Reviews for Crap, I Got Tomato Stains on These Letters, Dammit
Kharissa chapter 114 . 7/6/2012
Chere Romano,

Bonjour! C'est la countrie de l'amour. I am writing parce que j'ai une question. When Russia says he wants to become one with everybody, what does it mean? If it means what I think it does, then I have almost completed his mission! Onhonhonhonhon! But, I have yet to check you off the list. Mind telling me your schedual, chere? I would love to fit you into mine

Avec beaucoup l'amour,
France
Lumina Balderson chapter 114 . 4/19/2012
Hello.

What are your thoughts on the "Germany is Holy Roman Empire" Theory, Romano?

-Lumina Balderson
BuffyTheBugSlayer chapter 113 . 4/12/2012
Its BuffyTheBugSlayer again. Im sorry i made a mistake in my last review. The last sentence of the letter is should be "Can you please give me ideas on how to get back at him? Please"
BuffyTheBugSlayer chapter 114 . 4/12/2012
This story is funny. I like Romano's repleies very well. Heres mine.

Dear Romano, I am Wyoming, the 44th child of America and the most invisble one unless it is frontier days you can call me Steakie. I heard that you are helping people with there problems. My problem is that my grades aren't the best. So my father cut my spending money and is stopping me from playing with Tunisan. He also took my guns away. :'( Can you please give me ideas on how to get him back? Please?

From Steakie
ChamiriHatake101 chapter 114 . 3/18/2012
I just finished reading all the chapters, only took me about seven to eight hours, and i can tell you this: they're hilarious! Literally, I was laughing my head off because of some of these chapters and my mom was giving me weird looks. I read her some of the parts too and she laughed. Like the duct tape one, you know with the silence is gold and duct tape is silver. Yeah.

Well as i was reading these I was thinking, what country could i be, but i don't know how to act like any of the countries. I was thinking Scotland because i'm Scottish, or one of the states of America that hasn't been mentioned yet, but i don't really know. Oh yeah, have you tried to find a France or a Sealand? I'd love to see them join in, or Finland, Sweden, Liechtenstein? Wait i got an idea.

Okay I've never done this before, but what if Lily wrote you a letter asking what was going on between her bruder and Austria? That or she could ask for some pizza that she heard was to be great, or she could ask for advise...which i have no clue on what she could possibly ask for.

As for Scotland, i was thinking he'd ask why America was visiting his brother and what have you been telling him or whatever... -.- i'm out of ideas.

...wait a minute...a name just came to mind... Taiwan aka Mei? Wait, no, Hong Kong. He could ask for advise on how to impress Mei, ask her out or whatever.

I'm really bad at reviews -.-'

Before i send this i just want to say, I'm shocked China hasn't mad a letter yet, or France. I could see France making one just to make the Italian mad, that or give him pictures of Spain when he's asleep lol, also he could ask a stupid question that everyone knows the answer to. "Why doesn't anyone love me?" well there are some who love them...but there crazy to love him with him being a pedo and perv most of the time.

I hope you make some more letters soon, when you're not busy, and i can't wait for you to update You are a Pirate!

I also hope this review isn't too long or annoying to read or...I just hope you don't mind me blabbing '

For now, Adieu
Wayward-Son-Walking chapter 114 . 3/2/2012
Hey. I just started reading this letter fic and I want to say, I am impressed! I was just wondering if I could post as someone, just not a country. You know, like Antarctica and so?

Upload and reply soon,

SBB
Xia Sanzo chapter 114 . 10/25/2011
Hey Lovino,

Why don't you visit me and Little Italy much anymore?

Love Becky aka NYC
DaughterofApollo413 chapter 114 . 9/2/2011
Romanoooo! Why did you let someone invade your fic? Well the Provinces New Foundland and Labrador wanted to say hi and ask a question! Why don't you just go out with Spain you idiote stupide! Gah-! Labrador I'm the one typing. True question: Why do you like tomatoes so much?

PS: I sent a copy of dad's pancake recipe. Hope you enjoy.
Natsumi-x CBA to logging in chapter 8 . 8/19/2011
My eyes are retarded! DX I swear it said Poland where Feliks names was, but after reading the whole thing, it changed to Feliks. WTF? o_o But this was super duper funny, like, totally ;D
sexuallylovino chapter 114 . 8/14/2011
YOOOO!

Have you missed me?

...

Okay, I'm having a problem. I've stopped worrying about my dad, and started worrying about myself. And.. well... You see...

These 2 people like me... O-One kissed me without my permission and stripped for me, and the other just told me that...um.."it" likes me.

HELP ME PLEASE,

New Prussia also known as Bella Williams
JoyHeart chapter 114 . 8/5/2011
Dear Peru,

Da, Chile sounds nice and warm as well... you would gift wrap him too? Spasibo! Thank you! You can send him quickly, da?

I like it when warm nations become one with me, I feel less cold!

Love,

Russia

PS. Romano did get my message for him, right?
Dogsrule chapter 114 . 8/5/2011
((Italy))

Ciao Huayna!

Si! I am! But I don’t know why fratello was so mad at Ludwig about it! But what’s mono?

Yay! I’m glad you’re feeling better! And I hope to talk to you soon!

Italy Veneziano

((Iggy))

Dear Peru,

NO! Tell me exactly what you were about to say!

V-video? DAMMIT ALFRED! And just after I bought him that new camera for Christmas too!

About to go teach a certain wanker a lesson,

Arthur Kirkland

P.S. No, that was my only mistake. I DO NOT need to consult someone about my magic.

((I know that at the bottom it says that’s it the last Peru one but Italy doesn’t listen and Iggy wasn’t told. XD))
Kittizen chapter 113 . 7/7/2011
Dear Romano,

well first off,

err...

good day..? heh heh..?

second: my i ask why you hate Germany soooo damn much? he's never done anything to you...besides steal your little brother...

...

okay, now for my real question;

can i please rip of your shirt and take pictures of you? please, it would make your cousin happy...

and if i may...could i bare your children?

say hi you Big brother spain, and make sweet love to him for me~!

love,

San Mariano~

im fucking crazy... kukukukukukuuuuu
Lucilla R.V chapter 113 . 6/30/2011
Peru? Oh! I was wondering why Fratello wasn't awnsering... But weren't you one of Fratello Spain's (many) colonies? I can't remember really, he had so many.

Anyways, I'm Rome by the way, come by if you'd like while you're here! I don't mind, it's just me and my prissy cat for the most part.

-Lucilla (Rome)

P.S. I came over earlier and the lights were out, are you sitting in the dark?
Spanano chapter 110 . 6/27/2011
Peru,

Damn asshole. Why the hell would I let you know that sorta information?

Anyway~

I do plan on claiming mi culo Italiano~ it's so round and cute and Ohhh~ I love it~. Ahem...a-anyway...

I'm off to find Romano, okay~? If you so much as ruin his handsome home, I will make your life such hell you'll be crying for su Mamá for the rest of your life~. Kay? kay~

España

((There ya go :D))
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