Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

D18. AU. Hibari narrowed his eyes, "Is it not customary for you Westerners to imprison captives in the dungeons? Or do you keep all your prisoners in fancy rooms locked away with magic dampening spells?" "Oh, no. Only the pretty ones." Dino grinned.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

The one thing he found similar among all the people he'd seen was that when faced with death, they always cried for one more something. He never understood it… But if he ever had to choose one thing… Just one more something… It'd probably be… D18 one-shot

When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…

It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.

No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot

A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan

A special feature for the lovely readers of my other work 'Workplace'. Since the characters work at a magazine... here are the main articles they've been mentioning throughout 'Workplace'. If you haven't read 'Workplace' I hope you still enjoy this.

Kankuro has been to two weddings in his lifetime. Oneshot

They had always known Kankuro would die first.

- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.

Demons aren't the only dangerous things in the desert of the Village of Sand. How fortunate that the sand's greatest assassin is also her greatest liar. A Kankuro oneshot.

Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

It takes a genius to understand women. Shikamaru was that genius, or so he thought. ShikamaruXTemari by the end. Rating for some swearing and sexual tension, as always.

Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

Hidan learns the hard way that losing a bet to Kakuzu was one of the worst things he could ever do. Cross!dressing, Slash fic, Don't like don't read.

One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]