A prostitute, a priest, and a story of salvation.

In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.

Artemis learns that Holly has a phobia that isn't claustrophobia. Another one-shot. Post TLG.

Pre-series, an Iggy short. Iggy has always changed to suit Re-l. He's always been happy to.

Re-L has serious questions for Vincent after participating in a game show.

A collection of all of the quick fics I have been requested to write on my tumblr blog. Contains Crosshares/Combat Totes, Noren/Pink Lotus, Arkos, BumbleBY, Feezerburn, Ladybug, Purrha, and White Rose/Ice Flower. Will be updated as more are written. CAUTION! Some have DARK THEMES and others are SMUT. Most are fluff. Rated M for the few that are graphic sex.

She's a girl, but a boy, But really she's a girl and isn't supposed to be an assassin because of it. What happens when the coldest assassin finds out? AltairxOC

He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.

Odette has some things to say to Derek about using the musicians for target practice.

Movie-verse. Deunan can't sleep.

They held hands, that first time. A look at how Artemis would have worked at the end of the series. Spoilers for "The Last Guardian".

Jeb always intended to be a good father.

A macabre dance between human and monster ensues on the bloodstained field of a moonlit night.

A trio of deadly cyborg terroristas are determined to make Olympus' latest world summit into a truly explosive political statement! Deunan and Briareos must use all their strength and smarts to to stay one step ahead of their latest troubles, both professional and personal, in their adopted Utopia. Mangaverse

Jaune has no idea what he's doing. Nora is hyperactive. Pyrrha is composed but overwhelmed. Ren just wants some peace. Ladies and gents, Team JNPR. With a room shared between these four disparate personalities, what shenanigans can ensue over the school year? Centers on Ren and Nora; Jaune and Pyrrha are just along for the ride. *DISCONTINUED; SEE NEW CH12 A/N.* I do not own RWBY!

This is a boring, incomplete fic that you shouldn't read. I have no further plans to update it.

AU: Altair is given a novice to train, too bad it just happened to be the Giovanni's son Ezio. Who will forever change the Assassin's life

A little Team CFVY fluff. Inspired by a couple of stories I've read here, and some art on Tumblr. Not sure how long it will be. Enjoy. Rating changed just to be safe.

College isn't cheap; especially when you're learning how to save the world. Jaune Arc knows he's going to need some extra cash to make it through his second year at Beacon, so when a new coffee shop opens up in Vale, he jumps on the opportunity. Working under a powerful information broker though, he quickly learns there are easier ways to make money than making java.

Most of this was written Sunday, January 31st, the day before we heard about Monty Oum's passing. It was supposed to be a lighthearted fic about Ren (voiced by Monty) eventually being okay. While that's unfortunately not what happened, I needed to know that these characters Monty created would be okay. I hope he finds peace.

Story about the Red and Blue guards and Penny's home life.

Fox's performance in school drops drastically when he finds himself suffering from terrible allergies, but can't find what's causing them, and Velvet seems to know more than she's telling. Meanwhile, the blind student realizes he doesn't know what his partner looks like and asks a bold question. (Part 2 of a series of Coco/Fox short fics) (also hinted Velvet/Yatsuhashi)

In which Fox's blindness makes his initiation into Beacon a bit complicated, but lucky for him, his new partner is cool. But when Fox uses his Grimm exploding technique, said partner doesn't know to avoid its aftermath... (Part 1 of a series of Coco/Fox short fics)

Seras is a prudish tavern maid working in a poor provincial town. The Wild Geese are perverted mercenaries quartered for the incoming war. The two clash in every way. However, when Seras is targeted by the unscrupulous town hero and the Geese's loyalty to the monarch is brought into question, can they look past appearances and stand by each other in their times of need? (PxS)

Integra Hellsing thought she was the only one in the world that could have any kind of control over her vampire servant. However, over time, she watches Alucard bend to the will of a new master: their own child.

A Kingdom Hospital fic. No OCs.Mary tries to find the good in Paul, who begins to behave even more sporadically than before. Antibus, Mary and Paul centered. Mainly just for fun and character development. Rated T for references to their troubled past-this IS a Stephen King fandom. But nothing bad, gory or outlandishly frightening. Follows some story-line canon, some my head-canon.

Hatim was an intriguing man, deadly, and never said a word. However, while everyone in Maysaf kept distance from 'the demon', Altair grew to like him and, maybe, even understand him. Altair/OMC, Male OC, slash, rated T for language, mention of sex, rating may go up.

It's simple because you love him. It's complicated because he loves you. Welcome to Nightvale.

Malik's been captured by Templars. Confronted with his worst nightmare there's only one who can save him now but even the Great Eagle can't heal a man's broken soul... or can he?

Through dividing itself into two beings, the Angel of Massacre will discover what it means to fall. Ash x Angela. Rated for sex and gore. Oneshot.

Pressure to accept courtship leads Integra to make a drastic decision. A/I (one-shot)

Sebastian and Ciel have a little discussion about the contents of a bottle.

Don't bite off more than you can chew. RWBY, Blake/Adam, rated for dark themes.

Malik has thrown himself headlong in love with Altair. The problem? It's 13th century Syria, and Allah is watching. Even worse, Altair keeps his own secrets. Can the internal jihad be won? An exploration into sexuality in historical context, complete with gratuitous religious angst, Kadar-scamming, Rumi poems, and the story of a fish and a frog. AltMal / MalAlt slash.

How does a girl go about feeding her pet vampire? I can think of one rather gory way and she doesn't even need to cut herself... be warned for gore and smut.

It's hard to climb back into the saddle after life goes and tips you sideways. Briareos, faces the fact that he needs to overcome his self-doubts regarding his new mechanized body and get back on the job with guns blazing when Deunan's kidnapped by some bomb-wielding terrorists. Cyborg to the Rescue!

It moved and twisted around, likened to hands rummaging through a drawer. It was as if his guts had been pulled out and the innards splayed thickly on his lap. Or maybe it was. "Se-Sebastian! Stop it!" But he knew he wouldn't stop. Sebastian is merely claiming his prize. A long awaited prize.

A look at the thoughts of Tereus when he becomes a couple with Deunan after the death of Briareous. Ex Machina influenced ficlet.

There are lot of unspoken words between them, a lot of hate and love. Altaïr x Malik.

Briareos may not have a firm idea of what his perfect holiday entails, but he's pretty sure getting roped into a PR extravaganza isn't it. Good thing he can rely on Deunan to come to the rescue.

WW5 is in full swing. Deunan x Briareos, drafted into the Federated American army, have their hands full in proving themselves to a new squad on a new battle ground. If you can't trust your commanders, at least you can trust your partner! mangaverse

OC A new recruit has entered ES.W.A.T. Will she be competition for Deunan, or will she fold under pressure? R&R plz

Remus is forced to endure James and Sirius jumping out of a cake in nothing but neon pink, leopard print speedos.

Integra talks to a block of cement about memories she hopes she'll have again, fingers grazing its cold surface as one would the cheek of a lover. Request fic.

Alucard indulges in pleasure and pain as he watches his master sleep.

The years roll by but Integra will always remember what He promised her.

AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.

ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."

In the early days of the Wammy House, there were some bugs in the program. What does it take to turn a boy into a killer? Beyond Birthday's story, without the filters. Rated for disturbing imagery, language, psychological trauma and gore.

AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?

A frozen pond in the middle of the night, a slap, and an unexpected order. One shot, Sebastian's POV. Sebastian x Ciel.

/Re-L&Vincent\ She couldn't run from this man, not even if she tried.

It's Sex Ed. time at Hellsing Manor.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

Real is cold, in more ways than one. Can Vincent break the ice, or will he just cause her to pull further away? RealxVincent Set during the last part of the journey to Mosque. Oneshot.

Being stuck in an endless waste land for several months tends to get the better of one's self control... especially when the man sleeping next to you is in love with you. RealVincent, Ep sixteen spoilers.

Aoi contemplates his situation while attempting to get to sleep.