Reviews=Love people, so please indulge the lonely authoress and give some feedback on my stories.

Second of all, but it's probably more important,

MMIIIIIICHAAAAAAEEEEEELLLLLL!! On Thursday June 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pm the world lost an angel, one of its few true artists, our last Peter Pan. RIP Michael Jackson, the world will never be the same without you.

Da da da dan! It's Tyranno's girl list of fave yaoi pairings!

Naruto:

KisaIta (Kisame and Itachi equals love people! Even if they're dead... cries)

KakuHida (S&M is hot! And their relationship is cute! Even if they're dead and MIA... cries more)

SasoDei (Love the sweetness! And when Sasori uses some of his special potions during sex... Damn. But they're dead! cries)

ZetsuTobi (And I mean ZetsuTobi as is both sides of Zetsu being the seme to Tobi the idiot! No that bastard Madara, Tobi!)

SasuNaru (You have to give props to the pairing that started all of the Naruto yaoi. Also, SASUKE IS SEME! Always and forever!)

KakaIru (Teacher sex is hot!)

NejiGaa (I don't want to hear any GaaLee talk, for me, it's NeGaa or nothing!)

OroKabu (This pairing is so Canon and hot that no one should deny it. yells at OroSasu and KabuSasu fans YA HEAR THAT!)

Who else from Naruto..? Oh, of course, the all-wonderful perfect threesome:

SasuNaruSai (Semes on the outside, with a nice uke filling)

Pet Shop of Horrors:

LeonD (Canon! And it's so pretty and so hot!)

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy:

RikuSora (Canon! And sweet...)

SephiCloud (Although I haven't actually looked for anything with this pairing...)

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:

ZanexChazz (I love royalshipping!)

AsterxJaden (Love this pairing! Haven't seen much with it, but i love it because of how the characters are in the anime)

Ben 10: Alien Force: (And yes, I know that it isn't an anime, but the pairing is still there people!)

KevinxBen (Otherwise shipped as 'Bevin'. It's almost canon and it is almost exactly like the SasuNaru pairing from Naruto! They both even have the annoying roadblocks! ie, Sakura and Gwen)

Hetalia- Axis Powers:

GermanyxItaly (aka LudwigxVeneciano. IT'S JUST SO DAMN CUTE!!)

RussiaxAmerica (aka IvanxAlfred. Russia is a pimp, I don't care what anyone says. And when he dominates America... Epic win.)

Legend of Zelda:

LinkxShiek (It's sooo... hot! As long as you believe that Shiek and Zelda were different people, it's all good...)

Super Smash Bros: (Yeah, I'm a brawler.)

IkexPit (SO CUTE! And very popular in Japan.)

RoyxMarth (Damn you Nintendo! Why did you have to get rid of Roy?! This pairing was awesome!)

South Park: (Once again, not an anime. But the pairings are hot and awesome as long as you imagine the cast as being in their high-school years)

StanxKyle (aka 'Style'. Cute, awesome, sexy, canon... What more could you want?)

DamienxPip (aka 'Dip'. I think that I may have a fetish for anything dealing with demons, hell, or anything like that. And the son of the devil stealing the innocence of the pure little British boy is Epic win.)

CraigxTweek (aka 'Creek'. Once again, S&M mixed in with the poor, spazzing blond is kind of epic.)

ChristophexGregory (It's an awesome pairing but why don't people do more stuff on it?! The only reason that I don't is because I still have yet to see the South Park movie so I can know what they act like.)

Pokemon:

Professor OakxTracy (... I don't care what anyone says. Apprenticeshipping is hot, hot, hot! And those of you who think that it's too much of an age difference, think about it! It's probably around the same age difference as Orochimaru and Kabuto, so meh!)

Sonic the Hedgehog: (First of all, they have to be in human form!)

ShadowxSonic (aka 'Sonadow' It's perfect and why else does Sonic run from Amy so damned much?)

And until I get some more, that's it! Trust me, give me few days and this list will be updated! Also, the order is SemexUke. You hear me?! SEMEXUKE! I'm sorry but when it comes to yaoi, I don't do role-reversals.

Hey people! Just in case you are actually liking the Akatsuki Horror Series, here are some links to the songs that I have written fics for so far.

Alice of Human Sacrifice (AHS: Alice of Human Sacrifice): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMQmTIp6SRk&feature=related

Conchita, the Epicurean Daughter of Evil (AHS: Zetsu Conchita): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqVca_2WkkI&feature=related

Dark Woods Circus (AHS: The Dark Woods Circus): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6PL0LH4_Y

... And hopefully more to come soon! .

And now some interesting stuff that you may have already seen before!:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http:///misc/personality_disorder_
URL for more info: http:///disorder/index.html

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http:///misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http:///misc/

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a NIGERIAN with internet access, so I must be trying to cheat people out of their money.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (CHRIST WAS MIDDLE EASTERN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I personally hate the stuff with a passion.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (You got a problem with the sunhats?!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (All I have going for me is the accent that pops up at random)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Fan-characters are fine... Just don't over-use them, and be realistic, please?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (There's a time and place for everything... And it's called University.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.