The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi

Hi. I'm Kaza, the author of this fanfic.

This fic was written on August 20th, 2006. And, as you may also realize, it's also an ItaSasu of an odd caliber.

Actually, I lie.

This fic sucks. It sucks more than a vacuum. It sucks more than a black hole.

You know that chick in your school that was a total slut and gave more head than a twenty-buck whore with a coupon? Not even close to how much this fic sucks.

Do yourself a favor. Don't read it. Please. D:

I'm not deleting it because it's my first multi-chaptered fic to make it to ten chapters and it shows how far I've come in writing.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! DON'T READ THIS FIC, PLEASE.

Prologue

"Naruto, I can't do this anymore."

Naruto looked up from his ramen to stare at his best friend as he sighed wistfully. He laid down his chopsticks and faced Sasuke.

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.

"I can't hate Itachi anymore." Sasuke replied. Naruto rolled his eyes; they had this conversation so many times already.

"Then don't hate him." Naruto said and picked up his chopsticks again.

"But, I love him, and I want him to love me to!" Now that was unexpected. Naruto and Sasuke always had the talk about 'How Sasuke couldn't hate Itachi anymore' but never the 'I love Itachi and want him to return my feelings' talk.

"O…kay?" Naruto asked slowly, edging towards his ramen slowly.

"I know it's sick and all, but I can't help it!" Sasuke said, the hint of a whine almost coming into his voice. Naruto just stared at him and coughed discreetly.

"No, it's not really sick and all, but I'm wondering one thing: Why are you telling me this?" Naruto said, playing with the noodles in his bowl.

Sasuke stared at him like he was stupid.

"Naruto, you are aware that you are pretty much every guy's walking wet dream, correct?" Sasuke asked, the most serious look ever on his face. Naruto choked on his ramen and began coughing spastically.

"W-WHAT?!" Naruto wheezed out, his throat still itching. Sasuke sighed, running his fingers through his bangs.

"I knew it. Naruto, every guy our age within a 20 mile radius has a crush on you. I used to have a crush on you even! Well, until the… you know." Sasuke mumbled a slight blush on his cheeks. Naruto was shocked. But not shocked speechless.

"So, there are actually people who have a crush on me?" Naruto asked.

"Yes. They are mostly guys though." Sasuke replied.

"Even Konohamaru has a crush on me?" Naruto was getting freaked now.

"I wouldn't go that far. He's a minor." Sasuke said, frowning at the sick expression on Naruto's face.

"Right. So, what do I have to do with you and your brother?" Naruto changed the subject, seeing as how he couldn't take the previous train of thought before.

"Change the subject, like a coward." Sasuke remarked, smirking at the enraged Naruto.

"I don't have to help you, you know!" Naruto growled. The smirked instantly dropped and Sasuke folded his hands and put them on the counter.

"That's better. Now, can you please tell me what I have to help you with?" Naruto asked. Sasuke sighed and faced Naruto with an oddly determined look.

"I need you to help me seduce Itachi."

End Prologue

Well, that's the prologue. There's most likely more to come. Half the plot's already been thought out. I hope you enjoyed.