Who, Me?

I'm The Soul Cake Duck, more commonly known as Cake-chan, and am paranoid beyond sanity and generally in a very bad mood.

Shuffle : Drabble Collection. This will probably become epic, just because of the huge-ness of my music collection. All pairings, even the really cracky ones, will probably gotten around to eventually. It's really up to the music.

Bride of the Forest Lord : Yay! Third chapter up!

Why Wizards Don't Know About Ninjas : I've started outlining chapter nine but it's going nowhere fast, mayhaps if I were struck with sudden inspiration, but for now it is on hold until I post the latest chapter of 'Bride'.

Akatsuki's Miko : On Hold. I have been ignoring this story for some time now, but i will eventually work on it again. My inspiration ran out on me awhile ago. Patience is all I can recommend, but I wouldn't hold my breath with the way things are going.

In Darkness Take Me : Drabble Collection. It will be continued when the inspiration next strikes me.

An Heir to Darkness : Can be considered a Crack-Companion Piece to 'In Darkness Take Me'. Madara's chapter will be written eventually.

Desire : Drabble Collection. I'm thinking about ending this collection, but am as of yet undecided.

Sweets , There was an Espada , Generic Fairytale , Hallelujah , Oh, What a Night! , Poison , Gloomy Sunday , Partners , Alterations , Incubus, Need, From Russia With Love, and Safe, Sane, Consensual are all one-shots.

November 16, 2008 -- I have done some major revision work on some of my earlier stories, mostly formatting and the like but I find it to be a great improvement.

November 30, 2008 -- Pushing the release of 'Bride's new chapter back a bit, updated the status of a few things (if anyone actually reads this, which I am severely beginning to doubt). I got a bit off track and wrote 'Incubus', a triumph, considering it was done in one night (finally posted in the wee hours of the morn') without a beta (not that I have ever gotten any of my work officially beta-ed), but that's how the chips fell, so I'm letting them be.

January 24, 2009 -- No, I haven't died, I'm just in hiatus...and changing my name. (insert evil laughter)

January 29, 2009 -- Third chapter of 'Shuffle' posted.

Febuary 6, 2009 -- Third chapter of 'Bride' posted.

August 9, 2009 -- Wow, I'm alive...and have started on the craziest project ever, once again abandoning all of my other work. Hopefully it will content itself with being a one-shot, but I doubt it. So, on goes the story of my life...

May 22, 2011 -- I'm sure that it's abundantly clear that I have been on hiatus for some time, this will continue until I have resolved several personal issues. I'm sorry but I am not accepting Beta requests. I am considering putting my currently unfinished stories up for adoption, if anyone is interested please PM me. Also, whilst fiddling around with my account settings and updating this I decided to archive a story I did awhile ago for the Hetalia Kink Meme, it's called 'Safe, Sane, Consensual'

The fabulous Sedkhel translated 'Oh, What a Night!' into Russian, I'm both immensely flattered and extremely grateful. The translation can be found here.

A wonderful fanart was done for me by BrigadeQueen, inspired by 'Heir to Darkness'; Sachi Uchiha

Random Quote

"There Are Those To Whom Knowledge Is A Shield, And Those To Whom It Is A Weapon. Neither View Is Balanced, But One Is Less Unwise."