Keith Koenarhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Incredibles, Batman, Rio, Assassin's Creed, Boondocks, Naruto, Watchmen, Star Trek: 2009, Misc. Movies, Supernatural, and Vikings. "My nut!" -Jack Sparrow "Some people tell me I need help, some people can fuck off and go to hell." -Cypress Hill "La plupart des hommes emploient la meilleure partie de leur vie à rendre l'autre misérable." "Il n'y a pour l'homme que trois événements: naître, vivre et mourir. Il ne se sent pas naître, il souffre à mourir, et il oublie de vivre." |
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For her Majesty by AnnaRambam reviews
Knowing that his childhood friend and flame Molly Heathcliff would like nothing than to be brought back into the British Army, Lieutenant Archie Hicox has been given permission to bring another member of the army with him on his mission to France and he chooses her. Only, Molly is not easy to handle and rathers things her way. Don't read if you're afraid of the steam! Rated M!
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - A. Hicox, Donny D.
And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs by words without reviews
After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Malik, Altaïr, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
Forever and Ever by ElleBT reviews
"Living a life as a shadow of mystery didn't give room for human emotions like love, it could get dangerous." RATED M for later chapters. YAOI - don't like don't read. Kadar/Altaïr/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kadar, Altaïr
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Sour by xJasmine reviews
The Omaticaya began life anew, but one young Na'vi still wishes for Eywa to answer her prayers. Yishat is cursed with the life of a home tender, unable to wield a bow. What exactly has Eywa planned for her? Tsu'tey x OC, Jake x Neytiri
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Tsu'tey
Just a Copy by Writerdragon reviews
The RDA has brought Quaritch back as a clone so they can take Pandora over and rob them of their prized mineral, and they've got better weapons. There's only one problem: Quaritch doesn't want to help RDA, but the Na'vi. Jake/Neytiri, Quaritch/OC.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,149 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - M. Quaritch, Parker S. - Complete
Healer by T.E.D.S reviews
Too weak to be a warrior, you still can be useful in fights - as a healer. OOC, alternative, Tsu'tey&OC. Because Tsu'tey needs loving too. FINISHED.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tsu'tey - Complete
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Simple Truths reviews
They are sitting in front of the candy machine. On the floor, munching on one chocolate bar after the other, because apparently they are five years old. Later, they sit under an oak tree, and things happen. Jack doesn't do lies. Clark is young and stupid. Maybe they both are. - Jack Kline/Clark Barker slash romance story, multi chapter, alternate ending. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 10/19/2017
Abominations
She has been waiting for the right moment. Power drawn to power, and not in the way you would expect, all sharp eyes and prophecies filled with blood. Ivar relishes in the attention. I must be a gift of the Gods, to find a face as ugly as his without a mirror. Ubbe watches from afar, wondering when this will break the world they know and live in. Ivar/OC, slight Ubbe/OC
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2018
Hatim's silence reviews
Hatim was an intriguing man, deadly, and never said a word. However, while everyone in Maysaf kept distance from 'the demon', Altair grew to like him and, maybe, even understand him. Altair/OMC, Male OC, slash, rated T for language, mention of sex, rating may go up.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Altaïr
Outlander
A rescue squad had come, but only one member of the crew had made it, only to be stuck with Kainan in this strange time and place. Omc/Kainan, slash, drabble, fanfiction of the movie Outlander.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
Identity Crisis
They told him his new name was Grigory Yeffim. One-shot, OMC and Pavel Chekov, slight slash. Reviews appreciated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - P. Chekov, OC
Thinking reviews
It is as if she knows what he's thinking. And this should lead to the only possible end; a bloody one. Rorschach/OC, rated M for violence, drabble-like
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
No Foul Games reviews
'At that exact moment Altaïr concluded that, yes, it was all just a game to him. Hide and seek.' Somehow, a Templar and an Assassin end up in need of each other. All they knew was that it could end bad. And it did. Altair/OMC Slash, yaoi, M
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Altaïr
A normal guy reviews
Shikamaru was confused to why such a complex, amazing woman wanted him above everyone else. Him, the painfully average guy. One-shot, Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
White Boyz reviews
When Riley meets someone that can match his level when it comes to basketball, how could he not hate on him? On the other hand, that white boy had a weakness for his brother... and him. M/M slash yaoi, slight OC/Huey, final OC/Riley, M for violence, death
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Huey F., Riley F.
Smoke like mist reviews
He couldn't say he liked her. No one really did. She was bratty, pushy and insensitive, and smoked like a chimney. OC/Marcel
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Marcel - Complete
In the mirror reviews
When Bruce Wayne is at home, he says the words, but they feel different. One-shot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Take the hit reviews
Little did know that Bob had a brother. A normal brother. Well, that was until he turned out not to be. Read the story of a man who lost everything. Read the story of a man who's only thing left of is the story. Come on and read me like a book.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
