UPDATE: ReEldest (the sequel to ReEragon) is in first-draft form, about 3/4 done. It IS in progress, although it needs some serious editing. It WILL get done!

I have once again revamped my profile...to detail the fics posted here. That's all anyone really looks at these for, right?

Name: Subieko. And no, I'm not listing my real name. Why would you need to know, it huh? (paranoid glance)

Gender: female

Age: 22

Fics:

Willow's Quest: Oh, man, writer's block. The Ultimate Curse of the writer. I actually have the plot mostly figured out, and yet...argh! The story gets increasingly action/adventure and drama-ish as it goes on.

Chaos Wars part I (other title: Quest for the Key): complete. Erm...the writing quality in the first few chapters is truly hideous. However, it and the story DO improve as they go on, so if it looks interesting...please try to read at least past those first, painful chapters. Especially the prologue, where I had to explain all of the backstory...ehehehe.

Chaos Wars part II (other title: Lost): complete. The story is a bit more...odd and sometimes confusing...but I like it all the same. More heavily involves other Worlds, and much less heavily any of Yuugi's friends (besides Yami). And yes, I use the Japanese spelling for Yuugi's name...there IS an in-story reason, but it isn't revealed until much later.

Chaos Wars part III (no other title yet): complete. The shortest part of the Chaos Wars yet, and probably altogether. Happens almost entirely in Dark World, focuses mostly on Yuugi. Gets a little...gory at times.

Chaos Wars part IV (no other title yet): in-progress, currently stalled due to writer's block. This one focuses on Yuugi, Yami, AND their friends, who get a part in the story at last! Happens in Cyber World, so it's a little sci-fi. More action/adventure than part III.

Chaos Wars parts V, VI (and POSSIBLY VII, although I'm not sure if there will be six or seven parts total yet): Pending. Pending! I swear!

Dragonlance Chronicles: Trapped in a Fanfic: complete. A parody where the characters act crazy and try to escape a fanfic.

Therapy: ...currently stalled due to writer's block, should be over in a few chapters. A parody where the characters are forced to attend therapy...and the therapy is done by the author and Tas. Poor characters. Pity them.

A Chansy's Tale: just a one-shot from the perspective of a 'shiny' Chansy (an unusually colored Chansy). Takes place in the Multiverse version of the Pokemon World, but that's not too important to the story.

ReEragon: this is a rewrite of the Eragon story, the way I think it should have gone. And before and after the chapters are little parody/humor bits where the characters complain, act crazy, etc. The two parts don't really affect each other, so if you don't like one, you don't HAVE to read it to understand the other. The parody/humor bits get more...crazy...as the story goes along. Sequels are in planning (only two--I started writing it when Inheritance was still a trilogy, so a trilogy my version remains. The second part, ReEldest, probably will not be started until after Brisingr--the third Inheritance book--comes out and I've read it.).

Shade of l337: this is a one-shot that popped into my head and refused to leave, so I wrote it down...basically, a parody of the prologue of Eragon, where Durza learns l337speak instead of the Ancient Language and uses it on the elves. All l337 is courtesy of the excellent Wikipedia article, which included a little table of English letters to l337. Somehow it managed to spawn two more chapters.

Minions for Hire: an Eragon parody fic, in which the Bad Guys try to defeat Eragon by hiring new minions...from other fandoms.

Unmarked Grave: this is just a strange little oneshot that popped into my head. Arya musing angstily over a grave, basically...and most likely the only romance-genre story I will ever write, I'm really not good at romance. Heh. Pairing is Arya/Durza.

The Axe Falls: my first FE fic ever. An FE7 fic specifically. Hector tries to teach the tactician something new, and learns something himself. No pairings, just a little oneshot. Set before Port of Badon (16x), so there are no spoilers for anything that happens after that.

The Weapons You Have: my first-ever Naruto fic. It's a Sakura-centric oneshot, because she deserves better than she gets from the fandom sometimes.

What If?: a short Lee/Sakura drabble. Just fluff with a dash of angst.

Hands Off: the first thing rated about T that I've ever posted...Sasori/Deidara, examining the issues of a puppet having a relationship. Barely graphic at all, really.

Odd Couple: ...yeah, I wrote Kakuzu/Hidan. Semi-fluff with a dash of angst. It's so canon, I swear...

Barflies: This fic answers the question 'if Sakura and Kabuto hung out in bars and complained about their lives, what would they say?' I may well be the first person to have actually asked this question, but there you are. It's not actually intended to be shippy, but I suppose it can be interpreted that way.

In Stitches: It's a bunch of KakuHidan oneshots. They're kind of...fluffy. (hangs head) Yes, I have written villain fluff. Oops?

Breakup: In which Sakura and Naruto break up because of Sasuke. It's just a drabble, but I rather like it.

Dating Advice: SakuLee humor/fluff oneshot.

Soundbites: a bunch of Sound-centric oneshots. And yes, I'm very proud of the title. XD

And...that's it. Yep. That's me, then.

And thank you to all reviewers/readers! If I make someone happy with my writing, my work has been well-done. Yay for all of you!!

And a random note: I wish asterisks and tildes (the star on the 8 key and the squiggle next to the 1 key) worked on ...I love them! And I miss doing my little faces, too. Alas!

5/11/09: ReEldest WILL be written, never fear. Just not yet--life has gotten busy of late. Also, huge posting of a bunch of Naruto stuff I've had around for a while but never got around to posting before.