Ryter: Hi all my fans out there this is your friendly neighborhood ryter

Harpie: And the cool personality Harpie.

Ryter: (Hitting her) Yeah Yeah. We're here to bring you a new story, but it's not really ours persay it's hers.

Sandpiper: Hello. I'll take it from here guys. (She smiles at the audience.) Hi. I'm Sandpiperlost the RyterHarpie of deviantart. This story is a collabration piece that I promised IcyEmo15 I'd post here. It's also on deviantart so go there and thank her anytime okay guys? we're both working hard and hoping all our FF fans like it. (She's here on FF too, so don't hold back because you're not a DA person.)

Ryter: So without further ado let's get it started.

Disclaimer: Do NOT own Naruto.

Zabuza growled in irritation as he heard the loud ringing of a bell. Distracted he cut his finger instead of the vegetables for the soup. "Shit"
"Zabu-kuuuuuunnnn! I neeeeedddddd you"
Zabuza cussed under his breath and head up the stairs to see what his demanding lover wanted this time.
"WHAT"
Haku jumped when the door was kicked in and quickly hid under his blankets. Seeing Haku flushed and panting did nothing to improve the swordman's mood.
'Look at him. Laying there all asking for it while I have to lay off because he's sick'
Zabuza's eyebrow twitched in irritation. Haku peeked at him quickly. Against his will he started to cough hard. The older man's eyes narrowed as he waited for his lover to finish.
"What did you want"
Haku smiled nervously and fidgeted under the blankets.
"I was wondering if...if you'd read a story to me Zabu-kun"
There was a long moment of silence during which Haku was sure Zabuza would finally snap and fuck him into the mattress.
'Not that that's a bad thing'
After an enternity Zabuza sat down on the edge of their bed grumbling.
"Fine, but I get to sleep in the bed tonight, and you have to wear that frilly thing I like"
Haku beamed and nodded happily before searching under his pillow for the book he wanted to hear. He handed the pink bound book to his lover a little too enthusiastically. The older man took one look at the title and tossed it back at him.
"No. Way. In. Hell. What? Are you gay or something"
Ignoring the obvious stupidity of the question the feminine boy pouted cutely and gave Zabuza a heart broken look.
"Do you hate me so much Zabuza-sama. I'm sorry if I offended you, I just wanted to be with Zabuza"
Caving almost instantly the rouge nin snatched back the book in annoyance and opened to the title page.
"Whatever, but I'm telling the story my way. Don't expect any of that stupid chicky stuff"
Haku looked down trying hard to hide his smirk as he lay back into the pillows.Scowling at the sick kid Zabuza read the books title out loud.
"The Princess Bride."

Kisame

Found along the seashore when he was a little child tied to a wrapped sword, Kisame was raised by the sea until the time he turned fifteen. At that time his adoptive family sold him to a rich family, Uch-something, in order to protect their real childern. This didn't really bother him in the least. Working as a slave to one family is the same as working as a servant for another. At least he got to keep his sword. The only real problem with working for these dysfunctional people was.
"Fish! I require assistance"
Was having to deal with that guy. Sighing Kisame stopped what he was doing and walked over to the long haired boy who was waiting calmly, but with obvious impatience. Uchiha Itachi. He was the most beautiful thing Kisame had ever seen, as well as a cold hearted bastard.
"I'm coming. I'm coming keep your knickers on princess"
Itachi glared at him menacingly, the effect lost because of the way his long hair was hanging loosely around his face.
"I've told you once before, and I won't tell you again. Do NOT call me that"
The blue boy smirked as he remembered when he'd first met the Uchiha boy. He'd just arrived and was walking some of the horses out to pasture when he'd seen a kid clinging onto a stallion for dear life. Kisame hadn't thought before he acted, and had hopped on one of the horses and chased the helpless younger teen down. He'd managed to somehow grab the stallions reins and calm the beast. The person laid sprawled across the horses back breathing hard, midnight black hair hanging like a curtain over the light blue traditonal kimono. Kisame had not just fallen in love, but had drowned in it. Again without thinking Kisame climbed off of his own horse and offered his hand to the exhausted beauty.
"Would you...Would you like me to help down princess"
The child on the horse looked up for the first time glaring. Kisame's heart stopped, and then his world went black and blue. He looked up from the ground holding his jaw. Standing tall and proud infront of him was his 'princess'. In a voice that was quiet, but obviously male Itachi spoke the few words that would change the orphans life.
"From this day on, I will make your life a living hell"
"Snap out of your daydreaming, you have work to do. Are do you want to be punished"
All that had been at least two or three years ago. Kisame shook his head and returned to the present. He smiled at the Uchiha boy, who simply shrugged him off and turned his back to him.
"My hair. Tie it back up, and do it correctly the first time"
Sighing Kisame took the ribbon from Itachi and tied his hair up in a high ponytail. Inspecting his work quickly he nodded in satisfaction.
"It's nice and pretty like you like it princess"
Itachi shot him an annoyed look, but quickly walked away without further comment. Kisame let out a sigh of relief, he'd been sure that he was going to be.
"You shall not be fed tonight, and tommorrow morning you will be the last to be served. If I find out otherwise that will seem far too easy a sentence"
"As you wish"
Yes this was the man he loved. Beautiful. Ruthless. Genius.
"Princess"
And a complete bastard.