Hello peoples!! Yeah...I don't really have all that much to say other than this: just read my god damn stories. So yah...bye then.

Okay stuff about me:

Name: I shall never tell you. You can only guess, just call me by my pen name.

Where I Am Currently Living: Somewhere in the universe.

Hobbies: Memorizing movie lines, being weird, writing poetry, writing fanfictions (and stuff like that), drawing, baking, and many more.

Age: Why should I tell you?

Nickname: Don't have one.

B-day: Not telling! Ha Ha!

Anyways, that is all I am going to say for now!

P.S. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

Inwe Tiwele's Rants! Enjoy!!!

Rant #1: On the Subject of Flamers and Flames in General

Okay, this one really pisses me off. As many of my readers are already aware of: I DO NOT ACCEPT FLAMES!! PERIOD! Flames are stupid and the people who write these reviews are just as imbecilic as the utterly moronic, insulting, and all out rather humiliating things they write. For instance, if the said flamer is going to tell me that "You are a horrible writer and should not bother writing" then they can just go jump in a freezing lake and drown themselves.

If they had nothing to say but things that are damaging to the author's own writing then they should not even bother writing a review. Personally, I think that flames are not to be written. It's like saying: HERE IS MY SELF-ESTEEM! TAKE A TACK AND DESTROY IT NICE AND SLOWLY BY DIGGING IT OUT OF MY BRAIN BIT BY LITTLE BIT!! No..that is not a very pleasant thing to receive in your e-mail. I hold my own writing and other people's writing at a very high standard. I will only add those stories to my favorites if it has all of my requirements. If I don't like the work that I am reading, I stop and go look for something else to read. It is not that hard to press a button on your mouse that sends you back to where you were previously scrolling down the page. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE A STORY, DON'T READ IT! You don't have to pull out your thumb tack and slowly dig out a person's brain bit by little bit with criticism that in no way helps the author improve. If you are going to leave criticism, leave constructive criticism. That way the author can improve their writing through very helpful hints. Also, TO ALL FLAMERS THAT ARE READING THIS: Keep an open mind! If you can't keep an open mind, step beyond the fact that perhaps you can write better than the person's work you are reading when you can't, and if you think that by saying very rude things to them in a review is going to improve their writing: get off this site and go look for someone else who will bother listening to your moronic tirades that have no purpose but to make someone extremely depressed.

Rant #2: On the Subject of Original Characters and Mary Sues

Yes, I know, I am guilty of creating original characters. In my opinion, it is an essential part of writing a good story in some special cases. However, what really bugs me is this: the characters created by the ORIGINAL author falling in love with the original character of the person who is writing the story. I'm sorry for all of those that have done that are reading this and may take offense, but that's just my opinion.

Original characters that I create then place in my stories are a facet of my own personality, reflecting on myself. I purposefully make them older so there would be no chance for a love interest; just mutual friendship. Why you may ask? Simply because I would never date a younger man. Period. I just wouldn't. Yes, some people do but I just can't bring myself to do that. The main reason is, is that I find them immature thus, I incorporate that aspect of my own personality into the original character.

Another thing with Mary Sues: they are somehow related to a character in the stories. Take Harry Potter for instance. Very popular book/movie (that could use a lot of improvement) being turned into numerous fanfiction (many of which are very good even though I have none in my favorites. I'll be working on that). However, a commonly overused plot: Harry Potter discovers his long lost twin sister, The Girl Who Lived, who instead of having a lightning bolt scar has a petunia! Yeah, I know, the summary is a little melodramatic. But, seriously, original characters should not be in any way blood related to the original characters from the story written by the original author. It's just...wrong.

UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER (this is for whatever story I write): Since this is a fanfiction, I do not own any of the characters in the stories below except for the characters of my own creation and my own ideas.

Status of Stories

No, I'm not dead.

I said I wasn't going to do this, but I have no choice since I have lost all inspiration to continue with these fics. I am discontinuing my FMAHP crossover and The False Uchiha. I'm sorry to all those who have read them and wished for me to finish them, but I cannot. However, I have three stories I am currently working on and have not posted as of yet. So, to make up for it, I shall post them as soon as I can. Most likely after December 19 since I will be on break. Again, I'm sorry to all of those who have read them and enjoyed them. I blame my brain for being very uncooperative. And, thank you all for putting up with me and my poor updating habits. I hope that you will continue to enjoy my other stories even though these two have been discontinued.

Polaris: currently being rewritten.

Puppeteer: This is going to be rewritten. I repeat: REWRITTEN! Since I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I've been considering revising this one. I believe it would be better for the plot if I rewrote it for the seventh book instead of the sixth. All plot interest in this case.