Peace. Fun. Creativity. Perseverance. Randomness. Inspiration from everything. Love. Heartbreak. Zen. Tranquility. Happiness. Realization. Boredom. Fun. Unique.

.Me.

Note: Just so everyone knows, my favorite Naruto episodes are episode 17-19. The Haku and Zabuza arc. They made me cry so much!

A LOVELY CRACK SURVEY!!

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Kakuzu
2. Hidan
3. Kakashi
4. Pein
5. Sasori
6. Deidara
7. Konan
8. Sasuke
9. Orochimaru
10. Iruka
11. Kisame
12. Naruto

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Nah, not that I know of

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pein: The Sex

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Read that before! _ makes me happy inside

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Oh yes.. many

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO, no, no, no, no! Hidan is Kakuzu’s.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
well, Sasori and Orochimaru wouldn’t be that bad. They were partners.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She’d first clean up the massive nosebleed and then go running to Pein. “Pein!! The Jinchuuriki is here!! Come quickly, but cover your eyes!!”

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Wow, there are tons of those!

Iruka is at home alone, and hears a rumble of thunder. ‘Kakashi…’ He thinks, wishing the jounin was there, his arms wrapped securely around him. Kakashi hears the thunder from his house as well, thinking ‘Iruka needs me.’ Kakashi teleports over to Iruka’s house, coming in through the window, soaking wet. Iruka gives him a huge glomping hug, and tells him to take off his wet clothes so he can borrow some of Iruka’s. Kakashi has something else in mind.

NO STEALING!! IMA WRITE THIS STORY SOON. IT WILL BE CALLED 'THUNDERSTORMS'

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
OH gods no… -covers eyes in impossibleness-

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
KonanxNaruto? Eesh… uh

“Rescuing Wings of a Paper Angel”

eh?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well seeing that Kakuzu is 91 years old, it would be a bit difficult… so I’d say, “Pein, go get your time-machine”.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
-sigh- haha yeah. I do. Kakashi and Sakura aren’t that bad. ‘Stripped Bare’ is an awesome fanfic!! And my best friend reads most of the stories I do.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haha, again, I do. Write Don’t really know anyone that draws him though…

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
So the person before me had 2,4,and 5 as Hidan, Pein, and Deidara. Now I just have the other artist! Haha. So yeah, I doubt anyone would write that. Sure would be interesting!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
”Oh Kakashi!! H-harder!” XD of course, I love it!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Animal I’ve become

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Threads, Clay, and Lemons attacking Fox. Beware!

Hahaha XD

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Oh wow. Iruka and Hidan? . hm. 'Please don't kill me?' -pouty face-

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kisame: "How the fish-sticks did that happen?!" –looks both ways, confused-

20. How emo is Seven?
Not very? Unless you’re talking about the beginning of my story, ‘My Mitsukai’. Then she was near suicidal.

Growing Collection of Quotes:

When a man who could rip you’re heart out and use it as his own, and a foul mouthed immortal are about to have sex, you should hope you’re not the one knocking at their door.
-RedSand, taken from the story 'Akatsuki Breakup'

Quotes from, in my opinion, one of the coolest and most interesting guys in history, Friedrich Nietzsche

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”

“We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the tone of voice in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us.”