*Reads fanfic*

...glomped by a Hello Kitty hat and tail-wearing China...

"Alexa, play Hello Kitty!"

Its an actual song lol

Haha. My grandma loves that cereal. If she could have that, the Wizard of Oz seton replay, and I lifetime supply of chocolate, she would be in heaven. I want the chocolate.

One day, I'm going to get a chicken coop and name one of them Gilbird, the other Pierre, and the rest after other Hetalia characters

It would have been even better if it was Romania. It was funny and random, though

Yes, South Korea is one of the tallest (or are you talking about North Korea?) And he ends his sentences with da-ze

THIS IS GENIUS!

Pavlova is delicious. It's kind of a soft meringue cake, and usually has fruit and cream on top.

That's awesome.

I thought you meant baby chicks, but then I realised it could be read with chicks meaning girls, and reading it like that, it's hilarious.

If he's going to have the butterfly net and shotgun, he needs a safari hat to go with it. Definitely.

I thought his middle name would be Freedom.

hahahah its italy's fault at the first place just sayin im no trying to offend any italy fans out there

hahahhahahah

Hahaha OMG that song! You should have made America sing the next bit and say 'touching England inappropriately while he sleeps' XD

[insert facepalm here]