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 Author has written 18 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock. Aloha! I like reading, writing, and ramen, among other things. Also, I'm American, so please excuse my lack of knowledge about certain foreign things. I know as much as Wikipedia can tell me. Just in case I forget to write this in any of my stories (which I have done), I OWN NOTHING YOU RECOGNIZE. That's my emergency disclaimer, peeps. Please don't sue me; I'd like to go to college. I have a tumblr and I tend to cross-post my fics there: I also have a fictionpress account but I don't update that nearly as often (because I am lazy and most of those pieces of fiction remain in my notebook). Was previously very active in the Hetalia fandom but right now I'm really leaning towards BBC Sherlock and Downton Abbey. ATTENTION: IF IT'S HETALIA, IT WILL NOT BE UPDATED. Don't follow my Hetalia stuff. I'm probably never touching it again. You are setting yourself up for disappointment. |
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Never Stop Looking by velja reviews
Prompt fill. If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? Everybody has a clock but nobody believes in them anymore. Will John's substitute grams convince John otherwise? And does Sherlock believe in clocks?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You'd Never Expect It Of Him by glunkus reviews
Ex. "It makes you sick to look at yourself in the mirror. How could he have done that? How could you have let that happen? Well, then again, that albino was a great kisser. Oh god, what are you thinking?" Don't judge me. Really. Please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
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between the sounds of the night reviews
AU, sequel to "Gentlemen of Cambridge." Snippets of letters and snippets of life, written and lived by John H. Watson and Sherlock Homes during John's time in Afghanistan. T for occasional language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Gentlemen of Cambridge reviews
"I've had dreams of London all of my life," Sherlock confesses abruptly. The blond man nods contemplatively, seeming to accept his words. AKA Sherlock and John meet outside a bar before John's due to ship out to Afghanistan. T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
no dreams within our hearts reviews
Rus/Fem!Liet "Not for the first time, I questioned the sanity of Ivan Braginski." Empress Catherine reflects upon the new acquisition of Lithuania, and how her Empire will handle it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
gilded girl reviews
Nyotalia. The true account of a girl who didn't care if the end justified the means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Variations on a Theme reviews
Austria/Canada. What happens when two piano geeks fall in love? A lot of dancing around each other and gratuitous music themes. Mentions of Pru/Can and Fra/Can. T for a few curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Austria, Canada - Complete
Emergency Chocolate reviews
Gakuen Hetalia! Alice Kirkland has never known Alfred Jones to share his candy. But it appears she just might be the exception. Fem!UK/US, mentions of Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't Give Liechtenstein The Gun reviews
When Liechtenstein goes to Germany for self-defense training, the results are bound to be... interesting, to say the least. Ger/Liecht friendship with the barest hint of romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Germany, Liechtenstein - Complete
and promise not to promise anymore reviews
Matthew can't stand the chains on all the doors anymore. Alfred might be able to help, a little.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
A Very Long Wait reviews
Spain is finally home from the wedding of his princess. Romano has some questions about betrothals, especially pertaining to the age requirement. Preslash/little!Romano, but still so fluffy it will give you horrible cavities.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Teenage Nightmare reviews
Or, Why Canada Is No Longer Allowed To Play Truth Or Dare While Tipsy. Canada and England go out for drinks. Of course it's the exact same bar America and the Bad Friends are drinking as well. This cannot end well. T for Alfred's singing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Once Upon a December reviews
Alfred's always felt the need to record any and all events that happen whenever Toris visits, for some reason. This journal records the ones of December 1992. T for a few bad words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America, Lithuania - Complete
wildflowers in the winter reviews
It was almost strange, how out of the pain and cold and clutching grips of their pasts, something fragile and sweet had managed to grow between them. Prussia/Lithuania, minor US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Lithuania, Prussia - Complete
Up In Flames reviews
"You stupid, silly boy. I take war far more seriously than you think, and I understand the consequences far too well." A meeting on a rooftop during the Blitz, pre-American involvement where, try as they might, absolutely nothing changes. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
on paper butterflies and other folded things reviews
Kiku doesn't like paper butterflies very much. For now, at least. Japan-centric, no real pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Japan - Complete
Lost In Translation reviews
"Sorry, Mr. Kirkland, I was too busy drooling over your sexy accent to pay any attention to what you were actually saying." Physics teacher Alfred Jones enjoys dropping in on English professor Arthur Kirkland, provided he adheres to Arthur's condition that he pay attention... Yeah, right!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Love and NERF Guns reviews
Alfred is fed up with interruptions. His Lithuanian boyfriend tries to calm him down. Love and NERF guns are involved. drabble, established AmerLiet relationship. dialogue!fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - America, Lithuania - Complete
flight of caged birdsong reviews
"I admit I am more partial to the contrast of birch in the summer than oak in the autumn." Ivan reflects on why he let his caged favorite fly free. Unrequited!RussLiet unless you are SERIOUSLY reading things into this. Pretty much all human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Gintaro ir Sidabro reviews
Lithuania and the Baltics have gained their independence. Ivan remembers a few things and gives Toris one last gift. one-sided RussLiet, requited RussLiet if you squint and turn your head to one side. Human names over used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
