Generic Fairytale Story Thing

There was once a Demon named Naruto and a Princess named Sasuke.

The demon, Naruto, happened to be the humanoid incarnation of the demon Kyuubi, and so he had a bit of a multiple-personality thing going on.

The Princess, Sasuke, was actually a boy with a superiority complex and temperament problems.

One day the Princess Sasuke was out wandering through some woods near to the castle, cursing his brother, Itachi, the King, for convincing everyone he was a girl and now for trying to marry him off, as a girl, to the Hyuugas, the one of the noblest houses in the realm. His supposed fiancée Neji was an ass.

Because of his inner musings, Princess Sasuke failed to notice that he was about to walk right into a tree until the sad event had happened and he had collapsed unconscious onto the ground.

This is how he was when he was stumbled upon by the Demon Naruto about an hour later, his long dark hair tangled with leaves and the skirt and petticoats of his gown dirty, a slight sleep-scowl upon his pretty, feminine features. The Demon Naruto had a short inner dialogue with his other self, the Demon Kyuubi, and then finally decided to pick up the Princess and take him home.

Princess Sasuke awoke on a bed he had been laid on top of. He looked around and then jumped when he spotted the Demon Naruto sitting in a chair, watching him.

"Who the hell are you?" Princess Sasuke asked.

"I'm the Demon Naruto, and you should be a little more polite to the people who make sure you're safe after they find you passed out in a forest." Naruto replied

"Well I'm Princess Sasuke and I didn't ask for your help!" Sasuke exclaimed, crossing his arms over his chest.

Inside Naruto's head Kyuubi was celebrating.

"Hehe, this Princess Sasuke is the key to my freedom, even after just this short time together I am almost the more powerful personality, soon I shall rule both my fox form and my humanoid form, I will concur my bizarre Multiple Personality Disorder!!"

Outside of Naruto's head he and Sasuke were still arguing, after another hour of bitter verbal warfare Naruto stilled, he looked down and a shudder seemed to run through his entire body.

"Naruto, are you ok?"

"Hehe, I'm not Naruto," he looked up at Sasuke, his eyes a fiery red with slitted pupils "I'm Kyuubi."

Then he pounced on Princess Sasuke and pinned him to the bed, smiling wickedly.

"And you're the reason I'm here, your aura of bitchiness and ill-temper overwhelmed Naruto as the dominant personality."

"Get Off Me!!"

"Haha, No."

And then Kyuubi stripped Princess Sasuke of his clothes and screwed him six ways past Sunday, in many different positions, with lots of kinky biting and nail-scratching and some B&D.

At the end of it Kyuubi and Princess Sasuke collapsed, exhausted, onto each other in the bed. Rolling onto his side, Kyuubi pulled Sasuke into his arms.

"You're going to stay with me forever."

Sasuke just pressed against him and went to sleep.

The End

Written because I am sick of those Fairytale fics with Sasuke and Naruto as a Prince and a Demon or vice versa. This is meant to be a parody, but it didn't really work, did it?

R&R

Kalevala

Note: this was formerly on my secondary account Ange d'Enfers but i had to move it because of some hacker bastard jacking the e-mail account it was based on.