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Francis 'France' Bonnefoy IT HAS HAPPENED. ANTONIO HAS ASKED LOVINO OUT :O
54 minutes ago. Like. Comments
Mei 'Taiwan' Wang, Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo, and 34 others like this.

Mei 'Taiwan' Wang OMG how did it happen?
53 minutes ago. Like

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilshmidt keseseses… I just raped that like button. Think it's broken now kesesesese~
52 minutes ago. Like
Francis 'France' Bonnefoy and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo likes this.

Hong 'Hong Kong' Wang Ditto to Mei, and did he say yes?
50 minutes ago. Like

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo Yes~
49 minutes ago. Like
Feliciano 'N. Italy' Vargas, Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary and 37 others like this

Alfred 'America' Jones Arthur, I bet you a cookie that Lovino is going to come on and cuss at us when he sees this.
49 minutes ago. Like.
Mathias 'Denmark' Køhler likes this

Arthur ' England' Kirkland And why would I make such an obvious bet with an daft git like you?
47 minutes ago via mobile phone. Like
Matthew 'Canada' Williams, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy and 7 others like this.

Alfred 'America' Jones Aw, I love you too. And since u say that it means I'm definitely getting the cookie! But don't worry, I'll share.
46 minutes ago. Like
Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary, Mei 'Taiwan' Wang and 2 others like this

Mei 'Taiwan' Wang I CALL HALF!
44 minutes ago. Like

Lovino 'S. Italy' Vargas FUCK YOU ALL.
41 minutes ago. Like
Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt and 2 others like this.

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy Olalala~ I call being on top though.
40 minutes ago. Like
Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschimdt likes this.

Lovino 'S. Italy' Vargas YOU ASSHOLES. And why the fuck are you guys talking about this fuckin' topic? Antonio, you dick. You told everyone didn't you? Hamburger bastard. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS BETTING ON COOKIES?
40 minutes ago. Like
Arthur 'England' Kirkland likes this

Alfred 'America' Jones Aw… and there goes my cookie. :( How could you Artie!
38 minutes ago. Like
Arthur 'England' Kirkland likes this.

Arthur 'England' Kirkland Because you're fat enough already.
37 minutes ago via mobile phone. Like
Lovino 'S. Italy' Vargas, Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt and 20 others like this

Alfred 'America' Jones Why :( ? I love you though. Remember that while I go to the corner and cry DX
35 minutes ago. Like
Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary likes this

Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary Aw…
33 minutes ago. Like

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt Dislike.
31 minutes ago. Like

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy oh, is it because you can't tell the one that you're in love with that you love him? Need help relieving your sexual frustration? Ohonhonhon~
28 minutes ago. Like
Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo, Feliciano 'N. Italy' Vargas and 13 others like this.

Feliciano 'N. Italy' Vargas Ve~ HIM? WHO? WHO WHO WHO WHO?
26 minutes ago. Like
Matthew 'Canada' Williams, Mei 'Taiwan' Wang and 11 others like this.

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt You fuckin' Franny. You r so dead tomorrow.
22 minutes ago. Like
Arthur 'England' Kirkland likes this

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy Aha, but you do not deny it!
20 minutes ago. Like
Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo, Feliciano 'N. Italy' Vargas and 4 other people like this.

Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary I feel sorry for the one that he likes. But anyways, WHO?
17 minutes ago. Like
Lovino 'S. Italy' Vargas, Ice 'Iceland' Johanson and 14 others like this

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy Come to speak of it, I still haven't used my dare on you. How about now?
15 minutes ago. Like
Feliciano 'N. Italy' Vargas, Mathias 'Denmark' Køhler and 3 others like this

Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary Yes please!
10 minutes ago. Like.
Mei 'Taiwan' Wang, Bella 'Belgium' Maes and 21 others like this

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt HELL NO U FUCKIN' FRANNY
8 minutes ago. Like.

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt Why does no one like that?
7 minutes ago. Like.

Ludwig 'Germany' Beilschmidt Well maybe because everyone actually wants to know. Including me.
5 minutes ago. Like
Yao 'China' Wang, Kiku 'Japan' Honda and 26 others like this.

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy Well, it is decided! Gil, u ask ur love out before tomorrow, or else I'm streak in East Germany for three days in a row and drag u down with me.
2 minutes ago via mobile phone. Like.
Yong Soo 'Korea' Im, Alfred 'America' Jones and 38 others like this.

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilschmidt Why the fuck does everyone like that comment?
57 seconds ago. Like.

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy Tomorrow. Or else you, me, streaking, and 27 bottles of wine.
46 seconds ago. Like
Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo likes this.

Elizaveta 'Hungary' Hedervary TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!
23 seconds ago. Like
Angelique 'Seychelles' Chelles, Mei 'Taiwan' Wang and 7 others like this.

Gilbert 'Prussia's Awesome' Beilscmidt FUCK OFF ASSHOLES.
7 seconds ago. Like


Gilbert, undoubtfully, was pissed.

Very, very pissed.

"Shut the fuck up America. Fuck your boytoy somewhere I can't hear you!"

Okay, that... and Francis.

The moaning from the room next door stopped abruptly as Gilbert slammed his laptop shut and rolled over on the bed, scoffing at the fuckin' Frenchman who actually remembered their agreement.

And who actually had the nerve to tell EVERY FUCKIN' PERSON ONLINE.

Fuck him.

Wait, on second thought, ew… I'm not gonna fuck someone like him. Preferably someone more lik-

A unnatural blush crept onto the Prussian's face as he threw a pillow at the dorm door, watching it fall with a soft thud as he banged his head on the headboard, cussing at the piece of wood before opening his cell phone and gave a roll of his eyes at the images he saw.

57 unread messages

From: Miss Frying Pan
Message: Who is it?

From: China's a douche
Message: Gilbert, who?

From: Italia
Message: Ve~ Gil, who is it?

From: Tomatoes :)
Message: Gil? R u going to tell me?

Fro-

"fffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!" Gil skipped over the rest of the messages and just proceeded to delete the rest of the messages, knowing that they probably said the same thing.

"delete, delete, de- ah, voicemail? Ugh… the fuckin' Franny…"

Open voicemail…

"Gil~ remember, before tomorrow~ or else you, me, streaking, and 27 bottles of win-"

"Oh my fuckin' god. Can't you guys just shut the fuck up?" an angry grumble was released by the Prussian as he chucked his cell phone across the room and proceeded to bury himself into the warm blanke-

"Ve~ Gil, tell me who it i-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY!"


From: Sir l'amour Bonnefoy
Message: Trust me; I will make Gilbert do it

And with a mischievous chuckle, he pressed the send button and that message was then sent to every single person in school.

Oh, the fun we will have

So, how was it?

Anyone can guess who's 'China's a douche'?

R&R?