Author's Note: Wow. I never expected people to like this story, and yet somehow it ended up getting a whole lot of praise and reviews. So I'd just like to say…THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I'm sorry I can't reply to you all, but since I have dial-up internet, it takes about an hour for one page to load for me. :( Though, since you have all been so incredibly wonderful, I've decided to write an author's note explaining (in a way), what that third year said about our dear Watanuki that made Doumeki react like that.

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The Answer...Kind Of

Well. Let's just say that Watanuki is very…attractive…especially to certain members of his school's population. (Watanuki never notices this fact since he's usually too busy hyper venting on the floor due to demonic spirits or grumbling loudly to himself about how 'horrible that blasted Doumeki' is. In fact, another reason why he doesn't notice is because, as much as we all love Watanuki, we are all aware of the fact that he's extremely oblivious at times, especially when it comes to someone's feelings about him.)

Also, some of these people (let's call them Watanuki-'Admirers') like to voice out loud to their friends just what exactly they'd like to…do to/with Watanuki.

Mr. Third Year was one of these people. I'd truly rather not repeat exactly what he said because it's kind of…extremely vulgar…but I can give you a couple really good hints. :)

Hint #1: Mr. Third Year is a teenage boy, and many teenage boys have hormones and…feelings that they wish to act upon.

Hint #2: The sentence(s)…(more like a small speech, actually) were said in front of some of Mr. Third Year's friends; many of which laughed and told him to "Get some."

Hint #3: Some of his 'speech' involved the following words: Fu*k, him, I'd, seriously, like, to. (Not in that order.)

Also, it involved these following sentences: "Fu*k, I bet that's the reason Doumeki stays with him all the time. He must be fu*king amazing during *beep*, probably a screamer. Da*n, that's sexy. That's the only reason Doumeki keeps him around, I'd fu*king bet on it." (The rest is even more completely…well…'unfit for minors', let's just say that and be done with it. I warned you it was vulgar!)

So, long story short, Doumeki (who has great hearing, despite popular belief of him developing near deafness caused by Watanuki constantly screeching at him) overheard this pleasant exchange after the teacher had dismissed the class, snapped (because really, can you blame him after hearing that?), saw red and began attacking whilst Mr. Third Year's so-called 'friends' ran for their lives (because you don't mess with Doumeki once he's snapped). If you are wondering where the teacher was during all of this: After Mr. Teacher dismissed the class, he promptly left because of an announcement over the loud speaker asking him to report to the office for a phone call.

Then, Watanuki found Doumeki and Mr. Third Year. And I truly do not want to think about what would have happened had Watanuki never went looking for Doumeki…

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Well, I hope that satisfied all you amazing reviewers who I was never able to reply to (because of dial-up…grrr). Thank you again for reviewing and complimenting this story, it truly made me smile. A lot. :)