You know when started this story I expected some crack that would give me a good laugh and help me relax a bit not an emotional hell where I wish to maim many of the characters and while it didn't help my mood get any brighter after the last posted chapter at the time I am writing the review I have to say this is a great story.

You know what I am one of the few people that didn't feel even a silver of sympathy for Snape in canon and in this story well...if I could enter the story at the cost of my life just to have five minutes alone in a room with him(wand or not it wouldn't make a difference) I would make sure that there is no potion capable of healing half of the damage.

He is a teacher for gods sake! You don't slam your students in the walls especially one like Harry the guys has enough problems as it is!

You know it makes a lot of sense that the hat wanted to put Harry in Slytherin in this story, he would have been swallowed by this crazy duo in the first week and become just as unhinged as them by the end of the first year.

Everyone should be thankfull that Harry chose grifindoor.

Frankly if I was Harry I would starting cuting names from my death list by now. At least two teachers would be in a coffin by now and many more would join them.

Ummm...I’m no doctor, so don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure that concussions don’t ‘heal’... You stop getting headaches and such from them after a while, but the damaged cells don’t recover and return.

I love the Librarian from Terry Pratchett's Unseen University and now every time I hear or see an Orangutans I think of the Librarian from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. My favorite character out of all the Discworld characters is Death. ('.')

SeverusUnicorn! A freaking unicorn! LOL. Omake please. need to see him as a univorn

"Smug little bastard." OHHHH HE WENT THERE!

Hope to read more soon.

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Oh gosh i love this story so much its so funny

Oh gods... emo emu... I won't be able to read the story around anyone, for fear of them thinking my hysterical giggling is a sign of mental disorder. I Blame You.;-P

Enjoyed this a lot over the past couple of days I've spent reading it and I hope you get around to writing more eventually. While it is technically crack there is a lot of plausible storyline in there too and the combination works rather well.

All letters have a home...true and kind of philosophic (correct spelling?).

I truly enjoy your chapters and no matter how often I read your story I also get amused by it and my day brightens a little. Hopefully you will someday find the time to continue.

Badass Black Sister, FTW.

Badass Witches, period, really. Awesome. (Though the chainmail-and-leather bikini's are a bit much, the ridiculousness does fit. Unfortunately, Hermione is a student in /Scotland/. In approaching winter. Brr... XD )

*falls over laughing*