I Dont Know What Im Doing
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Joined 03-05-12, id: 3788335, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 9 stories for Sherlock.

"I don't know what I'm doing"

I smoke too much and have too many cats.

Hobbies include sitting around watching any good science fiction show I can find, reading, and movies. And I sometimes moderate a Doctor Who discussion forum when I'm not working on my uncle's farm.

I haven't written very much until now but had always wanted to try so I really appreciate the kind reviews, thank you. I've only been writing Sherlock BBC fics but some day I might try a different show.

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When trouble's battalions come

And it takes all your strength to wake

It's much easier to lie there numb

So nothing else can break

But know there's still hope yet

And this despair is all a mistake

Remember the futures not set

There's no fate but what we make

-James

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I'm also on AO3 - /users/IDontKnowWhatImDoing

And Livejournal, user name Idont_knowwhat/

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Profile picture is an edited version of an original drawing by Amanda Tolleson.

http:///art/Sherlock-246666803

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John, I've only just found this post. I've glanced over it and honestly, words fail me. What I do is an exact science and should be treated as such. You've made the whole experience seem like some kind of romantic adventure. You should have focused on my analytical reasoning and nothing more.

Sherlock Holmes 28 March 17:46

From the blog of Dr. John Watson - /blog/07february


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Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Know Why And So Do You by bloodsoakedleather reviews
New York - 1947. Charles plays piano at The Harlequin Club where his sister Raven sings. His life is simple & uncomplicated until the day that Erik comes to the club looking for work & throws his world into chaos. There's an intense & undeniable attraction between the two but in a time where men like them are still persecuted, can they find the courage to be together? SLASH
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
A Hole In The World by Sherlock'sScarf reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John struggles to cope with the loss of Sherlock. A mystery provides a distraction...or does it? Part 5 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. References to suicidal ideation, previous abusive relationship/rape/non-con situations. John/Sherlock. M/M Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,192 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Doctor Will See You Now by bloodsoakedleather reviews
With nothing more exciting to do while he's waiting for his latest criminal master plan to reach it's conclusion, Moriarty decides to tail Doctor John Watson as he goes about his ordinary life but when they find themselves in the middle of an attempted bank robbery, things suddenly become anything but ordinary. Rated T for now but will go up in later chapters. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by grepppp reviews
Aboard the Valiant, the Master decides to play with his favorite toy, the Doctor. But then something unexpected goes against the Master's plans... Will the last two Time Lords in existence be able to compromise their differences? Or will an outgoing Jack cause conflict between them? Doctor/Master, Doctor/Jack, Master/Jack, threesome. Spoilers for LoTL and the End of Time pt. 1 & 2
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,671 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Opus by yesmilady reviews
Lestrade/Sherlock, age-difference AU. What does twenty-something Sherlock Holmes have in common with forty-something Greg Lestrade? As it turns out, they both have similar ideas on how to unwind. Full summary and warnings inside. Rated M for MATURE. I am so not kidding about that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
John's Drawers by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock snoops through John's drawers and finds something. . . unexpected. Silly, fluffy, ridiculous fic. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unfinished Business by turnedthepage reviews
Sherlock's plan was to survive the fall. But things don't always go according to plan. And now he's stuck here, unable to touch the one thing he was willing to die for. Ghost fic. Slashy, Johnlock of course.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock Belong by My Benediction reviews
Wanted to do a prompt story, this is based around Taylor Swifts song You belong with me. Sherlock doesn't like Sarah and wonders why John is with her. Can Sherlock woo John or will Sarah steal him away? Fluffy smutt, rated M for M/M sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock Light and shade by My Benediction reviews
London is caught in a heatwave. Rated M for sexy times, M/M action, Johnlock. You know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Quo Fata Vocant by the.rest.is.transport reviews
For Sherlock, the long game is a matter of life and death. For John, it's so much more. Eventual John/Sherlock. Rated M for later chapters. Will be dark in places. Profuse thanks to Izzy. Pointless disclaimer: Made up. Not mine. A pity, methinks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Drabble Set I by SadisticEyes reviews
Small little blurbs that consist of few words but drip with emotion. Rated from T to M.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Aftermath by rachieroo14 reviews
John and his lack of coping after the Reichenbach Fall. Reunion fic. Eventual Johnlock. Please read & review.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
As the Moon orbits the Earth Always by My Benediction reviews
S/J pairing. M. This began as a one-shot but is now going to be a series. Exploration of possibilities. Sherlock gives John a massage. Snogging ensues. To be followed by sex in later chapters, S&M, bondage and whatever else my twisted mind makes them do.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,439 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Two Knocks by The Little Cog Girl reviews
After each episode there are things we miss. Lets follow the blogger and his friend in their time between shots. Romance and slash shall ensue. SH/JW. This was partially inspired by The Marry Russell books.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock Memory of dreaming by My Benediction reviews
Set after the fall. John tries to continue with life, but his dreams and nightmares tell another story. Written through John. This will be dark. Drug refs, M/M sex later chapters, lemon. Rated M for swearing/drug use/sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Heartbeat by paladinclericmage reviews
Just after professing their love for each other, Sherlock takes the fall. John doesn't know that Sherlock and Jim are now living together in a different city. COMPLETED
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jam John's Obsession by My Benediction reviews
Exactly what it say's on the tin! My first T story and this was the first Johnlock I ever wrote.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One by momobird reviews
A story of John's long and arduous path to recovery after the loss of his friend, told in a series of one's. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Semper et Omnino by Lulu Parque reviews
A sequel to Exspectata Domus. Another day, another loss. Death drives Henry from the Sanctuary once more, and God only knows what can soothe his soul. God, or Tesla.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Henry F., Nikola T. - Complete
Makes Me Sick by writerchick0214 reviews
A lost moment between the brothers after Rocco's death. Connor has never been able to stand seeing Murphy in pain. Twincest Connor/Murphy. One-shot
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Smith's Favourite Things by bloodsoakedleather reviews
Smith considers his two favourite things to do, and in particular doing them with Oliver. Pure PWP, but seriously, what else can we expect, or want, from Smith? Slash & Smut
Kaboom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Smith, Oliver - Complete
The Myth by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Sherlock believes something to be a myth. John proves him wrong. Rated M, very M, for a reason. PWP. Slash. If you can think of a warning it probably applies. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Return by grepppp reviews
SPOILER ALERT: 'The Reichenbach Fall'. John is left to live on his own, but some events lead him to believe that Sherlock may still be alive. Eventual slash; Johnlock. Currently abandoned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Enlightenment Mollys Box by My Benediction reviews
Molly gives Sherlock a gift. John is curious. What ensues is probably not what Molly had in mind. Rated M for reason, Explicit. M/M Sex. John/Sherlock Pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Supplication by PantyDragon reviews
"Here's a bit about me: I don't entertain the advances of anachronistic American men on street corners who are likely far too old for me and who go sharking around college campuses. Thank you, Jack Harkness, and goodnight."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Jack H., Sherlock H.
Surveillance by Katica Locke reviews
Reese discovers his teasing may have gone too far after an unexpected turn in a case reveals more about both men than either was ready to have known. Alternating POVs, slash, COMPLETE.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,641 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Katica Locke reviews
Reese surprises Finch at the library, and is shocked by what he discovers. Aggressive!Reese, slash, Rinch, one-shot.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Sonic Devices And Their Various Uses by Deanmon-Is-My-Real-Name reviews
The Doctor is bored and has an interesting idea... This is slash. You don't like, you don't read. lol. Simple.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Part and Parcel by thisisforyou reviews
He has his spies everywhere. The next in my completely accidental series of different takes on Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
What You're Willing To Give by ShellyLove reviews
Nikola has set his sights on someone, well someone he'd never expected to feel such strong feelings for.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Nikola T., Henry F. - Complete
That One Time by JoieWilder reviews
There has always been a tension between Angel and Spike. Tension of a sexual nature. It all came to fruition one night and only one night, way back when they were evil, when they were Angelus and William. One shot.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Aftermath by Riona reviews
Mark's already ruined his life, so why not? Jeremy/Mark, set post-'Wedding'. Oddly serious, considering the fandom.
Peep Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Atypical Flatmate Behaviour by Riona reviews
Jeremy is sexually frustrated. Mark is a person. It was inevitable, really. Jeremy/Mark; rated for swearing and awkward, not-very-explicit sex.
Peep Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Angelus by Kage Mirai reviews
COMPLETE: What if Angelus had never been cursed with a soul? What would that mean for Buffy and her crew? This is slash people, don't like it don't read it
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,969 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
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Ways to Say Thank You reviews
A visit from John's mum prompts Sherlock do something unexpectedly nice, in a perfect Sherlock way. Rated M for Smut in the upcoming chapter. JohnLock. Slash/Humor
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Threat reviews
Sherlock doesn't take to losing at trivia very well, he never does. In return John makes The Threat, "One more complaint and you're sleeping on the couch for a week." But decides to have a bit of fun trying to get just one more complaint out of him. JohnLock Rated M for Smut. Slash/Humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Simple Sentences reviews
A chilly flat, a bit of jam and two simple sentences was all it took for John and Sherlock to get into quite a lot of mischief. Future Chapters will include possible kink, lots of jam, very bad boys in public, and a whole mess of other things. And more jam! Rated M for smut. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
That One Time reviews
A collection of random one-shots about Sherlock & John and their very not normal relationship. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for certain chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
John's Broken Laptop reviews
Waiting on hold for tech support turns out to be more enjoyable than John expected. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tea Cup reviews
Sherlock deals with shock of possibility losing John. "The tea cup slipped out of his hand. Sherlock watched the tea soak into the carpet. It would leave a stain."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Seven Confusing Weeks reviews
An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nothing But A Sheet reviews
John just wanted to get some sleep after a long day, Sherlock had other ideas. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reading In Bed reviews
"Behave or I will go read in the kitchen." John found it a bit difficult to keep his hands to himself lying in bed next to a reading Sherlock. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete